In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was gone. I aspire to be that woman.
This is one of the best things that has EVER HAPPENED ON LIVE TELEVISION. You could not write this. People would say you were being too fanciful or ridiculous. The best things happen in real life.
William is forbidden, by tradition, to turn around. Harry is not. SUCH BROTHERS. MY HEART.