Jaskier: Can I be the godfather?
Geralt: You know what you can be?
Jaskier: wait! i’m the one who got us into this mess, so i’ll be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess
Geralt: what’s your name?
Geralt: you’re hired?
Jaskier: thank you, i am looking forward to working with you
Jaskier: *pats his own shoulder*
Jaskier: it’s gonna be okay dumb bitch
Yennefer: *hugs geralt from behind*
Yennefer: *softly plays with Geralt’s hair*
Yennefer: eat my chocolate again and we’re fucking done
Queen Calanthe: what are good responses for being stabbed with a sword?
Ciri: that’s fair
Geralt: not again
Jaskier: are you going to want this back or can i keep it?
Geralt: do you ever think-
Jaskier: no and you can’t make me
Geralt: So what’s your type, bard?
Jaskier: Tall, muscular, white hair, dumb, yellow eyes
Geralt: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I’m not a woman.
Jaskier: Did I mention dumb?
Jaskier: Okay, just making sure
… I think I’m in love
o’ valley of plenty
Geralt: So? How’s Jaskier?
Yennefer: Bad news,
Yennefer: [steps aside to reveal Jaskier] He’s still alive
Ciri: that’s a pretty rock
Jaskier: thanks! Geralt gave it to me
Geralt: I threw it at you
Jaskier: He’s very sweet
Jaskier: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Geralt: You are a hazard to society.
Yennefer: And a coward. Do 20.
Geralt: Ciri, what do we always say?
Ciri: be gay, do crime
Geralt: i am dad inside
Geralt: i meant dead
Geralt: [looking at ciri]
Geralt: no i didn’t