Watch “Good Little Girl but it’s gay // Cover by Reinaeiry” on YouTube
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
obsidian is living in my head rent free for the next month me thinks