gayarsonist :

this is LITERALLY what having adhd feels like

I can smell this image. 

bad-puns-n-finger-guns:

Hey!

I need your help!

According to my mom, privacy is not a human right, and because I live under her roof I do not deserve it! I want to prove a point to her. This is how you can help:

Reblog if you think I deserve privacy because it is my human right. Ignore if you agree with my mom. Please, I want this to get big so I can show her how many people disagree.

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

my esteemed rival,

my beloved nemesis,

dearly detested,

collection of my favorite responses in the notes

The object of my hatred, 

chaosthedemon :

memestofsdsins2-and-a-half :

chaosthedemon :

kokokatsworld :

tmntenthusiasts :

lynati :

mleko-dobre :

pfcanimal :

im-an-aesthetic-mess :

pfcanimal :

im-an-aesthetic-mess :

pfcanimal :

im-an-aesthetic-mess :

pfcanimal :

noah-greer :

sensationallysavage :

lesbidrake :

psiotechniqa :

lesbidrake :

psiotechniqa :

theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm :

psiotechniqa :

gayasslena :

I’m losing my SHIT

This is some magical shit

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

the obvious? what do you mean?

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

Hey, psiotechniqe

This is all well and good sport, but it also contributes to the stereotype that women are helpless retards.

I wouldn’t advise doing this, but go off I guess.

What contributes to the stereotype?

Acting like a bimbo ya dingbat.

I’m sorry, like a what? I don’t get it?

That’s okay darlin, no one expects you to, not as long as you have a perdy mouth.

Why’s that? Could you explain it for me?

apparently not.

three murders in one post holy shit 

How…how did any of them NOT realize…?
*pats pfcanimal on the head* It’s okay, at least you’ve got a perdy mouth. 

it’s a triple wammy

OOOOO BABY A TRIPLE

personally i wouldn’t do it cause it could make you look, ya know, stupid. but ah well if you wanna look stupid go ahead no skin off my back

sorry i don’t understand

too bad

What’s too bad? I don’t get it?

optimalmongoose3 :

witches-arent-suspicious :

godhater :

godhater :

idc how gay you are if you disrespect bi women: you suck!!!!!!!!!!!

also bi women who have previously identified as lesbians discovering that they’re bi isn’t a tragedy it should be celebrated

also I feel like bi men don’t get as much acknowledgement and respect as they should so if you disrespect bi men: you suck!!!!!!

Also bi enbies, if you disrespect bi enbies: you suck!!!!!

And if you intentionally out ANYONE, without their consent, you should go fuck yourself. 

cutekermit:

reminder that it’s perfectly normal to question your gender identity and change your labels/pronouns. you are not weird or strange. you’re valid. and you are loveable no matter what.

andromeda-adhd :

justnerdystuffs :

mistertotality :

krisdoesart :

sharkke :

airoehead :

sharkke :

strangerdarkerbetter :

simons-quest :

sharkke :

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

you’re a genius holy shit

Just used this to find a post I’ve been desperately searching for, thank you so much

I love that this website is such a dumpster fire that we, the users, have to come up with hacks to find our own content.

HOLY SHITBRICKS THIS IS GENIUS

oh my god it worked i found the post

i-smell-sarcasm :

bunjywunjy :

kaijuno :

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

Here’s the original video!

spacefroggity:

spacefroggity:

spacefroggity:

I know “my dear” is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

Imagine if like 150 years from now “bro” ends up having Connotations and the Future Tumblr gays are all losing their minds about how tender classical literature sounds

Someone circa 2019: what’s up my mans

Gays in 2205: oh my god his mans…….

friendlyneighborhoodpegacorn:

if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.

mortuarybees :

moonymango:

bogleech:

platycryptus:

Megalopyges are cute but beware, they are danger boys as well

(Florida, 12/27/18)

lettin one walk on you is so brave but I bet it feels silly

danger boy? How dangerous are we talk-

gboystinkmanbelongsinthetoilet :

badjokesbyjeff :

What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

change your fucking url jeff

pancakeke :

pancakeke :

kinda sad that twitter and fb removed that trump video considering it’s the only way eric trump was ever gonna hear his dad say “we love you, you’re very special”

oh my god it was his birthday

thegestianpoet :

thegestianpoet :

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing it to them, recognized me from the family photos, and confronted me about it at a family gathering a few years ago 

bogmonsters :

blinkies made w love! ♥

seventytwoowls:

Y’all are valid as hell and if anyone says otherwise they’re just meanies >:(

sunnythebunny2:

imaverycatgirl:

doctor-sherlock-strange:

tebasaki-chicken:

microwaved-cheese-sandwich:

reinawritesbnha:

A game!

@hipster-merchant-of-death @katsontherun @babayaga67 @danielsleftwhitevan @dekusleftshoe @thots4daze @michiieewrites @aizawascumslut @ravenfeet222 @strawbirb @yanderart @league-of-villians-headcanons @sailor-manga

YESSSS

does this count?? it’s literally me tho

Noooo I don’t like him

Uh oh

it’s him

I’m really not too sure how to feel about this. 

alter-egov1 :

guitartheskwisgaarist :

wecthil :

If you a karen and you get kicked out its your fault👏👏
if your a karen and you get kicked out its your fault👏👏
If your being a bitch, and not wearing a mask,
If your a karen and you get kicked out its your fault👏👏

mexisco:

The 45th president of the United States just said “I love you, you’re very special” to actual fucking terrorists. Never forget this.

whereisstevethestove :

whereisstevethestove :

miraculous-mused :

Please pay attention to your body

in light of all the shit today

Additionally, the taste of copper or metal is a signal that you’re about to vomit.

sunflowergrowing:

You are doing enough.

etherealmelody:

wandererriha:

lyrslair:

injuries-in-dust:

duhultimatenerd97:

dianamoonposts:

saidebanks:

ragingstinkingrottengay:

injuries-in-dust:

im-forever-a-fangirl:

injuries-in-dust:

teethkeeper:

randomslasher:

crinosg:

tygermama:

door:

formerlyfebricant:

fieldbears:

formerlyfebricant:

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry’s origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

Harry’s hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve

Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor

Morticia says he gets that from Gomez’ side of the family

Meanwhile Wednesday gets into Hogwarts as well,

*During House assigning*

Professor McGonnagal: Wednesday Addams.

