it would be rlly funny if elytra wings just looked like those wings u had in like kindergarten ?? imagine u the player, finally beating the ender dragon after months, maybe even years of preperation, and u venture into the portal that had apperead, builing bridges out of whatever blocks you had and fighting off shulkers to finally, finally get your hands on the elytra. you open the chest, sucking in a breath, and its just
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Oh my God they are tomatoes
I MEANT ROOMMATES MY FUCKING PHONE SLIDEY KEYBOARD HATES ME
oh my god they are tomatoes
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short person: I literally look like your son. You look like a MILF and I look like your son.
taller person: You don’t like it that I look like a-
short person: I look like you dressed me and I’m like the tween boy who… and I don’t- I can’t go out like this. Can you please wear different shoes?
[ID: a picture of malfina and connecticut clark. /end ID]
if i was a cc and told my audience i’ve been having panic attacks recently then checked twitter to see my audience got something trending because of it i would have a second panic attack
Here’s the screenshot
1. *drinks coffee* now I ✨ s l e e p ✨
3. What the fuck were we talking about again?
4. *autopilot mode*
6. My keys have become invisible
7. *singing* Do I remember?… No!
8. I am watching the entirety of *insert show* tonight and nothing can stop me, not even time
9. *running on 4 hours of sleep*
10. Today I will be unproductive on purpose!
11. Today I will be unproductive against my will!
12. Today I will be productive! *does nothing*
13. Today I will be productive! *does anything and everything*
14. Today I will be productive against my will!
15. *inevitably zones out*
16. Fuck routines. Fuck it.
17. Shit did I forget to finish that again–
18. *furiously clicks pen*
19. Oh I also drew this and finished these novels, and I wrote this too, oh and here’s the schedule I designed but will never follow and also I watched an entire TV show–
20. *holds out hyperfixation* This is all I am talking about for the next month.