@majorharry

here’s ur unfriendly fucking reminder to leave ezra the fuck alone

Hi Miss Cass I haven’t been on tumblr in a good minute but I love the cute green theme OMG I haven’t been able to be a patron yet so I’m working on but omg I miss you and your writing

thank u i love it too actually! and thanks for wanting to sub to my patreon, i look forward to whenever you join the family ❤️

harryjogging :

men paint their nails and be like yeahh im basically harry styles UwU and yet when i pull out the STRAP suddenly they have somewhere to be ….thats not very harry styles of you babe!

airmercury :

girls am i right ladies?

girl help my friend commented on a tiktok I made about how much I love Taylor Swift and she said Harry is the reason she’s popular 😐 and she’s a larrie and keeps telling pushing it down my throat 😩😩😩

a larrie? send her to the psych ward

I’m the anon about work sorry there was a typo but I meant to say I called out of work for the first time and it was stressful bc they were kinda passive aggressive about me calling off since I was the closing register person

ohhh ok that makes more sense. it sucks that they were passive aggressive but honestly u should just shrug it off, i learned a long time ago not to apologise for needing a break and also??? fuck capitalism??????? so yeah

claire has been the victim of countless murder + sexual assault attempts and yet she STILL chose to go back into the past to be reunited w jamie. that scottish dick game must be strong af

cass help. i filled a blog cause i liked their art and i was scrolling down and i found out they were a larrie and i unfollowed them very fast but i felt sad carouse i like their art

some of them r so talented and yet they use their gifts for evil :/ 

I’m sorry for not being active w your page but I wanna fuck Jamie too wtf. He is amazing

SJSJDSKFSJSNDJ no need to apologise my friend. here at majorharry dot tumblr dot org we can all thirst together

what is cass short for

casserole <3

I just got called off from work for the first time since I’ve worked there and like it was so anxiety inducing but I didn’t want to go in for the shift tonight

called off? as in u were scheduled and they told u nvm? 

cass you are definitely my internet crush you make me wanna pop a titty respectfully

👁👅👁🧍‍♀️

why thank u 😌

um felt tbh

oh my god

Cass I had a very bisexual dream where u and i went out clubbing together (idk if we were in Canada or the US or what) but we wingwoman'd each other all night and you made out with a v hot guy and a v sexy girl in the same night and you arranged for me to have a threesome it was epic and wild and also when I woke up i was like damn, must be on cass' blog too much lmaooo

ummmmmmmmm hello this just made me so happy but also so sad jsdnsjdsn i miss going clubbing!!!!!!! but i think the events that unfolded in ur dream are sexy and iconic, thank u for alerting me to this <3

deadpens :

gothlit:

u can say pspspspss to get my attention bro its ok we’re mutuals

dionyxus:

can u sense the anxiety in my emails bestie

ofc (orbitofrontal cortex)

literally EVERYONE in outlander (men and women alike) wants 2 fuck jamie, i’ve finally found my community <3

becherdireinen:

It’s kinda cool how someone can just pop into your life all of a sudden and become so important to you within such a small amount of time. I think that’s what makes life so interesting though. There’s always a reason to be hopeful for the future because you never know what good things will come your way next.

Even l*am's guitarist knew he set himself up when no one sang back

😭

I once dreamed i was a kar jenner sister but they disowned me because I didn’t follow their agenda and was caught doing nsfw stuff wioth harry so they send me to silent hill and i had to save pumba from the little demons

Not me dreaming jason invited me to get stoned in matching hoodies for the golden globe because harry dumped me and his acceptance speech was a video of him throwing the little statuette throwing Buckingham palace’s window (it was harrys house in the dream?) and giggling like idiots

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