A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae
“I have some bad news for you.”
*Sounds of rushing water in the distance. thunder crashes softly, far away*
“Our fourth quarter earnings are in, and it doesn’t look like we’re going to make it through the coming year.”
EDUARDO SILVA BETTER BE READY TO
me, lying in bed with my gamer wife: sorry babe. i’m just not feeling very epic tonight. :(
gamer wife: oh no! f :( is there anything i can do?
me: thanks for paying respects and for respecting my boundaries. and no this is something that not even your epic gamer love can fix. you’re the best thing to ever happen to me and i thank gamer jesus everyday that i met you while you were taking out the trash at the gamestop and i was dumpster diving behind the gamestop.
Here is a free pdf of the players handbook
Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything
Here is a free pdf to monsters manual
Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything
Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide
Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters
Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes
For all your dnd purposes
Here’s a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff
including the books and campaigns
and you can add homebrew
Hey rb this!!!
Discworld: Wyrd Sisters
Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997
It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone
At first glance: ‘lol this is going to be one of those hilariously cheap animations’
30 seconds in: ‘…Oh my god this is fantastic’
TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.
you could just do shit back then
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Horny bard is cancelled. We’re bringing the dad bard to the table.
- Bardic Inspiration? Because I believe in you, champ!
- Vicious Mockery? It’s all dad jokes.
- Seducing NPCs? Nope, we’re using Persuasion to get them to give you information you need, because “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.”
- Jack of All Trades? Yeah, yer old dad knows a little bit about everything.
- Song of Rest? It’s called “tucking you in and giving you a bedtime story.”
- Be the one to split up party treasure and tell them that this is their allowance.
Mix up your game. Put your bard in a polo shirt and cargo shorts. Hit that party with some Big Dad Energy.
Dad Bard with a Dad Bod