our school is going to be doing online classes via Google hangouts until 2021
our school is going to be doing online classes via Google hangouts until 2021
I feel like everyone advocating for schools to fully reopen has never met a 6yo before.
Elementary schoolers don’t even understand the concept of basic personal space, let alone 6+ feet of social distance.
I’m genuinely struggling to come up with comedic content for this blog because nothing I could possibly post on here would be more ridiculous than reality
the president of the United freaking States is publicly praising a “doctor” that thinks vaccines contain alien DNA and gynecological issues are caused by boinking demons in your sleep
Okay I’m gonna submit a story because I think it’s kinda funny but I have no one to tell it to sjdhdh
Mkay so like 2 months ago, during one of my online French classes, my teacher split us up into groups to do an assignment (the website we used let our giant video call be split up into tiny groups,) and said she’d check up on each group later.
Me and the two other people in my group got done with our assignment pretty quickly, because we’re Cool Kids™. While we were waiting for our teacher in reallyyyy awkward silence, my cat showed up and sat with me.
My teacher logs on and she’s like “hiii” and we’re like “oh heyyy” and then she asked us to read some answers we all put for the assignment. But thEN she noticed my cat and got really excited and started asking all these questions.
Long story short, I managed to distract my teacher with my cat long enough for her to run out of time with our group and we didn’t have to present our answers to her 😎. Once she left the three of us all celebrated about getting out of it lol
read rhymes with lead but not lead, but read rhymes with lead and not lead
Hey, i just got word of my school districts plan for reopening and im really sad. They are choosing to use last names to split us up A-M and N-Z. A-M Goes to school on Wednesday through Friday. N-Z goes to school the next Monday to Wednesday. Then we both start going together on Thursday. There’s rumours about how they will assign a us groups of five or six that will stay together throughout the whole school day without interaction with anyone else. The friends i like the most have last names that are all A-M while im N-Z. I know literally no one else in the school because i was in all honors and forgot to mingle with the other school last year, so im basically going to meet some complete strangers in a couple of weeks and be forced to befriend them or suffer.
The last day of class before quarantine this took place in history:
*a conversation with my best friend whom is definitely a higher living class than me*
me: yeah i grew up in a duplex its a-
Alex: OOh! i know what that is, my father owns one of those!!
*later in class*
Alex: eaT the Rich!!!
kid in the back of class: shut the fuck up you are the rich
In light of sending kids back to school despite COVID, I’d like to share a story.
A couple years ago, this kid came to school sick with the flu- Which was strange, given his mom is a nurse. Anyway, this kid is sick but the school insists that they can’t send him home.
So school goes on as usual.
The next day, the kid comes back still sick- but nine other kids don’t. Surprise surprise- sick with the flu.
And from there, it only gets worse.
Within a couple of days half the freshman class is home sick. It doesn’t take very long for it to spread to the elementary school, where it spreads like wildfire. The elementary school has to close down because of how quickly the little kids get sick.
Not long after it reaches the little kiddos, we host a basketball game. The kid who started this mess is on the team- why they allowed him to attend, I will never know. The day after the game, kids from that school were complaining about a flu sweeping though their student body. But it doesn’t stop at that school- it continues to infect nearly every school in our county, and the next one over. Since our school mascot is a bird, they start calling it the “bird flu”.
Our elementary school had the sense to close down relatively early. The high school, on the other hand, came within EIGHT STUDENTS of being required to close. We had one English teacher teaching six different English and English-related classes, our librarian had to teach IT, and we couldn’t get any substitutes in because they were all sick.
Moral of the story: Sending is back to school during COVID is a terrible, terrible idea.
So has anybody else been getting the annoying Classically Abby “conservative woman” banner ads on YouTube
how the fuck is it the end of July
my brain still thinks it’s April
It wasn’t my senior year last year and I’m kind of glad for it for 2 reasons.
Okay this happened in like 3rd grade but I feel like I need to share this.
So everyone knows about the whole “accidentally called the teacher mom” thing, but when I was leaving school to go to the bus one day, I tried to kiss my teacher on the cheek because that’s how I always said good bye to my mom. Luckily I stopped midway, but yeah I was embarrassed and I still am.
A fight broke out and the principal went out there and broke his leg somehow.
And then some people got suspended because they made a meme page about the school and had a meme about the principal breaking his leg.
Oh dude I totally forgot about this until just now.
My freshman year, second semester I tried to switch out of spanish 2 to a shop class, which I ended up doing. However what they forgot to mention was that they put me in 3rd block shop class instead of 2nd, and I had science 3rd block.
So the first day of second semester rolls around and I’m rushing to get to shop class only to realize that I 2 3rd blocks and no second block. I ended up in the spanish 2 class anyways 👊😔
This happened a couple of years ago, but once the internet in my school went out and somehow a rumor started that one of the english teachers had something to do with it. Afterwards someone drew him a button on a sticky note labeled wifi control and he made a lable and dial for his thermostat lable wifi level 1-11
In our gym we have a sign that says ‘PANTHERS’ but the ’T’ fell off so now it just says 'PAN HERS’
it’s 85 degrees and I’m dying
my white ass can’t handle this shit man
it’s 82 INSIDE THE HOUSE
I’ve started watching The Cat in the Hat Knows a lot about That again, and let me tell how much more seratoinin I’m getting from PBS educational children’s shows than I’ve ever gotten from rewatching Disney. I’ll randomly remeber I used to watch Wild Kratts or the one schoolhouse material show on after sesame street at the in the morning.
ads 6 months ago: “OoooOOOOooooOOOoo, look how fancy this car is! Don’t you wish you drove a Mercedes?”
ads now: *cheesy orchestral music* “Here at Mercedes-Benz, we understand that times are tough and nobody has any money because there’s a deadly virus ravaging the entire planet. Now buy a luxury car.”
okay 2020 you’ve had your fun but you’ve OFFICIALLY CROSSED THE LINE
you know what that means
The millennials think we don’t know how to use a flip phone guys
It was one of the last days of school before spring break and, because we had already taken the test, our English teacher was giving us a day to catch up on work. I was already caught up and had found out that one of my classmates was also into dnd and we were talking about it where I sat. The girl he usually sat by came up and asked him to watch Phineas and Ferb with her and when he said no, she walked away with the most offended expression I have ever seen.
Schedules for 2020-2021 came out yesterday, and my school put me in two separate fourth hour classes
One time a freshmen came up to me and held my hand. Then after a moment or two, they looked up at me and said “oh, you’re not my mom.”
So in the middle of the school there was a giant logo of our mascot on the floor and it was a tradition to not step on said logo which caused major congestions of student traffic. There was also giant brick pillars there that were only present there and no where else in the school. So being the hormone filled teenagers everyone was, A fight broke out in that area and some poor girl had her head cracked open and had to be sent to the hospital. Nothing really changed though so I guess the administrators still saw nothing wrong with it.
i have no post to submit but please tell ur fish i love them
Strawberry says thanks, but Indigo is ignoring me right now
My APUSH teacher joined in on a theatre tradition where we roast the graduating seniors, and he said my sister changes her hair so often it’s like she’s constantly having an existential crisis.
A couple months ago rain was pouring at high speeds and someone put a plastic trashcan under a gutter which looked like a small waterfall. Then after like three minutes someone kicked it and it exploded