spamton neo opening up about 40+ years of horrific religious trauma and his despair at being caught up in a constant cycle of abandonment by those he once trusted to a literal 14 year old who has math homework due by tommorow
spamton: I CAN NEVER BE FREED FROM THIS WRETCHED CYCLE ALL THATS LEFT FOR ME TO DO IS FACE GOD AND HOPE HE LETS ME IN IF I AM DESERVING OF SUCH A NIRVANA AND IF NOT THE HELL I AM SENT TO WOULD BE NO LESS THAN THE ONE I BARE WITNESS TO ON EARTH
The player: Oh my god . holy shit. i am going to think about this for 1000 years . this will never leave me not ever
kris, independent of the players actions, unable to say anything but going along nonetheless: if i don’t turn in this algebra proof ms alphys Will. kill me
ik ive had to make a million donation posts this month but pls help if u can.
my phone bill got taken out two days early and now im worried abt being able to pay rent when my paycheck comes in, since it’s probably not going to be v much. any amt helps, im not trying to get all the way out of the red, just reduce it. white ppl should heavily consider paying reparations.
c: $literaltortoise / v: @/literaltortoise / p: paypal.me/literaltortoise
I know what this sounds like, but I don’t think Tim Chalamet Willy Wonka is going to be a tumblr sexy man. I think we might somehow have too much dignity for that.
This shorted out my brain for 30 seconds, but when you’re right, you’re right
idk. its kinda funny how grown folks w fandom brainrot think its normal to think a cartoon kid is hot. the only time I thought a cartoon kid was hot was when I was the same age as that cartoon kid kajsdfhals like. 14-17 we were the same age so I was making jokes about wife/gf you know like normal. but i hit like 19 and I was like “hm she’s 17 so this is weird!” and what do you know i stopped. like it’s not hard akjsdfhlakjsdf ITS NOT HARD!!!
There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.
Happy Halloween, everyone!
*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins
This is the quality fall shit I’m here for
okay last donation post for a while. im moving into a house very soon(most likely the end of November) and i have almost everything i need for it i just need to get a mini fridge + microwave + a cooktop, i can get all of those from walmart for $260. I have $60 right now so all i need is $200. anything helps, even a $1. dont start anything on this post i’ll just block
Paypal.me/AKirk432 (please send via someone you trust, otherwise itll be put on hold)
people are like “if you put crabs in a bucket they can’t escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don’t help each other” and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there
ALSO the crabs arent acting with any kind of malicious intent, theyre not thinking “oh no youre coming down with me” theyre thinking “pinch pinch pinch whats going on right now” its insane to extrapolate a moral point about humans from their behavior
reblog if you engage in crab bucket mentality (pinch pinch what is going on here)
easily one of the most animals of all time
It’s a Vietnamese Hmong dog for those asking
It looks like a mix of a cat and a dog in the opposite way to how a fox looks like a mix of a cat and a dog.
literally no. this is the shitty fucking roller coaster at the santa monica pier (I recognized it from that ugly piss shade of yellow) that literally sucks so hard that if no one else is there they’ll sometimes let you go twice just because it’s so boring. the first (and only) time I ever rode it I was like 11 and by the end I almost wanted to cry because I wasted my allowance money on such a stupid shitty rollercoaster ride