Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.
Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
I’ll be on pesterchum if you need me.
My handle is virulentCavalier.
Because of an agency??I’ve got my own reasons. None of which are any of your business.
Well, I’m fine, whether you believe me or not.
We must be in the same agency then.
But I can’t say I’ve heard your name anywhere.
Accept your fellow human beings jackassI refuse to acknowledge you as one of my ‘fellow human beings.’
Well, I’m Vilifier.
Do I know you?
Go fuck yourself.
Oh my god.
I can’t sleep.
I don’t care about you do.
I’m just giving you a fair warning of the consequences if the boss finds out you’ve been acting all ‘buddy-buddy’ towards Vindex.
You shouldn’t be associating with the enemy.