Wednesday *begins to get up*

Sorting hat: Yeah no, no, sit back down kid. You’re Slytheren. I have never been more sure of anything in my existence.

*Later at Slytheren dorm*

Draco: Well look, if it isn’t Potter’s little Mudblood sister, listen up you little…

Wednesday: *Shoots Malfoy a glare which instantly silences him.* You will listen to me and listen carefully. I do not like repeating myself. Harry is off limits. In fact, everyone in Gryffondor is off limits, that goes for the rest of you. If you cause ANY trouble for my adopted brother, you will answer directly to me. Is this understood?

Draco:…Yes mum.

*Later in potions class*

Snape: Potter, you were two seconds late, twenty points from Gryffondor.

Wednesday: *Picks up beaker and smashes it on the floor.* Professor Snape. I have wilfully destroyed school property. I believe that is a twenty point deduction from Slytheren house.

Snape: Did you? Well I didn’t see it so.

Wednesday: *Gets up, walks to the front of the class, looking Snape in the eye the entire time, smashes another beaker on the ground right in front of him.* Twenty. Points. From Slytheren.

Snape:….. Alright then twenty points from Slytheren.

Wednesday: *Returns to seat, still glaring at Snape*

Snape: Now before we get on with classes I have the results of last weeks pop quiz, fairly expected stuff, Mr. Weasley you did adequate, but your penmanship was atrocious which is…

Wednesday *Grabs another beaker and holds it up with a look on her face that says ‘I can keep this up as long as you can old man’*

Snape:….Something you should work on in the future.

*Later*

Draco: Can’t you just expel her professor?

Snape: Well I could in theory, but considering her muggle father keeps somehow sneaking in here I think whether she has permission to be here or not is rather Academic. Besides, I’m not crossing her after what she did to Umbridge.

Draco: *Shudders* Don’t remind me.

This is one of those posts I’m going to watch for hopefully in future to see what awesome new additions it gets. Go on Tumblr, be brilliant!

please keep me informed as well

I just imagined the third book when they learn Sirius Black is trying to kill Harry, and is his godfather.

Gomez: well that makes him family, we must invite him over.

Harry: but father, everyone says he’s trying to kill me.

Gomez: oh, of course, how thoughtless of me. Lurch, put away the swords for guests and sharpen up the good swords we use for special occasions! A relative visiting is one thing, but a murderous relative needs to be celebrated.

Harry: thank you, father.

XD and as soon as they find sirius is innocent hed be welcomed into the family with open arms.

Can you imagine the Addams during the fight at the ministry of magic or at hogwarts?

Gomez with a sword

Mortitia with man eating plants

Pugsley with explosives

Wednesday just keeps pulling bigger and bigger weapons out of those tiny pockets on her dress. She has a wand but never uses it!

A death eater turns a corner and she’s inexplicably there with a cannon!

Okay but the Addams Family going off on Dumbledore for all the BS he put Harry through without warning him like he could have. (Because fuck that shit. Destiny/fate my ass.)

Just…just all of this…

Mortisha: So how was your first year of schooling children?

Wensday: *pouting* Harry got to see a 3 headed dog and play with it.

Harry: Only a little!

Gomez: Oh how fun! Maybe we should look into getting one or 2!

All the yes

How am I only just finding this, this is brilliant

When they find out Lupin was fired for being a werewolf they offer him a place to stay. Granmama brews his wolfbane potion every month, better than Snape!

And they start calling him “cousin Remus” before the end of the second week.

Hagrid, of course, is always welcome in their house along with any creatures he’s adopted and needs to hide from the authorities.

Hagrid is actually related to Lurch. Third cousins on his mother’s side.

They sometimes visit 12 Grimmauld Place (Black Family Manor) just to say hello and throw a few explosives.

ashleystlawrence :

insert-chaotic-enby-name:

softgrlfriend:

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

plainwallpaper :

zubneo :

wingedrat :

zubneo :

arktic-blocks :

zubneo :

I’m back in the mood for Minecraft, starting with some Elytra designs based off of bug wings

I tried my hand at modeling and texturing them :0

AAAAAH!!! this is amazing holy heck!!! I’m in love wow!!! Aaaaah!!! This is so good

also tried to make some elytras! This inspired me a ton :D 

*screams for a million years*

🥺🥺🥺

omghotmemes :

America

doughnutsadventures:

This blog accepts all gender identities and sexualities. Period.

Reblog if your blog does too

on-fic-writing-spree:

thenamegamequinn:

TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING

Reblog if you think pansexuals and bisexuals can coexist and support each other!

I’m tired of hearing people argue that pansexuals are biphobic or transphobic. I’m tired of hearing that bisexuals are panphobic. I’m tired of hearing that my sexuality exists only to erase another. Aren’t you?

I felt the need to reblog this

lesbian-for-jolyne :

the-great-fuckhead-whos-pan :

roseverdict :

kimmycup:

omgbubblesomg:

funny-tik-toks:

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

😲

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

i-, i- wanna cry

This is my favorite post