hiking? to get places? can’t relate
I hate hiking with people who want to reach destinations or travel a certain distance. I LOVE hiking with people who don’t mind stopping every thirty feet to look inside rotting logs or photograph spiders or identify salamanders. people who hike for exercise confuse and terrify me.
OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.
I joined an outdoors club in college and it fucking sucked because all anyone wanted to do was get to the top of the mountain as quickly as possible and only stopped to drink water and eat trail mix. It was awful.
Ideal hiking companions: botanists, entomologists, mycologists, people with asthma, children with ADHD, easily distractible dogs, people with great butts who walk slightly faster than I do
The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, “can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?” And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far
reverse hero’s journey is when you’re the most powerful being in the universe and you let some dumbass guide you into becoming an insignificant and powerless ordinary dude
initiation into mystical knowledge of: how to recycle and do your own laundry
Omg, is this the gifted kid experience into adulthood???
FUCK you shdfkshjj
This is peak humour. There is nothing you’ll ever see that will top this.
but maybe theres Villeichtskier
@ladyahiru Mmm, whatchu say…
Might I suggest Geralt and Gerjung?
Ask and you shall receive
Have a nice day! 💕✨
thank you!!! ☺️
B for banana
do you wanna know something extremely cursed?
another day another evil horse knowledge unravels
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Can’t forget this gem.
This post is wonderful
Someone can put the text for alphys’ bed in undertale??
one of my favorite undertale lines!
Ok but how about when in Chowder, the characters ran out of animation so it was just the voice actors in the booth saying their lines
STOP saying u cant draw something u can literally draw whatever U want. I wanna draw a horse, BAM drew a horse. I wanna draw two ppl kissing BAM drew two ppl kissing. I am God of mine own hands and I will create
javi are you ok
I can draw you disintegrating
What the FUCK IS HOMESTUCK ABOUT??
Wait, that’s the original tweet?
after my surgery the nurse was telling me how and when to mositurize my scars, and she said in these exact words, “whatever you do, do not let your nipples dry out.”
And all I can think about ever since is that as a gameplay tip during a video game loading screen
anonymous tumblr asks are great and all but i wish there was a little field for you to put “who from” newspaper agony-aunt style (like “-yr secret admirer”, “-yr biggest hater”, “irritated, 28″ etc) idk i feel like it would really just add something to the whole experience
free range mop
I love her, she looks so absolutely bizarre
If I was not familiar with this breed, I would have absolutely no fucking idea what kind of animal this is.
That’s what I’m imagined. Like if I didn’t know that was a dog, was down by the lake and I saw that just vibing in the water I’d be concerned.
this looks like some kind of nudibranch
Ok, so, when you think about it, Doofenshmertiz never once put Vanessa in a situation like his childhood. She was loved, both parents were always there, everything was for her.
BUT, Doof still, clearly had a lot of trouble with his past that he would create machines out of. So then Perry shows up and is captured and the sad story is told Yada Yada Yada
And as far as we know, Doof doesn’t go to therapy soooo basically that kinda makes me think that Perry is not only the animal that foils his plans and beats him up regularly… . he’s also basically his psychiatrist when you think about it.
Like, all he has to do is build something kinda weird and he knows that Perry will always show up and even if he doesn’t capture him, if he asks nicely, Perry will literally stay and listen to him. Although he’s a platypus, he makes eye contact, ‘talks’ back, doesn’t pretend to be busy or straight up not care. Besides his daughter Perry is the only one in the world he feels he can confide into. Although they are different in many ways than one, I really do think Perry is Doof best, if not only, friend.