Would you like a happy frog in these trying times?
Aw yes please!! Happy frog for all of you guys too ;v;
Would you like a happy frog in these trying times?
Aw yes please!! Happy frog for all of you guys too ;v;
ok so is it normal to have three coffees in a day and not feel hyper at all or is that just me
You ever think about how Undyne grew up in darkness for her entire life? Sunlight was stolen from her people for generations, eons, and her entire life she spent hoping, dreaming, wishing for the surface and the sun that was always above them, but never once was seen? How she knew the only way they could reclaim their spot beneath it was war? Asgore becoming onto a God? Everyone she ever knew and cared for being a part of the front lines against unfathomably powerful enemies her kind had failed to harm a single one of? All for the sake of taking back their right to bask beneath the glow of that incredible, incomprehensibly large and distant orb?
Do you ever think about Undyne, finally on the surface, finally able to see the sun, without war, without restriction, in the company of her friends and family?
Do you ever think about all that, and realize she’s probably been thinking about eating the sun this entire fucking time?
how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the world’s richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this
[ID: Reply from elumind that says: “Do the richest one every week and see next in line lose their shit and try to get rid of the money. I think of this almost daily.” /end ID.]
The notes on this are wild because people are legit passionately arguing about why this wouldn’t work. No one said it would work. They said he’s a loser for not doing it.
There has to be a *pattern* to it, though, to really get their attention. Like it has to be the same time of day, the same day, each week.
The first one stands up and draws a massive A on the nearest wall before dropping dead.
Exactly one week later, Thursday at 3:13 PM, the next one looks up, blank-faced, and uses a car key to scratch the word ‘CAMEL’ into the side of their car. There are memes.
The week after that, in the middle of an interview, the third victim turns to the camera and says ‘THROUGH.’ He drops dead.
The man who writes “EYE” is in a private underground bunker. Enough radiation shielding to survive a direct nuclear strike. There are fifteen guards posted at the door- surveillance confirms not one of them left their post.
By the time “NEEDLE” is scratched into the upholstery of a private yacht, people are starting to give money away.
Like most of us I’ve thought extensively on this since I first saw Death Note and came to the conclusion that the most likely reaction would be people creating more byzantine ways of keeping hold of their resources while not technically counting them as personal resources and not technically being so rich. With enough shell companies, fake charities, and resources stashed in secret or illegal places or the bank accounts of relatives, people could keep most of what they have while dropping right off any list of wealthiest people. The wealthy are often experts at this for tax fraud reasons. Light’s response, of course, would be to start taking these things into account, seeking out hackers and accountants and various other experts to keep track of the actual wealthiest, and the wealthy (many of whom would be willing to risk their lives to stay that way) would use the dying as a metric for what the mysterious killer was using to score wealth and try to find ever more secret methods of resource hoarding. An accountancy arms race would be underway.
I’m not saying it’s a bad idea. I’m saying it would make a fantastic Death Note rewrite. Instead of Light making stupid mistakes against L, he could actually put his genius to work in Death Note: The Accountancy Wars.
you ever just. eat an entire bowl of ramen in fifteen minutes cause u need to be somewhere and then u like. dont want to move at all.
u ever just have coffee because ur tired, but instead of making u feel more awake ur just tired, but like… a different flavour of tired..?
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
what is “sans.” by toby radiation fox doing in this abc news australia coverage of coronavirus in china youtube video
A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.
I lost control about reblogging this picture.
and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this.
literally one of my favourite pictures ever
nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes
If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don’t know much about punks
Being nice to kids is literally the number one punk activity
BITCH NO WAYYYY
I have a vivid memory of being about 14 and seeing a hardcore punk walking down the street in a busy shopping district with a tiny white kitten tucked in his leather jacket. That’s goals.
one of my favorite memories is my first punk show and how welcoming and friendly everyone was. I was 9 and my brother brought me and people were putting me on their shoulders and telling me about where they got their clothes or how much a little punk I was.
I love punk culture because from the outside it looks aggressive and harsh. But once you realize that’s just their armour and that they are kinder and more proactive about human rights than the “nice” looking people you get comfort from their presence.
Not all things that look aggressive are aggressive. Not all things that look safe are safe.
Punk is safe BECAUSE it is aggressive.
Punk - when done right - kicks out fascists and rapists, defends communities, fights injustice. All of which require aggression.
@wearepaladin modern paladins imma right?
Punk is nothing if not chaotic. Chaotic Good depicted here, but intentionally pushing boundaries, challenging the status quo, and ignoring generally accepted is motivated by a much-needed chaotic mindset.
