@incorrect-smurfs

Brainy: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Lazy: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Smurfette: I got distracted about halfway through.
Clumsy: I was too lost in your eyes to hear what you said.
Hefty: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Brainy: My hubris just gave me an idea.

asmurfierworld :

(Ours to put donuts in!)

Check out my new smurf blog! It’s only tangentially related to this one, but it’s fun.

Smurfette: I love your heart-shaped sunglasses. They're very festive.
Vanity: I'm in love.
Smurfette: With who?
Vanity: Myself.

Smurfstorm: I'm a lesbian.
Clumsy: I thought you were a smurf???

Lazy Smurf, in The Finance Smurf: I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

smurfs vine comp that i made because of this blog

Brainy: Hefty thinks any problem can be solved by hitting it.
Hefty: Not true, sometimes you have to hit things a lot.

Brainy: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Painter: No, go ahead, I wanna hear it.
Brainy: It fucking sucks.
Painter: That's not constructive criticism.

Papa Smurf: Tag what you're majoring/intend on majoring in
Clumsy: Respecting women
Don Smurfo: Batman
Snappy Smurfling: Minecraft
Jokey: Youtube
Brainy: In the tags, guys
Gutsy: Fuckin weed
Wild: W
Dreamy: Criminal justice and psychology
Scaredy: I'm terrified that I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've pursued over my life.
Nat Smurfling: Minecraft
Slouchy Smurfling: Minecraft as well

Jokey: It's really muggy out today.
Grouchy: If I go outside and all of the mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.
Jokey: *sips juice from a bowl*

Gargamel: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

Brainy: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Clumsy: Hey, Brainy, what color are blueberries?
Brainy, lovestruck: Clumsy, you're so smurfdamn stupid.

Hefty: Sorry I'm late. I was doing... things.
Brainy: He pushed me down the fucking stairs!

smurfoo :

incorrect-smurfs:

Baby: I can’t do this, I’m gay!

Vanity: You’re not gay, I’m gay. You’re five.

baby went feral

Jokey: If I die, my funeral's gonna be the biggest party ever, and you're all invited.
Brainy: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to, and he might not even die.

Question:

I would but for some reason the summit a quote box won’t work

Answer:

https://incorrect-smurfs.tumblr.com/submit try this link

anyone willing to submit quotes

Actor: I have learned something important today!
Brainy: You finally discovered I'm always right, is that it?

Vanity: Here is my wall of inspirational smurfs.

Smurfette: Is that a picture of you?

Vanity: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Harmony: What kind of friends are you, anyway?
Harmony: Why didn't anysmurf tell me I sounded so bad?
Brainy: We all told you.

Peewit: *playing music*
Johan: Hey, do you take requests?
Peewit: Sure!
Johan: Stop playing.

Clumsy: Is this seat taken?
Brainy: Yes, this seat is for my best friend only.
*Clumsy walks away, dejected*
Brainy: You know I meant you, right?

Some human: You are, without a doubt, the worst wizard I've ever heard of.
Gargamel: But you have heard of me.

just realized one of my posts would work better with different characters so if you see it reposted thats why. im not gonna delete the old version, for posterity.

Harmony: *playing his horn*
Hefty: Hey, do you take requests?
Harmony: Sure!
Hefty: Stop playing.

Gargamel, during Turncoat Smurf: If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one.

Snappy, sledding down a hill: Hey, everysmurf, watch me do the "Grumpy Grouchy!"
Grouchy: Stop naming moves after me.
Snappy: "Everyone's an idiot except for me."
Grouchy: Well, it's true.

Handy: Brainy, what's the biggest book you have?
Brainy: Oh? Looking for a challenge?
Handy: No, I need to get something off a high shelf.

Grouchy: I've only had Baby for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.