People acting like inclusive uquiz answers are a sign of progress as if the question isn’t shit like “if my hamster was a sagittarius then which member of the lgbtq community would he be? Wrong answers only!”
Expectation: excited to play a genre that I have little experience in but everyone is always talking about. A game for queer men, by queer men, about being a queer man! Finally, something raunchy without being too cringe. A little guilty pleasure :)
Reality: guess I’ll baby sit this annoying ass kid instead
I like to imagine that when I say “y’all” my posts are filtered directly to the feeds of the specific y’alls I’m referring to, and not just the general public that is everyone
Some of y’all think you hate men but you’re really just afraid of yourself. I mean I was young too once so like, mood.
If youre one of those men on tumblr to meet girls you deserve pain like endless pain suffering die turn around and die….
One time I was using a long island medium avatar and some guy tried to be my sugar daddy. He asked for photos and I sent him photos from entertainment weekly, watermarks included. Got a nice hundred out if him before my sense of self morality kicked in. I think these men deserve to be taken advantage of, it’s a great opportunity.
like the idea of just seeing yourself as a romantic object id feel sooo codependent and empty like… that actually sounds so scary. Thank god thats not my personality type or whatever. Literally the only thing im afraid of is losing myself and no longer having complete autonomy over myself.
If you think another person might change you then you’ve already lost your sense of identity and self autonomy. You’re already being dictated by fear and “what if’s” and the hypothetical boy hasn’t even appeared yet.
So I just watched this clip of the flash saving iris from the car crash and now I do want to see the movie lol. The way he turned the window into liquid is probably the most thoughtful yoni symbolism I’ve seen in a hot second. Like, breaking the “water” is clearly a metaphor for sex, especially coupled with the lunar symbolism of the chariot, but it was so cool! Really impressed, didn’t think Synder was that clever. The way he had to navigate being fast yet purposely gentle is just like the duality represented by the black and white sphinxes pulling the chariot itself.
Edit- omg that’s Hekate’s black hound that barking when he activates the speed force. The goddess of magic appears as he begins performing his spell. At the cross roads, no less.
Edit Edit- omg x2 the hot dog is also a symbol for sex, while the grain seeds homage Persephone, the Virgo. The sexual metaphors aren’t playing around here.
Sometimes tumblr is just too retarded to handle like some of y’all are just so dumb it gives me actual anxiety Imao I need to log off for a day or so enjoy my queue
“I could look it up but it’s more fun asking friends” gang
“there’s probably an objective answer for this but let’s see if someone has a rant locked and loaded” group chat
My friends are special and I’m banking on at least one of them going down a wiki rabbit hole and saving me the trouble.
Alternatively: I know this is your special interest and you probably correct the wiki articles.
I just gno stuff
The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant
They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it
Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?
What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.
FUCKING GOOD FOR THEM!!! 😭
The official modern family members ranked from best to worse
S tier - Gloria
A tier - Manny, Lily?
B tier - Cam, the dumber daughter, whatever the boy’s name is
C tier - Phil is almost almost likable but his face is terrifying
D tier - the whiny daughter
F tier - the blond lady, Mitchell
Z tier - jay cuz he’s like exceptionally racist to his wife and step son in every episode like why is she with him? Gloria is definitely a gold digger and that’s why she’s S tier cuz she’s playing the long con
Okay, this list I HIGHLY disagree with. As someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Gloria, S tier is the perfect place for her, and her sweet ass lol.
Buuuut everything else is just…. I respect your opinions, but this ain’t it chief.
A tier being Manny, fine, Lily being there, fine
Cam being B tier, I think he deserves A tier, hes an excellent character.
Hayley getting a B? Please, she should get Z tier out of anyone on that show, that selfish cunt.
Luke getting B is actually a good placement.
Phil getting C? Nah, he should be at B tier. His face is terrifying? I’m sorry, what?
Alex on D tier? I believe Alex should get B tier. Shes a very sympathetic character, and just overall is awesome, but not as good as some.
Claire and Mitchell on F tier? What? They should get A tier along with Manny, Lily, and Cam.
Jay, hes understandable, I’m not sure how far you are in the series, but he does develop as a character and changes.
Gloria being a gold digger? Yeah, shes a bitch in a lotta ways (a good person in more areas however), and it’s why she is classified as the “antagonist” but she does love Jay, and there is no denying that.
Overall, I respect your opinions 100 percent (everyone has opinions after all), but I disagree with you. I’d love to hear your response to this!!!!!
Omg i don’t even like modern family
is that true??
Yeah, what of it
I’m thinking maybe sucking down a pack of marlboros every day or two is maybe possibly worse for your health than sitting next to a campfire once or twice year
this sounds like a study tobacco companies would fund
do they know that you aren’t supposed to stand directly over the fire and inhale the smoke
Well then how are you gonna get high off the fumes??
Yall i cannot stress enough that experience is the only way to be confident…. like crying in fromt of my boss abt my break up gave me confidence. Idc. So what. Confidence is literally just faking it. So just dont feel guilty about faking it. Act like ur from new york. come on.
Experience, at the very least, reminds us that the thing we just went through didn’t kill us and therefore probably wasn’t as bad as we were expecting ❤️
I remember when I used to take adhd meds every day for work and it fucked me up so hard that if I ever accidentally forgot to take it I’d fall asleep at work by 3pm. I went fucking insane on that shit Imao it was so fun at first but after six months it started slowly warping into a literal “waking” nightmare. So glad I dropped that shit. Now I have a normal sleep schedule and psychic powers ☺️
The ‘Kubrick Stare’ is one of Stanley Kubrick’s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
3 days into 2018 smh
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏
This is art at its finest
one week to 2020 dudes
I’m so done
Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro
But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there
Zero is a number.
A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.
zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.
zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero.
https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”
also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.
NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.
This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it
“Anyone can do math, even gay people”
Bitch, are you sure???
This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.
Is this fucking number discourse
Do you have an issue with that?
No but just out of all the things it’s about numbers
Just that it’s weird is all
The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.
Yeah that’s true
At least the cum soup post was less weird than this
Uhh I’m sorry the what
Oh boy here we go again
How many times have I done this so far
I’ve done this like… three, maybe four times so far
Do you really want to know
You can turn back now
Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this
I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!
This is the longest post but yall forgot 6
And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.
This post should be illegal
Welcome to the motherfucking internet, get this mess back on my blog, it got better.
Redditor advises artist to make boobs more realistic and then provides this example lmao. I can’t stand the internet. Wtf
“you’re anthropomorphizing her. dogs have no concept of human emotions. she’s simply breathing through her mouth because it’s hot.”
shut the fuck up. my dog is smiling at me and i’ll kill you.
dogs evolved eyebrows to emote like humans and if that’s not the ultimate expression of emotion and a sign of conversational socialization then go fuck yourself