from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe #3
I doubt it’s stlll canon becasue so many people made fun of it but it will always be canon in my heart, and gave birth to gems such as this haha
I’m gonna miss Miiverse tbh
are there even gonna be switch equivalents of miis
Pretty sure they’re just gonna keep using Miis bro
the miis will no longer be customizable and it’ll be one guy named Mitch that everyone has to share
I hate Mitch already
It’s Mitch, from the Switch
the simpsons have done two different segments where Maggie goes to a daycare having something to do with Ayn Rand. In the first (season 4) the daycare is run according to ayn rand’s philosophy, and imposes ridiculous standards on babies. But in the second (season 20), the segment is a version of The Fountainhead, and seems pretty pro-randian? Like, Lisa criticizes it at the beginning, but after that it’s literally just the fountainhead. The parody is exactly the opposite of what it was in the original segment.
God I rly want the simpsons to end. Idek why rly it would just be nice to not someday realize homer simpson was canonically born in the same year as me
When marge gets in the car with Ruth her lesbian friend on their second date she started playing “sunshine lollipops and rainbows” by accident and it was meant as a joke but that song was written by a lesbian interesting
The Evening Star, Washington DC, October 16, 1918
[ID text: Self-Consciousness.
“Why don’t you wear your influenza mask?”
“I’m afraid I might look funny.”
“Suppose you do. Wouldn’t you rather introduce a little comedy into your household than subject it to a tragedy?” end ID]
Oh I love that
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Cast Play ‘Name That Star Wars Character’
The lovers of Bordeaux
This intimate Gallo-Roman couple was made by Pistillus, a potter who was working in France, 2nd century. The two figures, naked, but partially covered with a blanket, are tenderly entwined. The feet of the couple embracing, a dog curled up sleeping peacefully. On the back of the bed, there is a trademark: PISTILLVS FECIT (Pistillus did). After 2 thousand years nothing has changed! It could be anyone with their family pet.