Congrats to Ivy and Larry for finally making the transition from goth gf/metalhead bf to goth wife/metalhead husband 💍💜
Paxton: “You are ten shades of awful, this is the worst gift ever.”
KEWK: “Oh, well then I’ll keep it.”
Paxton: “Absolutely not, it’s mine.”
@killemwithkawaii is the worst and I’m so glad they’re my best friend. Happy two year friendship anniversary, my bro 🖤🖤🖤
(Don’t worry guys, she very obviously loves it ;3c)
Me? Sticking my head in Sals sweatshirt and loudly annoyncing that is where I live now?? (It’s more likely than you think uwu 👕💕)
To add on to soft-spirit-ren ‘s steaming idea, Sal being made into a channel moderator once they meet. Suddenly, a lot of flirtier fans have been blocked!
Yan!Sal as his darlings channel moderator-
>Your streams have gotten so popular, it’s hard to stay on top of scheduling shows, editing, answering fan mail, making merch and maintaining your irl relationships/responsibilities… just when it’s all starting to be too much for one person to handle, your biggest fan (Sally) sends you a DM offering to lend a hand
>He’s a dedicated, long-time subscriber, he watches every livestream, has a strikingly similar schedule to yours, and is your top contributor, not to mention an awesome hype man- the perfect fit for a mod! You couldn’t possibly say no to such a generous offer (especially because he’ll do it for free)
>Your fans are typically really sweet, but it IS the internet- there are always a few jerks that show up and try to stir the pot. But, now that Sally has the power to moderate the chat (and all the access to your accounts that comes with it) you don’t even have to acknowledge any hurtful comments. They get deleted before you see them, and Sal swings the ban hammer with gusto, much to your relief. It’s always so hard to make that kind of decision, and you’re thankful you can trust Sally to make it for you now.
>You do notice that the chat gets a little quieter in general after you hand him the reigns- people still talk and give you compliments, of course, but those who do a lot of gushing seem to suddenly ghost pretty often now. You figure they just got bored and moved on to the next flavor-of-the-week streamer to obsess over- that’s how things go in this line of work, and you try not to let it get to you. The true fans (like your trusty new mod) will always have your back
whether you like it or not 💕
>Life starts going a lot smoother now that you have a moderator, and it gets even easier when he makes the transition to your personal assistant! Sal is always happy to help you come up with new ideas for content, lend a hand with editing, help keep you on schedule, remind you of important deadlines and meetings (though he sometimes drops the ball when it comes to making time for your friends and family), makes sure you put aside time to be alone, and is always there to lend an ear when things get tough (he always seems to know when you’re at a breaking point, no matter how hard you try not to let it show on camera or in your posts… you guess he just has a sense for this kind of thing, and you couldn’t be more thankful for his support🙏)
A new fantasy is being Yan!Sal's favourite youtuber/streamer/artist, he can just watch you talk forever, and what's this?? he recognizes a building in the background and realizes you live a lot closer to him! Same town maybe!!
Maybe he sees you at the post office and finds your address? Your PO box is open for gifts from fans, but how did someone know to send you food items you ran low on, or clothing items you thought were lost magically returning, nicely washed and folded if I might add????
