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The blonde gyaru girl checked the address on her phone again, then looked up at the brick house. It was ordinary-looking, but still tasteful.
“Heh, who would have thought that someone capable of ending the world lived here?” she chuckled to herself.
Aiura Mikoto rang the doorbell and waited.
“Welcome!! I’m coming! Oh, you must be one of Kuu’s friends? Aw, I’m so happy for my little Kuu. Thank you for being his friend, he isn’t the easiest to hold a conversation with, am I right?”
A bright, cheerful voice laughed. It belonged to a sweet-looking woman, Kurumi Saiki.
“Sup — I MEAN, good morning, ma’am! Yes, I’m one of Kusuo’s friends, I was wondering if we could go to a café together?”
Good grief. ‘Friend’ is stretching it.
Oh well, I suppose I’d better go with her if we ever want to find Toritsuka.
“Soooo what do we do first? Do we have a plan?”
No. Both my Clairvoyance and Telepathy is not working for Toritsuka. Your Scouring and Fortune-Telling abilities are not working either. We are at a dead end.
“Geez, such a downer…”
“Your Coffee Jelly has arrived, sir! Your mango smoothie will be here shortly, ma’am.”
The moment Saiki scooped a portion into his mouth, his expression softened and his eyes closed. Aiura started laughing.
“Saiki, your face is literally… melting!! Seriously, is it that good? Ok anyway, we shouldn’t get distracted, let’s – HEY, QUIT IT!”
Aiura started laughing uncontrollably again.
“Seriously, we need to-”
Don’t underestimate the power of Coffee Jelly, Aiura. I’ve got the plan now.
“Wait really?! Great! What do I do?”
We both do nothing.
“As much as I love that plan, I don’t actually want Reita to be in any danger…”
We both do nothing, instead, we ask Touma.
“Kusuo Saiki! Mikoto Aiura! What a pleasant surprise! You know, I don’t usually have people come up to me, so I’m delighted! Is there anything you might want to ask? If it’s anything to do with Shounen Jump, I’m afraid I haven’t read the new issue so don’t spoil please also I believe this is the first time we have conversed Miss Aiura, what a pleasure and Saiki why did you come with someone else I thought you were more introverted which leads to the question of why you even came up to me you usually try to avoid me this is most unlike your usual behaviour is there anything weird going on if so then perhaps I could help but first have any of you heard of the new species of seaweed that looks like moss apparently it’s called-”
“IT’S THIS GUY?! SAIKI, PLEASE DON’T TELL ME WE ARE WORKING WITH HIM!”
Akechi Touma possesses unrivalled deductive skills.
Touma, I have to ask you a favour.
“I would be happy to help! As long as it doesn’t involve Tuesday afternoon or Friday morning or any challenging physical tasks or a who-can-keep-silent-the-longest challenge or-”
Reita Toritsuka has not been seen at school for a week. My psychic abilities have been blocked for him. Same for Aiura’s. Do you have any clue where he is?
“Of course. And luckily for you guys, there are only two possible locations where Toritsuka is being kept. Either at school, or where he lives.”
Aiura stared, dumbfounded.
“Woah… hold on a sec, are you for real? How d’ya know that?”
Akechi smiled, and continued.
“Whoever is behind is trying to lure you two in, because they have kept Toritsuka for a full week. Keeping him for a long time only means you have a long time to search more areas, so why would they risk that? Because they want you to find them. Whoever is behind this also has plenty of information about you guys, to have successfully blocked your powers. This means they would know that you know that the places Toritsuka spends the most time is at school and home.
So, to cap it up, if they know that you know Toritsuka spends most his time at school and home, and they want you to find them, then they would hide Toritsuka either at school, or where he lives.”
“Omg… this is, like, totally CRAZY, are you a psychic or something?”
…This is the first time my mind has felt so jumbled.
Anyway, no time to doubt Touma.
Saiki looked around the peaceful place in the forest, at the bamboo huts. He spotted an old man, who looked rather distressed.
Good afternoon, sir. Have you, by any chance, seen a young, stupid guy with purple hair and a necklace of red beads?
“Eh? Who are you? Why should I answer?”
Me? I’m god.
Saiki started levitating, and set himself on fire using Pyrokinesis.
Now let me ask you again. Have you, or have you not seen Reita Toritsuka?
“W-why yes, he is indeed the issue of my concern! I haven’t seen the hair or hide of that foolish boy in a week!” the monk babbled.
God appreciates your compliance. You will receive a free bucket of chicken the next time you visit a convenience store.
“So he wasn’t doing some monk ritual?” Aiura sighed in dismay.
Saiki shook his head.
“Dammit.. it would’ve been so much more convenient if he was! Now we gotta check every darn room in the whole school!”
But luck, fortunately, was on their side.
The second janitor supply room they checked contained no cleaning products. Instead, there were only two things in the small, dark space.
Reita Toritsuka, gagged and tightly bound to a chair.
And a mysterious paper card, lying on the floor.
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“Hey pal. Heyyyy pal. Let’s go get some ramen!”
No. Go away.
“Yo, Saiki. Want to talk behind the school, in a dark alleyway or on the rooftop?”
Why not talk here?
“Hmph. The dark force dwelling in my right arm is growing stronger. This must be the work of… The Dark Reunion! They must be setting their ‘Mankind Sorting Plan’ into motion!”
Not even 8th graders would believe that.
Good grief. How should I deal with this? And here comes another one.
“Hey everyone! S-saiki-kun, Mr Iguchi asked me to bring your mid-year exam results to you. Do you mind coming with me for a sec?”
‘Hehe. Saiki must be so excited to talk to me, the prettiest, most perfect girl! This is the day I will make him go “Oh..”!’
Yeah, good luck.
