Oh boy really I can’t wait I hope I get something cool
Oh boy really I can’t wait I hope I get something cool
Aro culture is hating the trope where people finally get together/admit their feelings for each other by kissing suddenly and without asking permission first. In media they almost never ask if they can, they just kiss the other person, and like you don’t even know if the other person likes you (or is ok with kissing) because you’ve never talked about it before. What if they don’t want to kiss? What if they don’t actually like you? Is it that hard to ask for permission first?
WHY DOES TUMBLR THINK IM OLD ALL MY FUCKING ADS ARE ABOUT SENIOR BENIFITS AND SHIT WHAT THE HELL
Off to a good start
Hello i have a new favorite movie
The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms
Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.
Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he’s a priest then the title is false advertising
She’s talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her
“I don’t believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn’t turn into one!”
Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic
[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]
[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]
Me: oh??? 😏😌
He’s literally reading a book called Crime
Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was…different
Father Stewart: you’re not THAT different. they’re are plenty of people like that in the church
Bro i can’t even describe this vietnam war flashback…..there’s 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone’s backyard……a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they’ve lost…..they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then…….his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died….which is why he joined the priesthood…the editing feels like a fever dream
How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur
I do want to point out about the “bad” practical effects: This was a film done by students at the School of Visual Arts in Manhattan. They had very little resources to work with (only $35,000) and it actually turned out wonderfully for what it is.
I’m very proud of them and I think we should give the team responsible a hefty round of applause.
Brendan Steere; Director, Writer, Co-Producer, and Editor.
Jesse Gouldsbury; Cinematographer, and Co-Producer
Brandon Taylor, who is the third and final Co-Producer, that I was unable to find a photo of.
Our Starring Cast; Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Aurelio Voltaire, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits.
With music done by Ali Helnwein, and Daniel McCormick (who I could not find a photo for)
I think we are a bit spoiled by big budget Hollywood and we forget about the indies who grow up to make those blockbusters, and we should give them a lot more love.
Where the fuck can I buy this movie
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
Happy Anniversary, y’all.
Happy 3 years and a day
Also WHAT THE FUCK ITS BEEN THREE YEARS? I THOUGHT THAT VIDEO CAME OUT IN LIKE 2020
enough about clonefucking. real question is: would u take your clone out for a nice brunch and derive genuine enjoyment from their company & conversation?
*checks notes* I know I say this a lot but some of ya’ll really do need to consider talking to a therapist
I mean I talk to myself all the time anyways so like? It’d just be that but with food?
I know I’ve already reblogged this but I absolutely love this old timey adhd info graphic
Definitely calling myself a mind wanderer from now on that sounds way fucking cooler
Also I gotta wonder how the hell they even treated this stuff back then. Did they even?
Hepler’s Mold takes over a car-
Ever leave a window open and get snow in your car? Well, in the tropics they have another problem: Hepler’s mold. The bright fungus naturally eats away at trees but naugahyde (the fake leather in most cars) contains ten times more cumulus oophorus cells than the tree bark from which its made.
And here’s the result. The bright fungus has completely consumed the car’s interior. It may look soft and cushy but you’d find no place in the world less comfortable, as the mold can also grow in human lungs. The spores from this car would kill a passenger within ten minutes. The bright fibers of victims erupt from their mouths in a gruesome spectacle that the natives of these regions call “Elmo’s Death”.
OKAY that is terrifying thanks!!!
just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian
I can’t believe I read this with my own two eyes
I still can’t believe that in the last 10 years Superman, Green Arrow, Flash and Supergirl all had live-action shows about them with 100-200 episodes, meanwhile Batman literally didn’t have his own show since the 60′s??
Like yeah he’s definitely overexposed on the big screen, but the fact fact that he (nor any of the Batkids) never had their own TV show is crazy to me.
Was anybody going to tell me that Alfred already has his own solo show and it’s currently on it’s 2nd season??
And the Batmobile is apparently is going to have its own show too??
Okay but the fact that Teen Titans Go managed to predict this makes all of this even funnier
Of all things to predict this…
THEY HAD TO HAVE KNOWN PLEASE THERE IS NO WAY THAT A COINCIDENCE LIKE THAT COULD HAPPEN
imagine seeing a post that says “kids don’t deserve to get bullied” and thinking this is a remotely acceptable response to it
this is exactly the sort of callous, heartless mentality that makes me SICK and if i catch anyone else i follow saying this shit or sharing it uncritically i WILL hunt you down and peel you like a grape
I was relentlessly bullied for being weird (which is to mean, neurodivergent) as a child and guess what? I didn’t “learn how to not be an obnoxious weirdo”, I only started hating myself and developed an anxiety disorder which made me become straight up afraid of people, aka even more weird. So if you claim bullying is a way to teach weird kids not to be weird, you’re not just a terrible person; you’re also stupid because it doesn’t work.
That was the mentality up until the 1970s and SOMEHOW, MYSTERIOUSLY, it completely failed to work, and now we have a flotilla of scientific evidence that bullying fucks people up good while making children treat each other like fucking human beings is incredibly good for all of them so like…. nah.