Being unknowingly protected by a self-appointed bodyguard from a distance, he can't let anything happen to his superstar! And one day when you seem less about horrified about finding a camera in a stuffie, (you don't remember receiving, how'd that somehow show up in your room??) He'll gather up the courage to introduce himself as your biggest fan ♡♡ ~R
>I’ve been thinking about streaming etc a lot lately so this ask hits in particular 👀👌👌👌
>Yan!Sally and his usual shenanigans hit hard enough but him being my biggest fan, too?? oh gosh im sdlkfssdlfa 🥺👉👈💘💘💘
>‘his superstar⭐’ [SCREAMS FOREVER] 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
Senpaiiii, I got sick yesterday and I still feel bad. Can I get a virtual hug? 🥺😭😭
Oh god nooooo please don’t tell me you got the rona too Rein!! qoq I really hope you feel better soon! I’m sending a big senpai hug your way (hopefully it’ll squeeze all the icky feels out of you lol) 🤗💕💕💕
Hey. Senpai I'm glad your negative yay bit I'm feeling sad I need your comfort and sallys I had a hard day
I even drew you giving me a comforting hug
Aww, big hugs for the kouhai!! 🥺💖💖💖 I’m sorry to hear that you’re feeling down, but I hope drawing this made you feel a little better 🤗💕
(also thank you for drawing me so tall it def Hits skldjfa)
I wanna show some art I made 👉👈
Pico but as a pheonix (I've never drawn one before it came out bad-)
My Tankman oc Star
Virus but he's in a dress
Senpai/Spirit as a experiment
My Tankman and Steve without their armor or helmets! They look like Pico and BF bc they are their bio dad's in my universe X3
Remade my Anon oc to actually be an anon
Updike but happy and with sun wings
Your OCs have so much variety!! I love how creative you are with them, especially the half-and-half snake monster :D I’m also noticing some new brushes?? I really gotta try to do that more myself lol Keep it up! 😎👌
[Note for everyone about future art submissions: please keep submissions to 4 drawings or less! Anything more than that should be showcased on your own blog- posting lots of art is how blogs grow, after all! Thank you~ ^^]
Ya know, my Sal never did show any symptoms. We're just chilling here in Cincinnati because there's just so much to do! Perfect North is my favorite, but we're going on a guided ghost walk tonight!
The frequent headaches after the plague is no joke. That and body aches for me oof
L.S.S.: Nice! It’s good to hear my fellow Sal avoided the worst of the plague, too. We’re not really sure if I got it or not, since tests are basically impossible to find, but I definitely wasn’t ever on Mitchies level.
K.E.W.K.: Nope! After all that time quarantined with me, he never even got the sniffles. It’s pretty impressive.
L.S.S.: Well someone had to stay healthy enough to make sure you did’t become kith-deficient. That could be lethal if it goes on long enough.
K.E.W.K.: And don’t forget, I’m still on double-doses to treat the post-covid crap 🥺👉👈💕💕💕
L.S.S.: Oh, I remember. Your morning dose of kithes, coming right up!
K.E.W.K.: UwU 👉👈💖💖💖
….you’re never going to say ‘kiss’ normal again, are you?
L.S.S.: Nope :)
Hi Mitch! Hi Sal!
I've been a bit busy these past few days.
(WARNING: torture, mutilation)
I've had that DumbShit at my house for a few days now and I'm surprised to see his limbs actually still work. I checked by jabbing his soles and pulling out his fingernails (karma's a bitch!) and he actually felt pain in those areas, too!
That son of a bitch is lucky I have to focus on (online) school now, but I'm thinking of making a nice meal or ordering one so I can eat it right in front of him 😈
After all, assholes like him get only ration bars... Or meals I "accidentally" added far too much salt to.
Right now, he's locked up in the farthest spare room in the house (partly because I don't want Maru getting anywhere near his scummy ass; thankfully Menan isn't a social butterfly like her sister).
K.E.W.K.: I’m happy to hear you’ve been giving D.S. all the comfort and hospitality he deserves! I’m sure you’ll continue to be an amazing host (until you get bored with dealing with him- be sure to save the box for his shipment to the next kouhai!) UwU 💅
L.S.S.: Wait, his limbs still work after Rs D.I.Y. surgery? Damn, this guy is something else…
K.E.W.K.: Seriously… I’m interested to know how long it takes for his wounds to heal and his nails to grow back? We didn’t bother to keep him around long enough to find out 🤷♂️ Keep us posted, Meadow~
L.S.S.: As cool as some crazy regenerative powers might be, I doesn’t sit right with me that Dumb Shit is the one that might have them… Keep an eye on him, Meadow. (And pour some lemon juice on his nail beds for me) 👍
i was listening to 'the homecoming queen's got a gun' by julie brown and all i can think of is yan!darling going on a killing spree on homecoming night for sal to make up for all the times he's been harassed and bullied by his peers. sure, he doesn't understand why you're doing this, begging you to let him go, but he's just confused! he'll understand soon enough when he finally learns to love you.
