girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures. can i get your number
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”
It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer
La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.
WAIT THIS IS A REAL PLACE????????!
guys i have BEEN to this restaurant and i just want to let you know that when you order and say like “i am grounded” the waiters have to reply “ok, you are grounded.”
where’s that post about how on twitter you’ll get cancelled or straight up banned for calling a celeb ugly while on tumblr you can publicly say you want to guillotine someone and no one cares
get revenge on those who wronged you by continuing to like the things you used to enjoy together, then re-contextualize and re-interpret them to suit your own personal enjoyment without worrying about what they might think. it’s yours now. reclaim your joy
you know what, i made this post because i had just lost a friendship with someone who introduced me to something i still really like. at the time i was pretty angry, hence the word choice here, but in retrospect i think it’s not necessary to think of reclamation as “revenge.” i see folks in the notes talking about reclaiming things from toxic people and abusers and i wanna say it doesn’t have to be about them at all anymore. it’s yours now and time will eventually erase their fingerprints on it, so don’t waste your time doing it for revenge that won’t mean anything to them but may poison something you love for you. just enjoy it for yourself now that they’re gone
Imagine voicing the most iconic character in all of video games for like forty years and fucking Chris Pratt takes your role once you finally get a big budget movie
But the voice people can physically escape the sound of their own voice. We do multiple voices. We used to save producers’ asses, because they’d hire you and say, “Well, we were going to get six people, but we can’t afford it. Can you do this, this, and this?” And you’d do them, and they’d be perfectly happy, and they’d save a bundle of dough. Now, it’s the exact opposite. The minute they mention a CGI film, they’re already looking to see what Renée Zellweger is doing. They’re already looking to see what Billy Crystal is doing. This doesn’t make sense, to do what they do—spend zillions on visuals, and then have this totally fucking flat-lining voice track. You know, “Hey, I’m Will Smith, I’m a clam! I’m Will Smith, I’m a kangaroo!” All you bring to the performance is your own ego. They’re just being themselves.
never not angry about how the scott pilgrim comics were like funny and well written and had scott’s character arc revolve around him realizing that he couldn’t keep going through life making up false narratives to absolve himself of blame and that he has to step up and take responsibility for his actions and how the movie completely erased all of that and made the message “scott gets a girlfriend due to being awesome and liking video games and being in a band” and now scott pilgrim is like a patron saint of the exact kind of shitty indie dude his character was a criticism of
this scene did change my life though. im not gonna lie and say that this scene didnt change my life.
i know so many of us have been trained since a young age to be so accommodating as to fear ever expressing an opinion, but as we get older we need to understand that being “accommodating” to the point of total indecisiveness is a very uncomfortable way to go through life, for you AND those around you. it’s ok to have an opinion on something. it’s ok to make a decision. your friends won’t hate you if you’re the one to end the “where do you want to eat” “oh anywhere is fine with me” discussion by suggesting a restaurant. you’re not high maintenance if you say, “noon is more convenient for me” when someone asks you what time you want to hang out. make decisions, have opinions, be part of the planning process, understand that you’re not being inconvenient, you’re just contributing.
red cross questions before you give blood are like
- do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)
- were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997
- have you ever even SEEN a gay man