writers envy but evil
do you ever see a banger concept executed a way you dont like and cup its face in your hands and tell it ‘i can fix you’
hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now.
what is this person talking about
This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies
Heck you Facebook maybe I DECIDED to die alone
one more second, one more day. keep trudging along until you reach a place where things aren’t so heavy, the world isn’t so dark, the people aren’t so bad. one step at a time, and one day you’re going to look back and marvel and how far you’ve come. forward is forward, even if you take a wrong turn.
Me to me: Okay don’t be touch starved when you get massaged bc that’s weird. Just dont do it. This is all abt control.
My massage therapist: *holds my hand as he rubs my arm*
Also me: holy shid
“What a thing, to be both starving and empty. To ache for love— to take the scraps from it’s table, and yet, run sickly from the feast. You can’t fathom why I’d gobble your kisses but duck your attention, please. Understand— Some of us have gone so long hungry, the idea of being full feels worse than the affliction.”
— LOVE DISORDERS AND OTHER OLD HEARTACHES, by Ashe Vernon (via latenightcornerstore )
Anyways when an old p3dophile says some shit trying to dissolve themselves of guilt by saying “I was just a kid” referring to themselves being like 20-25 getting at an actual child
No you fucking weren’t. I’m 26 rn and I’m gonna kick your fucking p3dophile ass
[Video descriptoin: a TikTok by @myelasticheart, showing the user talking to the camera. When they talk about the limits on savings, text appears on the screen that says: “For married couples the limit is $3,000. average rent in the US is $1,098. a motorized wheelchair is $600-$3,000+. a car repair costs $400-$900”.]
this is huge?! Holy shit you guys.
it’s not all over the news, but here is an article I found:
I am going to gather up all my spoons tomorrow morning and call my reps.
So I work in a supermarket that has its own radio station. I’m at work today, and whatever song was playing ends, and the DJ comes on to do the ad reads. It ends with an announcement.
“Here at SUPERMARKET, we’re PROUD to celebrate PRIDE MONTH! This June, we’ll be honouring the LGBT+ community by playing all the PRIDE AND PARTY ANTHEMS, right here on SUPERMARKET RADIO!”
And then they immediately played the Ghostbusters theme
Thought *I* was having a rough night just saw that my friend is black and blue from a fight ;_____;
I was cleaning and moving their tanks so I had my bettas in cups and I knocked them and my superworm farm over 😭😭😭
Some guy’s dating profile: trieflers need not apply
Me: *in a little jester hat and jangling shoes* well then
She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital. Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth. Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.