first and foremost i wanna make it clear that i think considering yourself a feminist and anti-capitalist and hot babe are all positive traits but if those are the only things in ur dating bio…. that tells me nothing bc that’s what all the other hot anti-capitalist feminist babes said too
omfg matched with theeeee cutest girl just now i’m 😳🥰😳🥰😳🥰😳🥰
OMFG ELLIIIII CRUSH UPDATE nothing had happened for a while but tonight omg shes flirting with me <3333 i told her i won a voucher and bought something with it and it was basically free and she was like playfully teasing me saying things like "what's it like being god's favourite" and just now i'm telling her about the sweater im crocheting AND SHES USING SO MANY PET NAMES SHE KEEPS CALLING ME HUN AND BABE IM LIKE 😳🥺 and she keeps using <3 in like a idk. cute/loving way. aaaaaa im freaking out bestie. getting butterflies etc etc I HOPE SOMETHING MORE HAPPENS i like her so much wtf
HIIIII i’m so glad ur back omg <3333
and oh my goooooood i’m so happy to hear she’s being so sweet 😭😭 it’s what you deserve!!!! krhshshs i feel like. using pet names is def flirty territory……. Listen if the two of you don’t start confessing ur feelings Right Now…………….. jk take ur time but pls keep me updated ahhhh 💕❣️💗!!
i had gentrified quesadillas today and i’m sorry to say they were very good
feel like i haven’t seen tumblr run a joke into the ground recently. like there’s been no major memes or phrases….. except maybe. girl Help
i think “let people enjoy things” should also apply to letting people enjoy being bitter
none of the hot alt bitches on okcupid want me. what is even the point……….
15 out of the 36 tomato varieties I’m growing this year.
Gigantomo F1, Zapotec Brown, Old German, Paul Robeson, Reisetomate, Riccio di Parma, Phil’s One, Drapée, Black Beauty, Gargamel, Purple Smaragd, Lucid Gem, Piennolo del Vesuvio, Barry’s Crazy Cherry and Wild tomatoes.
here’s how my ideal dates look like:
- we paint together on one single canvas. we give each other 60 seconds: for ex i start painting whatever and after 60 sec he’s adding other things and we keep going until we’re both satisfied
- pottery. we take home whatever the other has made at the end of the session
- museum. we act like guides for one another: let’s say i explain and show one floor and he does the same with another floor until we’ve seen everything
- book thrifting. by the end of the date we gift the other person whatever book we found
- market. we each come up with recipes as we go and buy whatever’s necessary and cook for one another
i cut my hair !!! feeling free and light going to go pick up my air mattress now which thankfully was delivered to a packstation that’s like a 3 minute walk away. for dinner i am having carrots and hummus and guacamole. i will buy myself a fun drink. a bionade perhaps !