What do you think about the idea that Gaster wasn't actually forgotten? It's never really stated by any of the followers, and it's odd that Asgore would have taken so long to replace him if he'd been forgotten; all we really have is Goner Kid's dialogue (which doesn't mention Gaster) and Sans' "don't forget" (which is a Deltarune reference and thus doesn't necessarily refer to Gaster)
i personally disagree with it! it’s true that it’s never stated outright, but i think it’s safe to assume, for a couple different reasons.
the most striking this to me is this: why would the entire underground fail to mention the inventor of the source of ALL their power? the CORE is such a huge part of the underground, both in size and in importance. it’s downright bizarre that not a single person mentions gaster outside of his followers.
imo we still don’t know enough about asgore’s circumstances to say anything absolute. all we know is just that he waited to hire a new royal scientist after the previous one vanished, and there could be any number of reasons for that.
this is a bit out there, but hear me out—since gaster almost certainly created the blueprints for the dt extraction machine, asgore likely gave him the same task that alphys received. assuming that these experiments with determination are what caused gaster’s fate (or lead to it in some way) why would asgore repeat this with alphys? if he remembered, why would asgore knowingly endanger her with the same thing that lead to the demise of the former royal scientist? that just doesn’t seem right.
goner kid is still the biggest piece of this in my opinion—i do think their dialogue is referring to gaster’s fate, even if he isn’t mentioned by name. we now know for a fact that gaster is heavily involved with the whole “goner” thing thanks to deltarune’s gonermaker business, so if goner kid’s not talking about gaster there then i have no idea what they could possibly be talking about lol.
as for “don’t forget” being a general deltarune reference, that honestly just adds even more weight to it for me… from what we know so far, gaster is a VERY major character in deltarune and i imagine he’s going to show up even more in the next chapters. so “don’t forget” being such an important motif all throughout it just sorta makes it fit even better??? idk.
My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.
Once again all you have to offer is thoughts and prayers. Smh
There’s a ligma outbreak, and this is all you can do???
What’s ligma? Is there a donation thing?
My heart goes out to the 28 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.
I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it
oh we’re off to a good start
These were the only two pictures on it, like 8 folders deep.
Anyone know… Gallifreyan?????
ALSO there were a bunch of ancient (okay from 2014) SCP games on it?? and a Gameboy Emulator and a copy of the game Lifehouse, based off the concept album The Who tried to write in the 70’s, but Pete Townsend got too lost in the sauce or whatever and had a mental breakdown and never finished it
Thank u for your translation also I don’t know how to feel about this but based on the name of the USB I can’t say I’m surprised
This is the polar opposite of a Creepypasta
dying from easily treatable diseases to own the libs lol
she was also anti-vax and it was the flu and meningitis that killed her (both completely routine to vaccinate for, esp in your early 20s) so here’s ur reminder to go get vaccinated and not listen to ppl who tell you otherwise!
It is so so important to show that queer people have always existed and are allowed to live long, happy lives. Young queer people–especially those in conservative areas–need to know that being queer is not a death sentence. Despite the many struggles we have faced, throughout history there have always been queer lives filled with joy and love. and you will find yours.
[ Link to survey ]
The eighth annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 10th March 2021.
After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.
If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, retweet this tweet, boost this Mastodon post, check out this post on Reddit, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks like Facebook. Every share is extremely helpful - it’s what helped us get 24,000 responses last year.
The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.
Thank you so much!
Friday 12th February 2021
It’s day 3 and there have been over 14,000 participants so far, which is way ahead of last year’s day 3, and well over halfway to beating last year’s record!
And it’s only lunchtime!
Several times yesterday there was a new survey response coming in every four seconds. Right now it’s more like two responses per minute.
[ Take the survey ]
if you’re nonbinary, please fill this out! takes about 40 seconds
This also includes people who are questioning/unsure, btw. Like it says above, this survey is for anyone who “feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience”. Most of the questions have an “I don’t know/I’m not sure” option, because that experience is valid and important also!
Vessel with two feet - earthenware - 18⅞"x 7¾" - Northern Iranian - 1000-800 BCE
Jar with anthropomorphic feet - earthenware - 6 ¼ ″ x 4 9⁄16 ″ - Qijia culture, China - c. 2300-1500 BCE
bc of this post my awful goblin mind has latched onto the concept of A JUG DOING A JIG. This is today’s intrusive thought. An animated jug with itty bitty feet doing a little jig & playing hopscotch or whatever idk. this is gonna bother me for weeks
oh. oh my goodness. oh my heavens look what @mycopingmechanismisdenial made
holy crap. holy JUMPING cheese & crackers
the top one is doing SQUATS. That jug is more athletic than me. the bottom one is a child and a sweetheart, someone please pick it up CAREFULLY
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
I’m not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
We have officially created a new language
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”
well i added my contribution : )
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?”
“Oh yeah, sure.”
“Can you explain it to me?”
“I absolutely fucking cannot.”
One does not simply explain this
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words
I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that.
GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!
No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter
You’re chaotic neutral I love it
What he said
Struck by inspiriation twice lads
My humble contribution
I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.
ive added my end of the chaos
@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?
