You know that they love each other when he can tell something’s wrong over the phone. Just go over to her apartment and kiss her already!!!
Hughes: Admit it! You like the Lieutenant!
Roy: Oh come on, man. I mean, am I ATTRACTED to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I’m around her? Yeah.
Roy: Does she get me in ways no woman ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions.
Roy: Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to ignore military fraternization laws? Sure, of course, but do I like her?
Roy: The answer’s no. There’s nothing to worry about.
Sorry for the quick squiggles. Hahaha i’m not used to drawing anyone other than Roy and Riza. Also:
Roy: Hawkeye has a photo of me in her wallet. She said whenever she faces an obstacle, she looks at it and the problem disappears.
Roy: I thought it was really sweet until she said “Because what problem could possibly be bigger than you?”
I just started watching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and I thought of this:
Roy: lieutenant, I need the -
Riza: *hands him the document*
Roy: Oh, I also didn’t have a chance to -
Riza: *hands him coffee*
Roy: Marry me?
Riza: I took care of that too. We’ve been married for the last three years.
every now and then i think of how roy and riza are canonically childhood friends and how they must have so many inside jokes like do u think sometimes riza just walks into his office and says ‘the goat milk has soured, sir,’ and roy’s useless for the next two hours because he can’t stop breaking into fits of laughter
Roy: Hawkeye, do you ever think about having a child together?
Riza: You mean another one because we have two already.
Roy, confused: No, we don’t.
Ed and Al, eating family breakfast with them: Yeah, we have no idea what you’re talking about, Mom.