Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.
Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.
That’s the art you mean, right?
Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.
if you need to hear it, then this is for you: forgive yourself for your regrets. you have grown since then, changed since then, and learned from your mistakes. you’re not the same person anymore, so here is your signal. it’s time to let the pain go.
Chrome extensions I actually use as a mentally ill university student
Making websites easier to digest:
- Dark Reader - Changes any webpage to dark mode.
- Mercury Reader - Simplifies the layout of any webpage to eliminate distractions and irritating formatting.
- Podcastle AI - Turns any article into a podcast. This is a lifesaver for being able to process what I’m reading, to be honest.
- LanguageTool - Spelling and grammar check for those of us who regularly type in more than one language.
- Grammarly - Spelling and grammar check for those of us who only type in English. Can be used with LanguageTool installed, which is what I do.
- Google Dictionary - Define any word on the webpage with a double-click.
- Google Translate - Translate an entire webpage or even just a short segment.
- AdGuard Adblocker - After trying quite a few adblocker options, this is the one I find the best.
- The Great Suspender - Automatically suspend inactive tabs to help with performance. <- as an edit, I don’t believe this is available anymore
- Honey - Try coupon codes automatically to save money on online purchases.
- Built-in Chrome tab grouping - Group your tabs to keep organized and minimize distracting clutter.
how do you not know your blood type
that’s between emergency medical services and god
warning, i did not make any of these, every creator is credited when you go to the fic and please follow them because they all have some cool stuff. These are all x readers. If you want ships between the bo rhap cast, I’m open to that.
Bed Sharing -^
Summary: Reader shares a hotel room with Roger after a booking mishap.
Summary: A night of drinking and dancing with your two best mates takes a turn you certainly weren’t expecting, but it seems they were…
Summary: ben is your bodyguard with a determinedly cold facade, but you’ve always been one for a challenge
Summary: Reader and Ben head out for a date at the bar, not knowing they’d run into an ex of hers.
Summary: Ben wants to make a sex tape.
Summary: after realizing how…well acquainted Roger is with the female anatomy, the reader asks him to show her how to effectively get off.
Summary: It’s the Oscars! When Ben sees you in your gown for the first time he had to have you. Even if that meant taking you backstage in the middle of the show to have his way with you.
summary: you’re pregnant and not with ben. It all feels like quite a lot to handle.
anonymous said: could write a smut that features joe mazzello where he has a HUGE impregnation kink
Use Me +
Summary: You want Joe to show his dominant side, hoping teasing him in front of his friends will do the trick.
Period Sex +-
Summary: Joe wants to help relieve your cramps, resulting in fluffy period-sex
Summary: dating joe mazzello (and being younger than him) would include.
Summary: Joe has been struggling with some body issues after the enormous success of Bohemian Rhapsody, due in part to the media’s constant prying and criticism. On a particularly hard day, you remind him just how beautiful he is.
Im Speaking To Your Boss slight +
Summary: Your boss has been nonstop bothering you about your work methods, and your late (but in reality early) arrivals. Joe noticed your stress and decided to talk to your boss, your boss not knowing you’re actually married. ;)
Summary: Drinking with Joe
Joe imagine ++
Summary: Okay but imagine Joe being your family’s close friend or something (not relative) and theres just so much sexual tension between the two of you, and one time maybe he comes to your family’s cabin or something to spend summer and he sees you first time play badminton or something in such little clothing and seeing your tits bounce and everything, he gets immediately hard at the sight and cant help but stare and eventually he fucks you r o u g h later that night
Cheeto Dust -+
Summary: You and Joe have been the greatest friends for a really long time, but teasing has its effects on friendships. Both of you have a movie marathon snacking on some chips, what if the teasing game truly began?
Synopsis: Gwilym ask reader to ride his thighs
Synopsis: He hates you and you hate him. Professor Lee, the insufferable art history professor or as you like to refer to him: your mortal enemy.
Synopsis: You watch Top End Wedding with Gwil and can´t help but feel jealous and possessive, so you straddle his lap and take him. Gwil takes the opportunity to ask you something you have been waiting for
Synopsis: You and Professor Lee had been a thing the entire semester. Except one night when you forget to do the homework, he got a little upset with you. You knew you would be punished.
At Least Im One +-^
Synopsis: you and gwil met ten months ago; he offered you to be his sugar baby almost immediately. you agreed at that exact moment, not knowing where it would get you.
Synopsis: New actress reader and actor Ben Hardy share onscreen and off-screen chemistry. Exclusive interview with source close to the couple reveals their budding love affair! (yes this is gwil x reader)
Synopsis: Helping Rami Train For His Characters Would Include…
Synopsis: everyone teasing Rami and Reader whilst Rami is filming Bo rhap
Synopsis: have a request for maybe like rami (Freddie Mercury) while filming bohemian rhapsody, he gets a co-star who’s like sings in the movie but is also an actress but is an actual pop star in real life and rami (and Freddie) fall for her (kinda like David Bowie , he sang in labyrinth, but in. Real life was an actual rockstar )
Riding Rami ++
Synopsis: Riding Rami Malek
Synopsis: Reader is a Mr. Robot writer dating Rami and he breaks up with her while filming Bohemian Rhapsody because he thinks he has feelings for someone else.
Being Freddie -+-
Synopsis: Rami acting as Freddie.
summary: the first part of the reputation series in which the reader first meets Damiano
pairing: Damiano David x famous!reader
word count: 2k
what kind of content: fluff
passages written in cursive are flashbacks
some of the lyrics were changed so they would fit the story
Please don’t steal any of my conten and release it elsewhere. Also all of this is fiction. I don’t know these people in real life nor do I know how they act
a/n I I hope you all enjoy this one, as much as I do. I’m so excited about this series jdhidcuheu. What song do you guys think is next? As always please keep in mind english is not my first language. I’m super happy about feedback!!
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but both Freddie Mercury and every member of Måneskin would want you to wear that outfit you’re afraid is too flamboyant. Live your dream in outfits straight from the 70s Glam Rock. Go and live your most fabulous and eccentric life! Thank you for your attention, you may now proceed with your day.
Here’s some Måneskin statistics for you
Searches for Maneskin (blue) and Måneskin (red) from thursday, May 20th to thursday, May 27th. When did it shoot up? 23rd 2am my time - 15 minutes after Eurovision ended
This is which countries searched more in. Only in Sweden the majority of searches used the å