i never want context
Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.
Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:
Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!
Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.
Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.
Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well
i found out like this
these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh
When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no
This took me an embarrassingly long time to get, I had to go to Twitter before it clicked and
non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces
he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well
“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
Non-confrontational cowboy: “SURE AINT!” *sprints away*
cant tell you how much i hate these additions. in my mind the cowboy just stands completely still