• jocu
    18.10.2019 - 2 days ago

    annoyingbloqqer :

    “so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?”

    image

    I just had the voice line from Majesty pop into my head clear as day “More gold, your Majesty!”

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  • jocu
    18.10.2019 - 2 days ago

    lesbianelsas :

    Sesame Street Memory: Lucy Liu | #ThisIsMyStreet

    Lucy Liu shares a heartfelt memory of learning to speak english by watching Sesame Street and finding a family within the cast. Share your favorite Sesame Street memory on social media with #ThisIsMyStreet!

    ThAT LAST GIF THO

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  • jocu
    18.10.2019 - 2 days ago

    drunkcyclonus :

    karawaltersuniverse :

    take a note fellas, chicks dont want dick pics. we want gundams

    we want giant fighting robots 

    Hello?!? ThE LAST UPDATE PHOTO?!!? THEY ACTUALLY GOT MARRIED?! WHAAAT AHHHH

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  • jocu
    17.10.2019 - 2 days ago

    bamfcoyotetango :

    secretsunkept :

    thehighpriestofreverseracism :

    pathlesspagan :

    thehighpriestofreverseracism :

    tinkerbell0007 :

    thehighpriestofreverseracism :

    I stared at this for sooo long and didn’t see it.

    safe to say I would’ve died

    Whelp. Me too. I still can’t see a damned thing.

    fam😭

    That woulda been my ass!

    I didn’t see it until somebody on twitter pointed it out to me……whatever the fuck that shit is, a snow leopard…a speckled puma?idk , it would have eating me tf up

    😰 I still couldn’t find the shit even after y’all pointed it out in the next photo. I went back hella confused……

    Here is fuzzy friend!!!

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  • jocu
    17.10.2019 - 2 days ago
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  • jocu
    17.10.2019 - 2 days ago

    naked-exo :

    Destiny 2: Forsaken (2018)

    @void-boyo iM

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  • jocu
    17.10.2019 - 3 days ago

    speakswords :

    urbanfantasyinspiration :

    nunyabizni :

    This is art

    Can you imagine the casting ad for this

    nothing in heaven or hell could have prepared me for the product reveal

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  • jocu
    17.10.2019 - 3 days ago
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  • jocu
    17.10.2019 - 3 days ago
    You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

    demon-dark-666 :

    butterflyinthewell :

    Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

    Ha got ‘em

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  • jocu
    17.10.2019 - 3 days ago

    wolfjillyjill :

    crowleys–angel :

    ripperblackstaff :

    anonymousnerdgirl :

    dreamers-and-seekers :

    too-cool-for-facebook :

    chipmunkwithwings :

    scootscoot5000 :

    prridot :

    cold-and-analytical :

    thelogicalloganipus :

    sanders-trash-4ever :

    beggars-opera :

    I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

    fuckin MOOD

    I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

    pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

    Lyrics: 

    I’ve tried, tried, tried
    And I’ve tried even more 
    I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
    And I can’t recall what for
    I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
    In hope of some success
     But the inevitable fact is that
    It never will impress 

    I’ve no more fucks to give,  
    My fucks have runneth dry, 
    I’ve tried to go fuck shopping 
    But there’s no fucks left to buy
     I’ve no more fucks to give, 
    Though more fucks I’ve tried to get, 
    I’m over my fuck budget and
    I’m now in fucking debt 

    I strive, strive, strive 
    To get everything done 
    I’ve played by all the rules
    But I’ve very rarely won,
    I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed,
    Alas to no avail
    I’ve run round like a moron,
    To unequivocally fail!

    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fuck fuse has just blown,
    I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
    But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fuck rations are depleted,
    I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

    The effort has just not been worth
    The time or the expense
    I’ve exhausted all my energy 
    For minimal recompense
    The complete lack of acknowledgement 
    Has now begun to gall
    And I’ve come to realise that I 
    Don’t give a fuck at all!

    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have flown away,
    My fucks are now so fucked off
    They’ve refused to fucking stay!
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have gone insane
    They’ve come back round and passed me
    While they’re fucking off again!

    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have all dissolved,
    I’ve planned many projects
    But my fucks won’t be involved!
    I’ve no more fucks to give,
    My fucks have all been spent,
    They’ve fucked off from the building
    And I don’t know where they went! 

    I’ve no more fucks to give, 
    I’ve no more fucks to give, 
    I’ve no more fucks, 
    I’ve no more fucks, 
    I’ve no more fucks to give!

    Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!

    im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post

    give this man a fucking award

    This song should play every time I enter the room

    Millennial Anthem

    my theme song, for sure. It should play while I’m at work.

    this is the most amazing song i’ve ever heard oh my GOD

    Utter brilliance.

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  • jocu
    17.10.2019 - 3 days ago
    #fav post on the citadel
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  • jocu
    17.10.2019 - 3 days ago

    cheermeupthankyou :

    Natalie Portman gets to thirst Brie Larson on national television is every lesbian’s wet dream…….

    👀👀

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  • jocu
    16.10.2019 - 3 days ago

    feliciahardy :

    Brie Larson for Variety’s Power of Women Issue

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  • jocu
    16.10.2019 - 4 days ago

    caramujotan :

    het universum zingt voor mij

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  • jocu
    16.10.2019 - 4 days ago

    t-ycho :

    sasgalula :

    indifen :

    #…..I mean… I GUESS

    a vaporwave computer…


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  • jocu
    16.10.2019 - 4 days ago

    venusinpendeja :

    me and all my gay friends trying to sit together

    Im the gay to the right so you can blame me for taking up all the space

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  • jocu
    16.10.2019 - 4 days ago

    vr-trakowski :

    decembersiris :

    etakeh :

    garlicsaucewithdahomies :

    frictioninyourjeans :

    frustrating trying to b goth when ur skin isnt pale

    GOTH HAS NO COLOR. DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

    FYI that first pic? Yes a photoshoot, not a one-off though.  Theresa

    Every picture more stunning than the one before.

    There’s more!!!!! Goth queens!

    There was someone on LJ back in the day whose icon said “So Goth I was born black” and I always admired that.  

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  • jocu
    16.10.2019 - 4 days ago

    galactic-polywag :

    acrowandaboy :

    Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

    Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme

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