I don’t fishing know
Has this been done yet?
had to contribute to tumblr history
Oh my god this is tumblr history
oh my god my mutuals are doing this too
Yes we are✨
my hand slipped oop
fool i posted my meme before you
oh okay then-
I dare some one to keep going.
I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂
Thank you 😝🤣
i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy
My humble contribution
I made one
This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it
Omg its amazing
this is history right here
For a while now I’ve wanted a new banner for my blog, as the one I had before was just a random drawing I put there for next to no reason. So I drew this. It’s basically an amalgamate of things that make me smile/things i like and also pride flags. Here are the artists/owners of the characters that I am able to tag-
@slylock-syl- Maestro and Necros
@undertalethingems- Gaster Blaster Dragon/Bonejangles
@thejessofmess- Sins and Plight
@tatatale- Insans (You can interpret that as Olive!Insans if you want to)
@skimmeh- Post-it Note!Sans
@zeragii- Deeper Down!Sans (I didn’t know how to distingiush dd!sans from just a regular sans so I drew him how he is currently in the comic, without his jacket. I hope thats ok)
and also Toby Fox for classic Sans.
To everyone I tagged- I absolutely love it when you post. From the most chaotic stuff I’ve ever seen, to comic updates, to answering random asks, it always lifts me up. Even if it’s just by a little. (and even if it’s angst because it’s always really well written and wonderfully executed.) All of you are wonderful artists and wonderful people, please never forget that. I have no idea where I’d be without you guys. This also applies to the people I’ve tagged underneath this, who I couldn’t represent in some way because I either didn’t know what to draw, or didn’t have room to fit in.
None of you have to reblog this if you don’t want to, I just wanted to let ya’ll know how much you’re appreciated.
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!
oops my hand slipped
nexttttt pleaseee :D
Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series
I was asked for doing this, so I did
I’m out of ideas! XD
THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY
OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!
LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!
LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!
IT HAD TO BE DONE:
OH MY GOOD!!!!!
I LOVE THIS
REBLOGGED THIS TWICE
I have a need…..I must add to this…
still waiting for the smut
C’mon guys… it needs some smut
THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE
SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT
Not so perfect but still perfect first date
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART
O HECk IT GOT bETtEr
OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖
notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!
I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!?
ITS BACK OMG
Omg it’s here!
THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT
Ok I tried because this is so cute
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF
IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG
This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today.
This gave me so many happy and cute feels
every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all
this warms my heart on so many levels <3
I’m just sitting here
Hitting my knee
Squealing and smiling omfg
hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.
This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.
AAAAAAHH ITS BACK
THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡
Only because it’s fucking cute!!!
This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction
If the text is to small:
I’ll see you later today?
If you want….
I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^
Keepin it rollin!
My contribution to this adorable story ^^
Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?
Plot twist. I kinda want the big one to be Ollie and the little guy Damian.
Double plot twist: same
i added sum more–
This is my favorite.
B E A U T I F U L
The last hand kiss got me…..oh wow.
IT’S B A C K
i love this so much
HI YES THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION
It got so much better than the last time i saw it!!❤❤❤
LAST I WAS HER ETHERE WAS A DIFFERENTS TORY ITS BRANCHING AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER
This fucking comic had been added to over the course of six years. That’s insane, it’s beautiful. It’s inspiring, all these people from different places at different times some have moved on other still here it’s wild.
oh my hecc i love it
YES THERES MORE
I will always reblog this
I can’t. Too cute. This gave me too many feels at 2:30 in the morning. I need more but I can’t draw.
Hi yall, I sent our good good boys to the dance <3
It’s back holy shit, also! The queen, I’m assuming, has a girlfriend!!! Mlm and wlw solidarity!
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! THERE’S MOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gets better everytime it appears on my dash
This is ADORABLE!!!!
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
I ship this with my life! ❤️❤️❤️
Omg this is CUTE.
My life is complete now
I was literally awwwing my way thru the whole thing :D
I love this with every cell in my body! THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER! AND ALSO I LOVE THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES LIKE EFFJHHDFHJDGJHDH
👀 👀 i’m bringing in the lesbians
OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU BROUGHT THIS BACK AAAAAAAA
I found the blessed post
It’s had additions since I last saw it! 😄
Long post but SO worth it!
Here! I added on! <3
HELLO BEAUTIFUL ARTISTS OF THIS WONDERFUL WEBCOMIC!!! I don’t know if you guys will like this or not?
I hope you do.I have written everything you drew in a story form. Please tell me what you think! I would love to hear from you!
IT’S ON AO3 HOLY CRAP
AWWWW I LOVE THISSS
OMGGGGG I LOVE IT SO MUCH I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THISSS
ok but the 90s were RIGHT about teal purple & pink. they executed that FLAWLESSLY
bisexual flag but make it neon
The notes are full of different gifs from the same x-files episode and I love that for ya’ll