‘Time to unleash the ultimate pretty girl technique; Angel Pleading Eyes!’
“Saiki-kun, will you come with me to Café Mami? T-this is just my thanks for the lovely dinner your mum served on New Year’s Eve, so please don’t take it the wrong way!”
‘Lucky Saiki… As if anyone could refuse me anyway! I’m the perfect pretty girl!’
Good grief. Rejecting Teruhashi is not a good idea. The Kokomins would rip anyone who hurts Teruhashi to shreds. Seriously…
“I’ll treat you to their Premium Coffee Jelly!”
Ok, what time are we going again?
Saiki’s phone interrupted the conversation. He gave Teruhashi an apologetic nod, and picked up the call.
‘THAT BLONDE GYARU GIRL!! WHY IS SHE TALKING TO SAIKI? HOW DOES SHE HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER? I DON’T EVEN HAVE IT!’
Saiki excused himself and stepped into another room.
“Aiura. What is it.”
“I super luv u, by the way!”
“OK, I’m hanging up.”
“Ah, you’re so boring… anyway, so I had this sudden bad feeling a week ago, and at first I thought, ‘WHATEVS’, you know, but then I realised something wrong at school.”
“A ‘sudden bad feeling’ doesn’t mean much, but go ahead. What’s wrong?”
“Someone’s been missing for a week.”
“Again, doesn’t mean much, but who?”
“Just so you know, I, like, TOTES don’t care about this guy, ok?”
“Aiura, you’ve got to be kidding me. Does Toritsuka really seem like the type to be diligently going off to school every day? He certainly wouldn’t mind missing a week, or even a month of school. And he might be doing some monk rituals or something. Don’t worry about it.”
“Oh, but Saiki, that’s not what’s wrong. Every time I scour for his location using my fortune-telling ability, I see nothing and end up with a massive headache.”
“… Aiura, you probably should have started with that.”
“Yeah, yeah… anyway, you try using your gimmick.”
Saiki sighed, laid down the phone gently, and crossed his eyes.
Then, trembling, he picked up the phone again, and shakily whispered,
“I can’t see anything.”
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“𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝑔𝓇𝒾𝑒𝒻.” Reita Toritsuka, spirit medium, has been kidnapped by a mysterious group claiming to be the ‘Dark Reunion’. Strangely, something is blocking Saiki’s telepathy, and Aiura’s ability to locate people. Will they be able to save their friend, or will the PK Academy Psychic Trio lose a member?
“Ouch, ouch… Where am I? Where’s Aiko-chan? Man, she was totally falling for me!”
“Reita Toritsuka. Second year. Spirit medium. Are you friends with Kusuo Saiki, high-school psychic?”
Reita nervously glanced around the dark, small room. He could vaguely make out the outline of a figure behind a desk, maybe three meters away. He was tightly bound to a chair, though his captor made sure he was reasonably comfortable.
“Umm… Yeah! Saiki and I are best buds, and he’s totally gonna get you! His powers are like, totally crazy, so you better let me go before he – wait. How do you know he’s a psychic? Who are you? Aiura, I swear to god if it’s you, you are so dead.”
“Heheh, don’t you know? I’m a representative from the Dark Reunion! Haha, that’s funny.”
The voice was a male’s, but definitely not the Akechi Touma guy who prattled on forever. No, this was someone he didn’t know.
Toritsuka rolled his eyes.
“Yeah right, you’re looking for the little chihuahua guy if you need someone with 8th-Grader Syndrome. Saiki will find you once he realises I’m gone, you better just let me go. He’s gonna get you!”
Toritsuka could hear the smile in his voice.
“Oh, but I want him to.”
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(time frame between Mortal Coil and Death Bringer)
Heyy! I’m writing a short fanfiction about a mystery Skulduggery and Valkyrie are trying to solve featuring Rancid Fines, and a pair of teenage twins with a seemingly unstoppable power.
I’ll keep updating the story - follow if you are interested! Here is Chapter 1:
muttered Valkyrie under her breath. 'Raining again. I wish I still had Fletcher.’
It was a typical day in wet, muddy Ireland, except it wasn’t.
'So, remind me, what are we doing driving this far out? Won’t we damage my Bentley?’
'Nonsense. And for the last time, I never did, and never will, give her to you. I have seen you… attempt to spin the wheel twice, and that was two times too many.’
Her partner, in a crisp 3-piece navy suit, with a black hat and matching black gloves. Hat dipped halfway over an eye socket. Oops, an empty eye socket.
'We are here to seek the ancient knowledge of Romulus Romini IV through a lovely, prolonged chat.“
Valkyrie rolled her eyes.
'In other words, we are there to find out where he is hiding our good old pal Rancid Fines.’
'Sounds more like us.’
'Sounds more like you.’
They barely made it to the door when Romulus Romini IV jumped out from behind a rose bush and decided to spring a surprise attack with a flying fist that Valkyrie easily countered. She locked his arm with her knee and wrenched it to the ground.
'No!’ whined Romulus, his voice nasal and unimpressive.
'You can’t attack me! What are you doing? I’m an innocent citizen!’
'Oh, I’m sorry. You’re telling me you unintentionally almost broke my nose? Or that I just happened to walk right into your karate class? Get in the car.’ Valkyrie jerked her thumb behind her.
'No!’ whined Skulduggery. 'He’s covered in dirt!’
'No!’ whined Romulus for the second time. He sure did do that a lot. 'I promise you, I don’t know a thing about Rancid being an idiot and trying to hide it in England! A single thing! I swear!’
'Ah. So you do know. Now tell me, what’s this it?’
Poor Romulus looked like a dying fish gasping for air. Valkyrie wrenched his arm even harder.
And Romulus broke off, because he exploded.
Again, I’ll keep updating - follow if you are interested!