[CW: Gun violence, school shootings, death- irl gun violence is no joke and should never be glorified/justified but this is fictional and we can get a little fucked up sometimes if we wanna 💅]
Yan!Darling pulling a ‘The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun’ for Sally-
>Honestly I already knew this song by heart and it is SUCH a bop??
>Tacky formal wear spattered with the blood of your lovers/darlings enemies is an A+ aesthetic 👗🩸
>Oh god what if Sal and [yan!darling] get elected to be homecoming royalty as a big joke and everyone laughs at them when they get on stage that’s what sets [yan!darling] off oh goooooddd 😰😰😰
>I would think Sal would be Super Uncomfortable with guns anyway and this Would Not Help 🙃
>[yan!darling] has their arm around Sal and and keeps turning to him and recalling specific instances of him being bullied before each shot (“Didn’t that football player throw your lunch in the urinal a few weeks ago….?” “Yeah- but I mean I wasn’t hungry anyway! Please-!” *BAM* “…Fuck.”)
>okay but also Sal: “God, my girl/boyfriend’s on a shooting spree- Stop it, [yan!darling], you’re EmBaRrAsSiNg Me!” LMAO
>welp RIP Travis I guess sdlfsld 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️ (He probably set the whole joke election up and is the first to go lbr)
>[yan!darling] getting shot by the police and Sal standing there frozen in shock with his formal all-white prosthetic splattered with their blood
>the resulting ghosts that would haunt the gym in bloodstained tacky formal wear would also be A+ Aesthetic
I agree with the last anon, whenever my asks get answered I put the email notification in a special folder that I read through when I'm sad or lonely bc I feel validated and safe here. I also type exactly the way I speak so I feel you on that lol. I hope you're having a good day and if not that your day improves drastically, bc you have drastically improved my life ~R
>WAIT REALLY???? YOU SAVE MY ANSWERS THATS SO SWEET???? 🥺👉👈💖💖💖💖💖
>It makes me really happy to know that I’ve created a space that you and others can feel safe and accepted! I feel the same- the way you guys treat me and my weird self seriously means so much and has boosted my confidence significantly ily 🥺💘💘💘💘💘💘
Senpai, it's binder anon. I haven't been in recently to see what you've been up to, but I was super sad to see that you've been sick! I hope Sal is making you lots of soup and you feel better soon! Your health is the most important, so please take care of yourself!
>Binder anon!! It’s great to hear from you! 🥺💖💖💖
>After three weeks of being sick and/or uncertain of my status, I have finally received a negative PCR test 😎👌 (it’s a huge relief, since I was told to go back to work before I got the results and was super worried I was spreading that shit around;;; qwq)
>I’m still dealing with some lingering symptoms and likely will be for a while, but I’m feeling much better than I was at the beginning of the month! Sal was a big help (once i stopped being difficult lol) as ‘surrogate affection dispenser’ (so [irl partner] wouldn’t get the rona) and 'person I complain to all the time’ (bc i don’t whine out loud but damn do i do it a lot in my head lmao).
>Thanks so much for the well wishes, I hope you’ve been doing good and are staying safe~ 🤗🤗🤗
This blog is now clean
(my appeal went through, I'm no longer explicit!)
Hell yes, that’s great news!! Have fun no longer being tumblr canceled 😎👌
(Sorry gor being MIA, I’ve had an motional dip in the past few days- hoping to rally and post some stuff tomorrow ily 🤗💕)
I FINALLY GOT MY TEST RESULTS BACK AFTER FIVE FUCKING DAYS OF SUSPENSE UR SENPAI IS ✨✨✨NEGATIVE✨✨✨ BABYYYYY 😎👌👌👌👌👌
(Sorry gor being MIA, I’ve had an motional dip in the past few days- hoping to rally and post some stuff tomorrow ily 🤗💕)
The idea of getting railed by Scary Larry, freshly bloodied and bruised from dealing with some customer that was rude to his darling during their work shift makes me feel some sort of way im aaaaaaa i wrote like 2 sentences about it here you go
"Don't worry, baby." He growls, ghosting his lips along the shell of their ear, letting them hear ever groan and gasp as his hips roughly slap against theirs quicker than before. "Scream as loud as you want, let me know what feels best. There's no one for miles."