Kid me, a ‘weirdo’ bc neurodivergent and not cis: *Bullied*
Adult me, a ‘weirdo’ bc amazingly still neurodivergent and not cis: *Still a weirdo but like also deeply traumatized with additional weird due to debilitating social anxiety and rejection sensitive dysphoria now*
just saying here and now i cannot describe the amount of anxiety i get over being judged and neglected just because some kids thought it’d be funny to call me shitty names
The thing that made me learn to control my neurodivergency enough to not have it be such a massive detriment on my life wasn’t bullying, it was the over a decade of therapy, starting in primary school and ending shortly after i graduated high school. The bullying just made me hate the people who did it, and the school that let it happen, making me asocial and giving me a hatred of autority in general because the bad experience with school made me feel nobody would ever do anything to help me. The bullying just made me have angry outbursts that got me in bad enough trouble it landed me in mental hospitals away from my parents and friends for weeks or months, making me miss whole chunks of my life and giving me horrible loneliness. The bullying just gave me a minor concussion when one of my bullies decided to jump me with a few of his freinds on the way to leave the swimming pool during summer break, making me scared to even go to school. The bullying just made me depressed, to the point where I would just sleep in class all day so I didn’t have to listen to it, tanking my grades and making my future far harder for me, something I’m still feeling the side effects of.
Bullying isn’t necessary or acceptable. Bullying doesn’t help anybody. It only makes things worse. Bullying didn’t “make me normal”, it made my childhood hell, filling it with anger, sadness, and fear.
get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
Y'all, it gets better. She found out.
Such a developing story.
I love this story
This was a wild ride from start to finish
I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website
Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.
This just kept on getting better.
Bruh what other website has this shit
I totally understand if you don’t want to answer this, but are you by chance an Alpha pogchamp chad-pilled cumlord? Or are you a pissbaby normie simp? Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I just think it’s a little cringecore. I totally understand if you don’t want to answer, and I apologize on behalf of all sigma twitch thot gamers. F in the chat. But if it makes you feel better, you’ll always be an epic mommy dom gamer girl MILF milkwagon to me :)
Everyone is a part of some collective group, no one is a sigma pogchamp on their own, and in a way, depending on selective categorization, we are all normies. If the sample size of people gets big enough, there will almost always be a connecting thread between all of them. F in chat to your concept of sigma, we’re a prosocial species.
when i was in like 6th grade i started learning random ciphers for no reason other than i thought it’d be funny to have an entire journal full of total nonsense. i used to be able to write in morse, anglo-saxon runes, and wingdings… unfortunately the only one i still know is wingdings. these are probably the most useless talents in the world and i am very proud to have possessed them at some point
The only one I know by heart is pigpen or whatever. The little tic tac toe looking stuff.
So in my other posts I’ve talked briefly about labels, but I’ve never really expressed my opinion on them in general. I think labels should be a personal choice. Now, let me just say once again that everything in here is my own opinion, and I am not trying to force it on anyone, I just want to express it.
I think in our current society we feel a lot of pressure to label ourselves. Whether it be a gender identity, sexuality, or social standing label (such as nerd or popular). We see labels everywhere. In the media, in conversations, in our day to day lives. But what is so important about them? Why do we feel the need to categorize ourselves with a few specific things? After all, since everyone is unique, shouldn’t we technically all create our own labels? Not everyone can fit under a few specific ones so why not make more? However, if we’re all unique, why do we need to define ourselves? Why does society need to define us? I understand that as humans, we always seek answers and definitions to things. Why can’t we define everyone as a living creature, or a human for that matter, and leave it to that. We are all unique individuals, with different thoughts, personalities, preferences. So what is the point? In my personal experience, I find that labels tend to cause a lot more mental health issues. The pressure to know exactly what definition you fit under takes a toll on your mental health. I guess I just don’t understand the major importance of them.
I understand the feeling of expressing who you are, and expressing your individuality. It feels good to fit under a label, and to be able to define yourself. Feel free to disagree with me, and share your opinions respectfully. If anyone would like to further explain the importance of labels then please do! I would love to hear your thoughts.
I’ll be honest, I just think it can be fun. It also helps in finding other people who are similar. Humans are definitely each unique, which is why labels tend to be vauge, but i wouldn’t say their pointless. Then again, there are very few things i would truly say are pointless, so maybe that doesn’t mean much.
The letting it take a toll on thing is a good point thought, and something many fall into. It’s not universal though. It’s also worth mentioning that many people who obsess over labels do so to find people similar to them, and mental issues and social issues can maybe be a push for that. So though I can’t say for certain, I’d say it might not be that labels cause mental issues, but that mental issues push people to find labels.
Though to be fair, it’s probably a bit of both, and maybe some other stuff. It’s a complicated subject.
And while there can be drama and stress over labels, there can also be a sense of community and the happiness it can bring. There’s good thing and bad things about it, but that’s just everything general.
I can definitely respect the idea that not everyone should go for labelling everything. There’s definitely been alot more labeling going on then there used to be, and I’ll be honest, I can’t say I’m not concerned about it at least a bit too.
But I think as long as people are smart, it can be worth it. Labels don’t define you, because they aren’t the only thing you are. And they aren’t what makes a person worth love. As long as people keep that in mind, they should be fine.
At least that’s my view on the topic. Hope I could offer some potential insight, or just some ideas.
Aroace culture having all hints/flirts/sexual and romantic tension that the fandom insists is between two characters fly way over your head. Like is that inherently flirty??? Why does my brain see all interactions as platonic ;-;
Every Male Orange Cat from Real Life is a Himbo!
The best part about this post is everyone tagging their own dumb orange cats who cant even defend themselves online
This big stupid baby can’t even climb up that big cat tree without falling half the time
I’m really not a very angry person there’s just a lot of rage inside me
There’s something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I’m a chill guy
Take it out on sticks thats what i do