Lazy: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Smurfette: I got distracted about halfway through.
Clumsy: I was too lost in your eyes to hear what you said.
Hefty: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Lazy Smurf, in The Finance Smurf: I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
smurfs vine comp that i made because of this blog
anyone willing to submit quotes
Vanity: Here is my wall of inspirational smurfs.
Smurfette: Is that a picture of you?
Vanity: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
just realized one of my posts would work better with different characters so if you see it reposted thats why. im not gonna delete the old version, for posterity.