>Showin up for an impromptu romantic date night in a secluded area and your man gets out of his car with his knuckles covered in fresh scratches, licking at a split lip and his shirt is spattered with blood that is clearly not his 👀
>Skip to an adrenaline-fueled romp in the back seat (that started with [y/n] getting bent over the hood)
>He smells (ands tastes) like sweat, cigarettes and pennies, but that just adds to the whole vibe lbr 🤷♂️
Yup sounds like a fun time to me~ uwu ✅💕💦
Never change senpai!!!
You’re writing and (this is a guess) speech are unique to you and what makes you our beloved senpai💖 I only say probably because I haven’t seen your streams and don’t know how you sound ;u;
It’s nice to see you type and be excited about something cause that’s how we know you’re happy or feel good in at least that moment!!! Okay lus all the colors make my lil rat brain smooth n happy -u-
This is a senpai typing Stan account now, positive vibes entirely
>YOU ARE TOO SWEET AAAAHHHHHH [IM SO HAPPY IT PLEASES THE RAT BRAIN] 🥺🥺🥺👉👈💖💖💖💖
>I haven’t started streaming quite yet- covid kind of brought my beginning-of-the-year motivation to work on projects/goals to a stand-still, though the votes and suggestions i got through those surveys did help me do some thinking on it! I tried out picarto and unfortunately it made my drawing program lag so much it’s almost unusable >< I’m going to play with the settings, but push comes to shove, I may just open a discord and stream that way 👌
>If you’d like to potentially ruin the voice hc you have for me before i start streaming, you can listen to the two audio recordings I have on the blog-
This is my reaction vid for when Steve posted a Q&A last year and it is mostly me screaming (you might want to turn down the volume, though you won’t be able to hear Steve lol):
And this is me doing some improvisational voice acting for my goretober event in 2020! The content won’t make much sense if you don’t read the ‘Kewks Kidnapping’ event posts beforehand (all posts from October 2020), but you can still listen to it just to get a feel for my voice 🤷♂️ [CW: just a bigass general trigger warning including but not limited to angst, unreality, delusion, unhealthy relationships, stalking, drug use, kidnapping, suicide and death]:
~This is an 18+ blog that contains explicit sexual, violent and generally disturbing content. These are works of fiction and are for entertainment only. Remember: always keep it safe, sane and consensual IRL!
~ If you followed me, I’m your senpai now
~Senpai loves you and there’s nothing you can do about it
~If Sally (or Larry, or any other SF character really) is your f/o and/or you selfship with them, you are legally obligated to send me at least one ask in which you gush about how much you love them (anon is fine if you’re bashful~) 💌
The creepypasta community is very gatekeeperish sometimes... Like they'll flip out over "retired" characters being used (looking at Kastoway) , or if you redraw in your own style some of their art, even if you credit. Others are really cool about it, but I've accumulated quite the block list on both blogs
Remember my dear sweet kouhai: the block button is your key to an enjoyable fandom experience. Use it without remorse 🔑💖
[Note: crediting is a basic courtesy, and it’s always a good idea to ask first before you redraw someones art. Some people just don’t like it and that should be respected ✅]
A sketch page commission for @meadow-hearthfire - these are scenes from her touching and tragic Sally Face AU/AT, ‘Sally Face Shooting Star- Killer!Jessie Timeline’. Be sure to check out! 🔪💕
[individual drawings under the cut]
i'm sorry if this is a weird compliment but i love the way you type??? use words??? idk how to explain. i'm not talking only about your writing pieces, but the way you write things in general. it translates your personality so well :') sometimes i just come back to your blog to read your answers to asks because it makes me happy. you are endearing!!!
