Tissaia: Self expression is vital to understanding and enjoying life. You should find an outlet.
Philippa: I have plenty of outlets!
Tissaia: I meant besides vaginas, Philippa.
Imagine you’re one of Philippa’s girlfriends who has to deal with the fact that every time she fucks you, immediately postcoital she has to facetime the entire lodge of sorceresses
There’s an entire part of Tower of Swallows that’s just member of the lodge talking with Philippa over megascope and every time Philippa is disheveled and in a nightgown and has some woman’s lipstick all over her chest and neck and the woman she slept with it still in the room (but you never see her) and the other sorceresses are just like “why do you keep calling us like this, Phil”
and then Yennefer calls Triss in a way that’s meant to parallel the scenes with Philippa and Philippa ends up being the one in the room with Triss when Yen calls so if you read into that it means that Philippa and Triss were fucking
One of my favorite parts of these scenes is that we get the line “such a smart woman and she can’t keep her hormones in check” about Philippa
eist: This is my wife Calanthe, she’s so smart and fierce and storng, i would die without her
tissaia: This is my extraordinary wife Yennefer, she’s my favorite person, the most intelligent and powerful I’ve ever met, I love her more than life itself
geralt: This is my jaskier, he has rabies
Lyris Titanborn in The Elder Scrolls Online: The Dark Heart of Skyrim Announcement Cinematic
Tissaia: Philippa I need you to come out
Philippa: I guess I shan’t keep it a secret anymore. I love women. I’ve been with different women including duchesses and queens and also Triss.
Tissaia: I support you. But that’s not what I was talking about GET YOUR ARSE TO SODDEN NOW THERES A FREAKING WAR!
They are absolutely banging in canon lmaooooooo. It’s also explicitly stated that Phil is a lesbian and that Triss is bisexual. So when you got Yennefer being like you got the same look on your face as you did when you were fucking Geralt and Phil appears it’s like…. okay. That was def what was being implied here.
I actually shipped Yen and Triss when I played the game, but yeah, after I read the books and seeing this and then reading some fic of them they got OTP status.
Also ignore my highlights this is just how I find anything I deem important haha.
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When They Get Jealous (Pt 2 - Final).
[gifs are mine]
When Lilith gets jealous she would death stare the person you are talking to from a distance. If they locked eyes with her, she would make her siren marks glow, scaring them off. When she would approach you afterwards, you’d immediately know what made them run away from the smirk on her face. Despite Lilith hardly expressing her feelings, as she always maintains her strong leader façade, you know that she loves you a great deal.
When Ellie gets jealous she wouldn’t do anything while you were nearby. She always knew you weren’t a violent person and she wanted to keep you out of it. But once you leave she would kidnap the person you were talking to, take them to her garage and probably tie them to a target. Ellie would either set them free after a while or, if they said anything disrespectful about you, well…you know what would happen.
When Moxxi gets jealous she would waltz up to you and the person you are talking with, wrapping her arm around your waist softly. When the person would begin to give off some strange vibes, Moxxi would interrupt them. She’d explain the situation that you were both dating, words kind but tone stern. If they’d ignore her, Moxxi would interrupt them once again, but this time she’d move back a flap on her dress to reveal a knife tucked into her stocking. The person would become nervous and slowly back off, leaving the two of you pressed against each other, snarling at them as they scuttled away.
When Maya gets jealous she would lurk silently in the background, waiting for the person you are talking with to make a move. If they did, she’d phaselock them instantly, walking up to you both and yelling at them. You’d have to calm her quickly by saying loving things softly in her ear, unless she’d end up killing them. She was protective of you, she thought you to be more special than any Siren could be, and she wasn’t planning on letting you leave any time soon.
When Tannis gets jealous she would calmly approach the two of you, wondering how she’d deal with the situation as she walked. She didn’t want to be too forward and cause a scene, but she also didn’t want to lose you. Before the person could speak she would interupt and confuse them with various scientific words and her impressive knowledge. The person would then become uncomfortable and slide away, leaving you and Tannis laughing together.
When Lorelei gets jealous she would wip out her biggest sniper rifle and strut up to you both. She’d hold the gun with one hand and rest it on her shoulder while using the other hand to wrap around your back. Without hesitation Lorelei would straight away tell the person to back off, while also adding a few curse words here and there. They would tell her to chill out, but with one move of the rifle, they would run away. You are her partner in crime, and she’d never let you slip away.
When Tina gets jealous she would wait until the person you are talking to you would try and make a move. If they did then she’d whistle loudly, bekoning Enrique, her pet electric Skag. He would be instructed by her to chase them off, Tina would laugh manically as the animal charged towards them. You’d roll your eyes playfully as you watched her hold her stomach, tears falling from her eyes. Despite her choatic and joyful exterior, Tina frequently worries that one day you’ll leave her and she’ll be alone, but you know that’ll never happen.
When Aurelia gets jealous she would turn them to ice as soon as she set eyes on the person you are talking to. You would confront her about it, but she would express without hesitation that she’s someone who gets jealous really easily, and she’ll never stop until you both die…together. Even though she only expresses them through violence instead of talking about them, you know that she loves you. A rich bitch has feelings too, y’know?
When Moze gets jealous she would wait until the person you are talking to tries to make a move, then she would deploy Iron Bear. She’d charge up to you both and stand guard in front of you, Moze would yell from inside the unit for them to back off. If they refused, Iron Bear would equip his flame thrower and scar them slightly, she’d then repeat her words even more sternly. Once the person had ran away, Moze would exit Iron Bear and pat his metal frame, she’d then turn to you and pull you into a kiss. You were her soldier, always with her when things got tuff, and she’d like to keep it that way.
When Amara gets jealous she would wait impatiently before she could strike at the person. It would only be when the person would try to seduce you that she’d charge up to you both and phasegrasp them. Amara would yell obscenities at the person, and every time they’d insult either of you she’d tighten her grip until they promised to never go near you again. You shake your head at her reaction, knowing no matter how many times you reassure her, she’ll still do the same thing every time.
“The name’s Lyris. I hope you’ve still got some fight left in you. You’re going to need it…”
What can I say? I was in love with Lyris Titanborn from the very first moment I went on the main storyline in ESO. She’s so… so… oh Azura, I just can’t describe her. I just adore my big girl. And I hope many, many quests will be connected with her!