im going to be real i am pretty fucking surprised!
Toronto Police: In our expert opinion, that shouldn’t be there.
perfect elevator for my childrens hospital
it’s all soup.. it always was soup… never anything else… soup..
I just woke up and I haven’t even done anything but man it’s been a long day
“there are no stupid questions”
“is it soup time?”
“that is the stupidest question I’ve ever heard it is always soup time”
if tumblr forgets to give me notifications for one more ask I’m going to send them a very strongly worded knife to the head
good morning!! please remember to eat something and take a break from your screen! have a good day!!
what would you do if uh
what would you do if egg
I would uh
queen bees get a lot of dick huh?
the gloop?? it go off?? The gloop???? the yoinky??????? just the gloop?? go off??? or yoinky????????????? gloop???????????
*sigh* I’ll never be as pretty as them *glares at mirror*
does my blog have a theme? yeah of course! *hides my themeless mess of a blog behind my back*
all of my posts are incomprehensible and if you understand them no you don’t
how old are u