that vaccinated pussy hit different
It’s the microchip
The real personality test is if you know the acronym “POV” from tiktok or fanfiction
the one problem i have with people my age and younger is that a lot of us do not have hands on hobbies. like i have spoken to so many people my age who go to work, go to school and then fuck around on their phone/computer for hours and then ???????? like no wonder ur depressed and have low confidence in urself. u need to get ur hands on something, feed those dopamine receptors! learn how to play guitar, garden, scrapbook, fucking make model trains. i don’t give a shit, MAKE SOMETHING!!
it feels better than drugs when i finish making a thing—and then show it off or gift it.
and then so people my age say to me ‘well—i can’t draw/paint/knit/etc. like you can. my stuff would be terrible.’ yeah, well duh—a part of developing skill is sucking at something and then practicing it over and over and over again until you suck less. u’ll have a hard time feeling lonely or bored when you can’t stop thinking abt a technique you want to try or something you want to make for someone else. making things has SAVED MY LIFE. it gave me a reason to keep living day after day when i wanted to die.
making things improved my generational relationships (when i worked for the newspaper i would talk to customers abt jamming recipes or cross-stitch, one of my grandmas always gives me pattern books and tell me abt when she knitted things for mom, my other grandma is giving me a wedding quilt that HER grandma gave her 50 years ago because she knows i will appreciate it). it also got me likeminded friends who also make things.
take a ceramics class! pick up water colors, bake cakes! learn to work on cars! make soap. DO SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T INVOLVE STARING AT A SCREEN.
I love putting on sexy little grocery store outfits
Really wish I had been the kind of kid who bites people. Can’t get away with that kinda shit now that I’m an adult. What the hell.
Just found out that over the last year I’ve actually grown an inch…am now a part of the 5'2" gang😎
The “bi” in bisexuality does not actually refer to gender, but rather my two massive asscheeks
So at starbucks we make our own whip cream with these little nitrous oxide canisters and when I saw them I said “ah, whipits” and the manager was like “yeah and we don’t keep inventory on them either so go ahead” and like haven’t stopped thinking about that any of y'all want some whipits?
Got my vaccine that shid hurded
No more lawsuits, all legal disputes are now solved by a game of yu gi oh
I think the worst thing about having my senior year during covid is a sense of ongoing mourning over what could have been. I can’t ever get through all 5 stages of grief because every other week something new happens, some new event cancellation or problem that won’t get solved or whatever. And I have to start mourning something new, start all over again. So I’ve just been stuck in this hellish cycle of grieving for what could have been for this whole year. And I’m tired. I just want to graduate, because it is only once I graduate that I’ll get that closure and the ability and time to process everything.