Do you have any pick-up lines?
Hey baby girl, you shit with that ass? 😉
Do you have any pick-up lines?
Hey baby girl, you shit with that ass? 😉
More modern koku
So I'd imagine your gonna be stuck with kaiga alone for the mean time while kokus at work which means he better not get feisty when you feel alone and want the kitty to come snuggle with you and he better not throw a hissy fit
But I'm sure deep down he feels jealous when you give koku all the attention and he's alone with you for the time being so nows he's chance to have all your attention
Living with them would be as close to a sitcom as you could get. One’s a neat freak with a strong sense of control! The other? Is a gamer boy bum who just ordered his 3rd DoorDash today (what the FUCK). An unlikely duo, how would you survive.
You think Koku has a squirt bottle he uses against Kaigaku when he does something wrong. Like a cat?
Got that thing clipped to his belt at all times
OH NO THAT’S SO FUNNY THOUGH!!
I think, if we’re talking modern au, Kokushibo would almost act like a parent and find a way to inconvenience/ground Kaigaku if he was being a little bastard. He’d change the wifi password most of the time, that would piss Kaigaku off the most. Other times he would change security codes or activate child locks on some of the high tech appliances he has, so Kaigaku would be struggling for a while.
If Kaigaku wants to get back at him he hides things from Kokushibo that he needs (security pass for the office, his watch, sometimes all of his boxer briefs). It forces Kokushibo to ask him where he hid it, which also forces Kokushibo to say sorry lol
Thinking about baithing with modern au koku in his luxurious bath when he comes home from work like he must be stressed from all his hard work so you offer to baith with him to refresh in him up maybe help him out a little
And maaaaybe things get a little steamy 👀
If it’s at Kokushibo’s place, expect Kaigaku to sneak in!
Also ngl if anything besides these little imagines are in your head I assume something is wrong 😂
Since you like your hair being brushed would you be down to having a manicure where I can sharpen your pretty claws then color them with your favorite color 💅
To gouge the eyes of your enemies with a little more flavor
…i… do not prefer… to have sharper nails….
…i have a habit…. of clipping them…..
I can’t help but notice this seems to be a hobby of yours. Now I‘m curious, can you show us your crystal/gem collection?
Actually I should have worded this on my tag better but the crystal collection started to be a more recent hobby the ones that you saw are my one and only for now and by recent I mean around late summer to mid autumn
Once I have more budget I will start buying where I can get my hands on them ( unfortunately I do not live in any near beaches or places to go and actually find some by hand)
Where do you think Yoriichi would be in the modern au??
I have fully incorporated the polycule ship into my au at this point. Originally I didn’t even think about how Yoriichi would be in the modern au.
Yoriichi lives about 2 hours away from Kokushibo in the country side with Sumiyoshi and Suyako. When they were young, Yoriichi and Kokushibo lived in a small town with Sumiyoshi as one of their neighbors. Both Yoriichi and Kokushibo were outstanding students, but while Kokushibo went to a top university in the big city, Yoriichi was more content with staying close to home. Kokushibo always aimed for a job he knew would get him the most money and luxury, Yoriichi was content with what he had.
Yoriichi’s father was a piece of shit especially after their mother died. When Yoriichi expressed that he didn’t want to go to a top university, his father got upset. Yoriichi didn’t fight him, but he didn’t want to go to the city either, so he moved out and lived on the cusp of poverty for a while. Sumiyoshi and Suyako didn’t go to college, they had kids right after high school so they chose to work instead. They paid Yoriichi to babysit the kids in the afternoon while they worked. Yoriichi DID go to college but he took his time with classes and didn’t really enjoy it. Along with the isolation he felt in his classes, he was depressed living alone in his super old studio apartment. He never complained, but Sumiyoshi and Suyako could tell he never wanted to go home. Eventually, Suyako told Yoriichi that he should just move in with them as soon as his lease expired at his crummy apartment.
Yoriichi graduated but did nothing with that degree. He stays at home with the kids while Sumiyoshi and Suyako work. They plan on buying some land for a small farm eventually. Every now and then, Kokushibo calls Yoriichi and tells him that he should go do something with his degree, if he asks he can even put in a good word at his office job and Yoriichi would be living the high life like him!!
But Yoriichi always declines. 😊He’s happy where he is… finally.
do you think uzui bedazzled his penis
after mugen train the convo in rld is so funny kyojuro and akaza argued about the worth of life and strength and how mortality and death don’t nullify that worth meanwhile in rld gyutaro just went “ur so hot it pisses me off. die” at uzui
Mugen Train Arc: Actual philosophical discussions about the beauty of human mortality, how strength is not always visible, and in believing in your comrades and the sacrifice they bring so that others may flourish.
RLD Arc: *Uzui does a stupid polyamorous dance that pisses you off*
The amount of fainting gif I’ve saved for the douma reveal
All demon moons in business suits. Imagine getting hired as a travel companion to accompany them on their business trips.
