We’re thieves in a world that don’t want us no more.
HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 (October 26, 2018)
Not posted my face on here in ages! Feels like a lifetime since I used tumblr properly haha!
this is like walking through dreams
163,000 people to be the first five minutes of supernatural
I’ll bring the snacks
I’ll bring the Luigi board
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant
OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”
this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.
the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.
As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around
are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
Scene from ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ (2017)// Loki knows how to avoid being seen by Heimdall, and if that doesn’t showed how skilled he is then I don’t know what does.
I finally (finally!) got to watch Ragnarok last night. I saw the movie four times in theaters and I don’t know how I failed to register Heimdall’s “Welcome home” until last night.
I nearly burst into tears. To me, Heimdall is not really welcoming Loki back to Asgard. He’s welcoming him back to the community … back to the family.
I love the snow 😍
Is it ok if i swear?
yes fish, i will allow you to swear
yes go on
Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…
FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
calm down buddy
DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS
You know what? You’re right! FUCK!
Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!
And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!