Never thought I’d say this but,
I need a break from tumblr.
seymour i know youll prob glance over this but seriously. i would suggest taking a break from most social media for at least a week or two. hope this passes by smoothly.
*reblogs 10 posts from the same person*
what are we
As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it
I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack
I hope this e-mail finds you in another part of the world
I hope this e-mail finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile
I hope this e-mail finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
I hope this email finds you thinking, “my god, what have I done?”
It used to be that Super Mario games could be cleanly divided into Games in Which Mario is a Furry and Games in Which Mario is Not a Furry, but then Super Mario Odyssey had to come along and muddy the waters, and now we’ve gotta argue about whether possessing funny cartoon animals is the same as dressing up as one.
We gotta argue about it?
Of course we do – how else are we gonna know whether the rule that games where Mario is a furry are better than games where Mario is not a furry continues to hold true?
I suspect you could go at this from a different angle - the fact that Mario Odyssey is good means that it IS a Mario Is A Furry game, and thus possessing cartoon animals is functionally identical to dressing up as them.
wait - either the super mario galaxy duology had furry sections i missed, or someone’s opinion is heretical
Dressing up as a bee plays a major role in Super Mario Galaxy. However, the bee suit makes only a cameo appearance in Super Mario Galaxy 2, which is why the sequel doesn’t quite measure up to its predecessor.
Why are you all like this?
zelda botw style boss system where you beat the pizza chains then fight leprino himself
ask me questions
tumblr radicals are so fucking detrimental to actual feminism honestly
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
….don’t hate me for reblogging this…
There is no lie here.
And if anyone hates you for reblogging this, it just means it’s right.
I have no issue with dropping people who can’t grasp this
Feminism is really good but super radical tumblr feminism is gross, counterproductive, and hateful
Ya gotta love everyone guys, just love everyone equally and you’re doing it right
I hit the reblog button pretty fast.
super radical feminism: unyeah
Feminism: Women deserve to be on the same level as men because we are all human beings and should be treated as such
Radical Feminism: All men should die, cis people are bad, white people are evil, and women are better than men.
Me: So real feminism? Amazing. Radical feminism? FUCK NO
I like how most of y’all are saying “tumblr feminism” as if radical feminism appearing on tumblr just automatically means that’s the main place it appears
from what ive seen, “tumblr feminism” is now a twitter thing. they get more attention that way
cant believe there are people out there who open up skyrim and unironically play as some shit thats not an argonian
khajiit can stay but they’re on thin ice
Look Khajiit is objectively the best way to play. Your base unarmed damage is 15 instead of 1, so right when you start the game your fists are as strong as the best two handed weapons you can get. The second heavy armor skill tree perk adds your gauntlet’s armor rating to your unarmed damage. You can very easily get a pair of gauntlets in Riften that have an enchantment that boosts unarmed damage. All of these stack. You don’t even need to waste perk points on weapon skills you can just beat the shit out of everything in the game with your claws
some people were mad about a supposedly transphobic animation from kekeflipnote published in 2013 and demanding an apology when keke apologized on the animation itself. these people were saying it wasnt an apology when it very clearly was. in any case, keke is not a transphobe, and thats coming me - a trans woman that spoke with them.
It does help actually, to post the whole context of Hank Green supporting sex workers
Raise your hand if you’re just incredibly fucking tired of people taking things the Green Brothers say out of context to make fun of some of the straight white dudes that use that privilege to their advantage to help marginilized people.
The Green brothers speak out about racial injustice, financial inequality, homophobia, housing issues (including homelessness), mental illness (ESPECIALLY John, who has gone through intense depression and anxiety in the past), and many other topics.
They provide dozens of free resources for students online, specifically Crash Course, and every year during the holidays they donate thousands of dollars to multiple charities.
They actively acknowledge their privilege and use it to lift other people up and provide resources for those who don’t have the same privilege.
I’m sure many people don’t know this, but John and Hank CREATED VidCon. They’re the reason VidCon exists today. They were some of the ORIGINAL YouTubers, and they’re one of the only platforms on YouTube that has stayed true to their original content idea.
People LOVE to hate on them. They love it. John was sent so many death threats and harassed so much that he gave up all social media but YouTube for a long time. The reason? People claimed he was glorifying cancer (which if you’ve actually READ the book, he doesn’t) and that he was a “pervert” for writing about high schoolers (as if LITERALLY every single book about a high schooler isn’t written by someone older than 18 I mean Jesus Christ people). Hes spoken on this a couple times but stopped because people just ignored him and dragged his name through the gutters.
The hate on Hank is, from what I’ve seen, fairly recent - he was kind of the forgotten brother for a while. Until he published a book where the main character was bisexual. And he said positive things about trans people. And then suddenly “Hank Green is just a dumb man and his opinions are trash.” Almost like people didn’t like that the “science man” was openly supportive of homosexuality
The Green brothers acknowledge when they get things wrong. They speak out on injustice, on inequality, and they always, ALWAYS try to do what’s right. They are some of the most wholesome straight white men I’ve ever come across in life in general, and it infuriates me that people reduce them to “okay? okay” and “oh didnt he do Crash Course?”
And now hank green is the honorary father of gen z and science tiktok