But have you imagined pyro in a trenchcoat?
OP you have opened my eyes. Please elaborate
Do you see now? Do you see the power this holds?
when ur grindr date comes over to “watch some movies and see what happens” and u bend over to put the dvd in and youre bieng extra as shit sticking yous ass out and you hear “daaaamn” and you look over to give him the Look and find out hes watching fortnite replays on his phone
This sounds way too specific to be a meme and more of a confession of a sin
Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works
my wardrobe is full of wedding dresses and ballgowns i’ll never wear we can’t keep doing this
i know it’s traditional and all but times have changed and my sleep schedule is fucked up enough as it is
hey vampires, demons and other terrors of the night it really isn’t necessary to go to all the effort of kidnapping me to your castles and forcing me to be your bride i’ll come willingly if you just ask
like ok yes we need to talk about how baby boomers aren’t all rich white entitled & bigoted and that generational divides don’t inherently mean anything but at the same time some teenager saying ok boomer to some 60-something yr old being transphobic isn’t an act of classism christ on earth
the ok boomer meme isn’t that deep i swear to god
TIL after a female pedestrian in his community was killed by a red-light runner, a 74 year old Chinese man spent an entire day hurling bricks at bad drivers. He smashed over 30 red-light runners’ cars before the police asked him to stop.
Guerrilla public service
Dan Povenmire had been pitching Phineas and Ferb since 1993 but it didn’t get picked up until 14 years later in 2007.
We could’ve been living in a timeline where Phineas and Ferb was a 90s show with waves of nostalgia for it on BuzzFeed articles.
We could’ve been seeing the Phineas and Ferb reboot by now.
I’m trying to picture what it’d look like if it was made in the 90′s but i just can’t
Here are some early character designs
It looks mostly the same
IIRC part of the reason it didn’t get picked up back then was that the networks didn’t want doof and perry to be part of the show.
True. Networks usually loved the idea but thought the show was too complicated to greenlight with the intersecting A and B plots.
Reactions in the notes:
30% people surprised Irving has been there from the start and looks the same as he does in the final show.
70% shooked by Doofenshmirtz’s original name (which was Meddleshmirtz)
And then there’s this person
this is a new one tumblr
I would be so pissed…
*gently steers Valla back to her books and brings her ginger and lemon tea*
*allows herself to be lead but is still glaring daggers*
I know, I know. It’s evil. Read something and relax. Drink your tea.
*grumbles softly, picking up her book and snuggling into the pillows*
*settles in next to her, holding up a brush*
Can I brush your hair?
*tail wags* Yus!!
*settles behind her and carefully starts brushing, starting at the bottom and working up to prevent pulling, before carefully weaving it into a complicated Viking-style braid*
*closes eyes and enjoying the feeling of someone playing with my hair, letting out soft contented sighs*
u guys good?
this is probably targeted toward transmasc people but i have a feeling this could apply to potentially every variety of trans person on the planet and thats incredible
they’re so useful though
everybody be like: *ignores me* *ignores me* *ignores me* *ignores me* *ign
Controversial opinion but any appearance-based gotcha will always be pickme shit
calling a shitty, bigoted girl ugly bc of her physical features isn’t subversive. this isn’t about whether or not it’s justified, i’m not saying bigots themselves deserve better, but when you call a physical feature ugly you are calling everyone with that feature ugly. also it’s 2019 do we really need to get into why it’s not progressive to call women ugly when they suck for actual legitimate reasons