the biggest girlboss of the last two centuries and your local manwhore
Oh my kink?
Where Yennefer smacks Jaskier atop the mountain in rare species knowing that she’ll be able to catch him if his dumb ass falls, knowing he’ll be safe.
Where Geralt gently smacks Jaskier atop same mountain in a shut up despite his very human strength and his very witcher strength.
These two very strong, very powerful humans have learned to trust themself around feeble human Jaskier, and that only allows them to be closer to him, to be playful with him, and playfulness is love. The fact that these two trust around themself around Jaskier Like That after having a history of pain just gets me soft.
jaskier…. grabby when he’s hurt.
jaskier gripping yennefer’s hand and scrunching up the fabric of her dress with his other, trying to keep in pained noises while geralt works to bandage him up. she gripes to him about creasing the fabric but she’s got her palm on his cheek, brushing her thumb against his temple
jaskier reaching for geralt when he’s hurt, trusting he’ll be there to catch him if he falls, resting his weight on geralt’s shoulders and waist and arms to help him stand or walk. geralt knowing jaskier will hold onto anything he can get his fingers hooked on to ground himself; his armour, his hands, his hair (on one memorable occasion), and being able to tell how serious the injury is by how heavily jaskier leans on him and how frantic his hands are
I love Jaskier’s stupid little dragon inspired outfit he wore along to the dragon hunt like what an icon. His chemise isn’t able to be unbuttoned that far, but I allowed it for the look.
This is also probably the only other one of “Yen in Jaskier’s Clothes” I’m going to do because honestly I’m not in love with his djinn and Cintra court outfits.
You can see my fanart of Yen in his episode 2 outfit here (X)
proposition: jaskier’s not immortal because of any fae blood or anything, he’s immortal because he’s fucked enough deities for them to agree that they want him to stick around for as long as possible.
at some point someone yells “melitele’s tits!” and jaskier responds distractedly with “they’re quite lovely actually” and geralt goes “how would you know” while jaskier just winks back at him and the witcher’s just like “what does that mean??”
or someone asks him who his best fuck was and he goes “definitely loki, fell into bed with him a few centuries back and then i ran into her again a few years ago.” and geralt is just like whomst??? a few centuries???
that’s also why he rarely gets injured on their dangerous adventures. he’ll get thrown into the water or something while geralt’s fighting off some sirens and the tide just pulls him back to shore and geralt’s like “what the fuck??” and jaskier goes “so i may or may not have had several wonderful nights with the goddess lilvani” and geralt’s just like “you know what? fine, whatever”
Does anyone else ever wonder what characters people would secretly ship you with, not because you like them or their your favourite but people genuinely think your personalities go well together? It’s always interesting to think of how other people are you.
renfri: alright, this is kind of extreme but please just hear me out
yennefer: … ?
renfri: there’s this magician, stregobor, and i want you to kill him -
yennefer: *rolling up her sleeves* just point me in the right direction
One of the writers on Twitter just said Geralt can tell Jaskier from his heartbeat brb imma die
Eskel: Why is Jaskier punching that guy over there? Did he insult you?
Geralt, drinking his ale: no
Lambert: Was he talking shit about you two being together?
Eskel: Then why is Jaskier pissed?
Geralt: There are three things that can make Jaskier start a bar fight: Witcher hating, homophobia, and slut-shaming.
Geralt: Tonight it’s #3.
Jaskier, kicking the guy in the stomach: Who are you to tell me how should I dress, I don’t need validation from anyone, not even my partner-
Geralt, raising his voice: You look great, though!
Jaskier, right before slamming a chair across the man’s face: Thanks dear!
Lambert: I don’t know if it’s we who are protecting him, or if it’s he who’s protecting us.
Eskel: I don’t know about you, I feel safe.
Jaskier: *knocks someone out*
Omg I… what???