How am I suppose to contain myself the entire hours long trip by just constantly thinking how sexy they are looking rn
Like sir? Can I fix your tie? It’s a little lose let me use my mouth to fix it
Oh hey the seats look a little full here let me just lay on your guys laps (koku and douma) and if you want you can smack my ass if you think I’m moving a bit much hhh
Douma, showing off Daki and Gyutaro: “These are my precious children. I adopted them in their hour of need. They have top fashion sense just like their papa! They only eat the highest quality food, only the best of the best for my fantastic babies. Did I rescue them? Or did they rescue me? 🥰”
Kokushibo, yanking Kaigaku in by a leash: “This is my horrid gremlin. I found him in a dumpster fighting rabid raccoons over a moldy Big Mac.”
Modern kokushibou with a suit and tie is so sexy like I wouldn't keep a straight face if he kindly tells me if I could help him with his tie mmmhhh
Oh no, Mr. Kokushibo sir! I have so much paperwork, looks like I’ll have to stay late with you for some… overtime. I just hope you don’t look when I bend over in this tiny itty bitty skirt to pick up this pile of pap–
DON’T LOOK PLEASE DON’T LOOK–
SHIT GO GET THE FIRST AID KIT MY HEELS FLIPPED OFF AND BUSTED MY HEAD OPEN–
Can you please tell more about modern Kokushibo and Kaigaku? It's so interesting ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ
Hell yeah I can! Tumblr felt the power of this ask and it sent it TWICE!
Both Kaigaku and Zenitsu were orphans adopted by Jigoro. He owns a historic temple in the middle of the city and never got around to marrying, so he adopted both Zenitsu and Kaigaku so he could have someone to pass the temple down to. While Zenitsu softened up to Jigoro pretty fast, Kaigaku was not as quick to let love into his heart. Kaigaku was always distrusting.
Jigoro planned on passing down the temple to both Kaigaku and Zenitsu, but Kaigaku overheard a phone conversation Jigoro had one day and mistook the whole conversation. He thought that he heard gramps was going to put Zenitsu as the sole inheritor of the temple. So Kaigaku got mad and left the temple without so much as a note to either Jigoro or Zenitsu.
Luckily for Kaigaku, he ran across Kokushibo the first night he ran away. Kaigaku was trying to get a job and a place to sleep near the bars in the city, he was getting a bit desperate. Kokushibo, who works as a high end office man, was actually coming home from a business party with Muzan and was feeling generous (because of the drink). Unfortunately, Kaigaku was the guest that would never leave. In a way, Kokushibo grew fond of Kaigaku’s presence. Kokushibo is only about a year or so older than Kaigaku, but Kokushibo never got to experience rebellion like Kaigaku, so having him around gives him some entertainment.
Zenitsu constantly texted Kaigaku to ask if he was safe but never got a response. The phone would ring when he called, but Kaigaku wouldn’t answer it. Jigoro and Zenitsu were really worried. One night, Zenitsu was coming home from a late night hanging out with the squad and he spotted Kaigaku with Kokushibo. Zenitsu was really put off by Kokushibo’s presence. He felt like Kaigaku might have gotten himself into trouble, after all why else would Kaigaku be around such a formal looking man? He wanted to run up and talk to Kaigaku, ask him what the hell was going on, but just as he was going to Kaigaku flashed a look at Zenitsu that just told him to back off. He later got a single text from Kaigaku that said, “Mind your own business.”
Although Zenitsu wasn’t happy with it, he at least knew that Kaigaku was safe… or at least alive.
I don’t mean to be a bully
But that scene where daki is crying and yelling at tengen that she is upper moon six gave me a whiplash to the South Park episode where Cartman is crying and calls out his mom
Anyways that also means where like so so close to douma appearance I can feel it I can smell his pantys that’s how close he is *sniff**sniff*
Since the episode is out and watched it earlier this morning
Gyutaro is that one demon I only want wholesomeness with like yes will Netflix and chill like that’s it
The nanna thirst is only reserved for my three darlings
Kaigaku can stay in his cat litter until he learns how to behave and give proper affection
What if it was Kaigaku who got jealous and got the zoomies in the middle of night, running over the den and creating chaos before viciously hiding under the couch.
Roasting marshmallows over the fireplace or candle with your demon husbands before returning to the pillow and blankets den. How long would it take until it collapses because someone bonked their head. 😩
Gonna assume it was koku cause of his 6 feet tallness that it wakes both douma and enmu up but it’s fine will just keep fixing it Everytime someone accidently bonks it of❤️
At this point we need both kyojuro and yoriichi to warm up next to as our human heaters fjjsndjsjsn
Like an ice cream sandwich but hot brownies instead. And I am the ice cream. Fellas, please do not fight over me, for I am a melting mess.