Yes I’m tacky so what
Yes I’m tacky so what
Hi it’s me and Mara Wilson!
My favourite thing about the instagram “I give you no permission to steal my data” hoax is that it implies one of the biggest internet companies in the world has the same weakness as the swiper no swiping fox from dora the explorer.
Ketchup and mustard
Anyway I’m so tired that it doesn’t matter what I do with my life, it’s always gonna be tied to my looks. Whether I’m criticized for how I dress, or looking older than I am, or having bad skin or not a symmetrical face or being too tall and lanky or whatever other insult people wanna throw at me. It’s just something I have to live with forever, constantly being told if I’m fuckable or not and I’m TIRED.
Sshow me pics of your dogs
Last night I did my show Melodrama for I think the last time ever?? In front of a packed crowd at the comedy store, was v cool.
We on telly tonight 🤠
I want to steal this blazer so badly
Lol yes this seems right and correct
As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it
remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!
Doves are just pigeons with white privilege
Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?
This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.
You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves
I got 3d printed and really wish I wore a more supportive bra