>No Anon that is not a weird compliment at all- honestly, it’s something that i kind of needed to hear right about now and this ask irl choked me up when I got it so thank you 👉👈💕
>Just last night, I was thinking about how I would sound while I was streaming, wondering if I should modify my speech to be a little more like how I type and was rereading some of my old ask answers to see what that would sound like was like out loud ‘Wow I am so cringe lmao ;w;’
>The way I type (with the line breaks like this, excessive emojis, reaction images, run-on sentences, question marks to express vocal fry, keysmashing in place of vocal stims/ communicative sounds, etc.) is meant to accurately reflect my thought process and verbal expressions when you can’t hear or see me, but I was looking at it from a critical outsiders perspective and got kind of self-conscious about all of it;;; It’s really comforting and flattering to know that you like how I write that much!!🥺💖
>It also made me more confident about being on mic with you guys in the future! I have no idea what y'all imagine I sound like (unless you’ve listened to the two recordings I’ve posted in the past) but it makes me a little nervous that if you hear me speak, it’ll kind of ruin your headcanon, for lack of a better word lol But, i should also consider that you guys might like like my real voice and speech pattern! (If not, you can always turn the mic off and go back to just reading posts 🤷♂️) ^^👌
I’m insecure and I love you *mwah* uwu 💖
Hopefully after you get tested it comes back negative so you can get all the kithes you missed and more!!
Sal is doing a good job as part time smooch provider. (As he should ) you deserve lots of love and a mask free home ;o; I can’t even imagine I can hardly breathe when they turn on the heater here a mask would take me out-
Hopefully the testing goes well and you can be free from the shackles of Covid 🤩
Here’s hoping!! Yeah, if I’m being honest, after wearing an N95 mask for 12+ hours a day for a week, it feels like the skin on the lower part of my face is slowly dying qwq But, being moderately uncomfortable is still way worth making sure [irl partner] doesn’t catch covid! It’s just another day or two, so I’ll manage. Thanks for helping keep my spirits up in the mean time! c: 💕
I managed to get the communal punching bag on next day shipping, so be on the lookout for a giant box on your doorstep, @meadow-hearthfire! Don't mind the stitches, I did my best to sew his limbs back on nice and tight so he should be good to go hehe ~R
‘Sew his limbs back on’??? Oh wow, you HAVE been busy, R…~ >:3c Hope you’re ready for a new house guest/appliance/workout equipment/pain in the ass, Meadow! (And do feel free to indulge us to your plans UwU)
I hope I can beat that party-poopin' DumbShit's ass 🏓🍑🔥
Anyway, how are you holding up, Sal?
>Looks like Meadow is next on the signup sheet for punching bag rental uwu ✅ Be sure to send him on over when you get the chance, R~
L.S.S.: I’m doing fine, thanks. Things have been pretty much back to normal around here since I rolled Mitchie into a blanket burrito and gave them all those ‘kithes’ they kept asking for.
K.E.W.K.: I was powerless to stop him, so it’s not my fault if he gets the rona 😞
L.S.S.: I take complete responsibility for my actions, though you will be the one taking care of me if I do get sick.
K.E.W.K.: That’s fair 🤷♂️
To anon who found the blog,
I completely understand how you feel. I had one blog ban me because I came up with a similar idea as their friend. It’s not cool to be so rude to people just because they have similar ideas.
Stealing, not cool. Having similar ideas cuz creative minds think alike? Ok.
Stealing- Not Cool ❌
Having similar ideas because creative minds think alike- Okay ✅
Having similar ideas because creative minds think alike and then coming together to discuss and build on said idea together so it can become even more awesome with your powers combined- AMAZING 👏👏👏✅✅✅
i love ur header!!
Eeeee im glad you like it!! I just wanna have a nice time with Sally like he deserves (and if we get to hold hands its def a bonus) 🥺👉👈💘💘💘