coffee mug that says “dont talk to me til i’ve seen images of my fucked up little man
tbh rather than existing bloggers turning their tumblr into a patreon my guess is that staff is trying to entice ~influencers~ to come here and honestly that’s so much worse
if any blue checks on twitter start promo-ing their new $3.99 tumblr account everybody better start getting real weird real fast. gonna need 5 human pet guy imitators discoursing about fallout, stat.
Tumblr equivalent to firing a few rounds every so often to keep the rent low
“Love me, Love me, I cried to the rocks and the trees …” ― Stevie Smith
1. sylvia plath | 2. andrew wyeth | 3. anaïs nin | 4. ron hicks | 5. jenny slate | 6. hope ganglof | 7. f. scott fitzgerald | 8. peter mcardle | 9. richard siken | 10. ron hicks | 11. natalie wee | 12. peter mcardle | 13. emily palermo
being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
Cropped image of medieval-stylized printed text, focused on a line which reads: “This wenche thikke”
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Thank you for adding this image description! Just wanted to clarify that it’s not stylised, but actual Middle English. The text is from The Canterbury Tales.
Okay, had to track it down. It’s from the Reeve’s Tale, and it’s a description of a 20yo young woman:
This wenche thikke and wel y-growen was,
With camuse nose and yën greye as glas;
With buttokes brode and brestes rounde and hye,
But right fair was hir heer, I wol nat lye.
In modern English (had to look up “camuse”, so that’s as good as my source, but I know the rest)
This wench was thick and well-grown
With a pug nose and eyes grey as glass;
With buttocks broad and breasts round and high,
But right fair was her hair, I will not lie.
The fact that Chaucer had “big butt” and “I will not lie” within two lines of each other is causing me disproportionate amusement. Also the fact that “this wenche thikke” works equally well in Middle English and in modern slang.
Reblog with (as of rn)…
- Favorite album
- Favorite song from Bad Blood / All This Bad Blood
- Favorite song from Wild World
- Favorite song from Doom Days / This Got Out of Hand edition
- Favorite song from Other People’s Heartache
- Favorite song with another artist
- Favorite single
- Top three most played Bastille songs (for Spotify users, you can use this website)
ohoho here we go >:3
“stop post+ from happening fill out this survey sign this petition do a log out protest” listen ive been here since 2011 that’s not how anything on this website works. whether or not you do these things post+ will stay, make little to no money for the website bc nobody uses it except self-important funnyman bloggers and instagram influencer wannabees, and slowly degrade as lack of maintinence from an underpaid staff brings it to complete obsolescence. Let nature run her course 😌
🌃THE NIGHT WE MET BY LORD HURON MOODBOARD🌃
For:@nikkixravenclawI had all and then most of you, some and now none of youTake me back to the night we metI don’t know what I’m supposed to do, haunted by the ghost of youOh, take me back to the night we met
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
B A N C H
b R o G L e
this post almost moved me to tears
Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle
I’m kepchup lmao
Brogle and rainbow sprimkle
This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.
some additions from my own collection