@miss2pengland

How could people still being liking that post
That post is maybe a year or so old

We all become dead inside sooner or later anon o3o

Someone pay attention to me I’m bored.

ask-the-veggie-missus :

miss2pengland :

ask-the-veggie-missus :

miss2pengland:

ask-the-veggie-missus:

I AM NOT. THATS THE DEFINITION OF BEING GOBLIN-LIKE! yOU WANT LOUD AND GREEDY? LIVE WITH FRANCE FOR A FEW DECADES.

Amy dear, I’ve known France for over a thousand years and was briefly married to ‘em, I know how they are are.And I don’t care, you have to treat Erlking with at least some respect.

Tell HIM that! I’M AMERICA! The first time we met that thing hissed at me!

Erl. King. He’s named after a fierce being and wishes to be acknowledged as such! And he’s just shy around new people, or loud ones in your case.

He still hisses at me if im being completely silent!!

Maybe it’s also because you’re rude and mean to him an try to take his things? Try to give him a plastic beaded bracelet, let him smell you or something. They’re like puppies really.

ask-the-veggie-missus :

miss2pengland:

ask-the-veggie-missus:

I AM NOT. THATS THE DEFINITION OF BEING GOBLIN-LIKE! yOU WANT LOUD AND GREEDY? LIVE WITH FRANCE FOR A FEW DECADES.

Amy dear, I’ve known France for over a thousand years and was briefly married to ‘em, I know how they are are.And I don’t care, you have to treat Erlking with at least some respect.

Tell HIM that! I’M AMERICA! The first time we met that thing hissed at me!

Erl. King. He’s named after a fierce being and wishes to be acknowledged as such! And he’s just shy around new people, or loud ones in your case.

ask-the-veggie-missus:

I AM NOT. THATS THE DEFINITION OF BEING GOBLIN-LIKE! yOU WANT LOUD AND GREEDY? LIVE WITH FRANCE FOR A FEW DECADES.

Amy dear, I’ve known France for over a thousand years and was briefly married to ‘em, I know how they are are.And I don’t care, you have to treat Erlking with at least some respect.

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miss2pengland :

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ask-the-veggie-missus

It’s only cause you keep trying to steal his gold things!

I think you mean MY gold things that he STEALS FROM ME

They were fake anyway! Besides, he likes plastic jewelry more and maybe if you were nicer he’d be willing to trade it for your gold.

I can’t believe what I’m hearing. The thing slurps on it like jonas on his 17th bottle of beer. Its never allowed near my place again!

Erlking wears them Amy! He doesn’t eat it! And that’s perfectly fine, he doesn’t like you anyway, says you’re too loud and greedy.

ask-the-veggie-missus :

ask-miss2pengland :

ask-the-veggie-missus

It’s only cause you keep trying to steal his gold things!

I think you mean MY gold things that he STEALS FROM ME

They were fake anyway! Besides, he likes plastic jewelry more and maybe if you were nicer he’d be willing to trade it for your gold.

miss2pengland :

Bea sketch at 2 am e7e

Um,,,

So hello everyone

askulrichbeilschmidt :

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askulrichbeilschmidt

“England? Huh, last time I was aware, you were male. Must be that magic crap of yours.” He shrugged. “Sorry.”

Well that causes a small huff from her. “I was always this person, and magic is draining.” She crosses her arms before she continues. “To change to a male using magic would make me weak for at least a month!”

My, my, such… unnerving kindness.

I am an old lady, anon.

rnmwatchasay :

when my mom scolds me

Alex is over 5,000 years old no? You don’t look like an old hag, so therefor you’re not her. Go find the police little one, they can help you find your family

Alex is over 5,000 years old no? You don’t look like an old hag, so therefor you’re not her. Go find the police little one, they can help you find your family

-confused high pitched Bea noises-

Who are you, I don’t have any younger siblings

Why do I have to have a baby face? No one believes me when I say I’m an adult!

naomilku :

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

Most of my love life

mothensidhe :

brotherbluerose :

Guys

you know how tumblr will suggest blogs to you well i was just scrolling along and i see this

and i was like okay cute fairy stuff haha yeah that’s nice but then i actually looked at the examples 

and so i had to go to this blog ok and

incredible

it’s historically accurate

so of course now i’m following and i suggest you should too because good lord

YEEEEESSS

Who would still wear a corset as undergarments? Why would you do that??

ask-the-veggie-missus :

miss2pengland :

ask-the-veggie-missus :

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Well, there was king Henry the eight. He had around six wives and a mistress with only two divorces.

AND YA’LL JUMP ON ME WHEN I WANNA MARRY A MORTAL??

If you married a mortal and they knew of what you really are,…

*Mumbles* Yeah yeaah…

Amy do what you want, you’re an adult and I know you don’t care about what I have to say.

ask-the-veggie-missus :

ask-miss2pengland :

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Well, there was king Henry the eight. He had around six wives and a mistress with only two divorces.

AND YA’LL JUMP ON ME WHEN I WANNA MARRY A MORTAL??

If you married a mortal and they knew of what you really are, they’d be living like Henry’s wives! Knowing they’ll be replaced sooner or later.

And you make it sound like he got off easily. Creating a new church and killing off important women wasn’t good at all and even I had to step in.

Nothing makes a day more miserable than being rained on twice.

Are y'all going through my archives or something?

mechanikalspielzeug :

My point has always been that, ever since the Industrial Revolution, science fiction has been the most important genre there is. ~Iain Banks

You have my thanks, affections, and devotions for sticking with me for so long! We have been through some dramatic ups and downs (more downs than ups lately, and I apologize for this), but I dedicate myself to bringing more steampunk and imagination directly to your table. ♥️

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I got my class ring and it has a wyvern in it o3o

And now I have a cold.

Wonderful.