would much like to point out that the people publishing these articles are trying to needle millennials into treating gen z with the same disgusting vitriol we were treated with.
don’t buy it.
our younger brothers and sisters might eat a tide pod and get us blamed for it, but we have more in common with them than we ever had with boomers or gen x.
they are terrified of the things we can do together. remember that.
The Kids are Alright.
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this seems like a worthwhile cause
me: “if i get more male friends i’ll learn more traditionally male mannerisms and pass better!”
me, falling for a cishet guy: “fuck”
I just wanted to draw Zim in the style of today’s Disney and…
Oh my God, this looks TERRIBLE!
If I had to see this, you all do too
why have you done this to us
Today is Boomer Thursday, post some boomer comics.
All of those are funny, though
got a sensible chuckle from each
Not all Boomer comics are about Those Damn Kids and hating your wife. Some Boomers have an actual sense of humor.
after mixing monster with cranberry juice i firmly believe this should be an actual monster flavor
Regular doctors don’t necessarily know much about nutrition/diet either. I started seeing a dietician this year and she was straight up horrified by some of the advice given to me by my doctor.
A tiktok-video of Sarah Williams @/nutritionalsarah - who stands in front of a mirror a phone in her hand.
CC: My thoughts on nutrition trends as a dietetic student/intern.
Starting off big: Keto was created for epileptic children. Carbs are not bad for you; they’re actually the preferred fuel source for the body.
Drinking lemon water in the morning will not boost your metabolism. Taking Apple Cider Vinegar shots in the morning is gross and does nothing for you.
The terminology of „clean eating“ is silly. The only time you should be clean eating is when there is dirt on your food.
1,200 calories is the amount a toddler needs and/or a 98 year old bed-ridden patient. If you have working liver and kidneys, you don’t need to do a detox. All those cleanses do is make you poop yourself.
Consistently eating under your Basal Metabolic Rate will lower your metabolism. Juice cleanses are just…no. Dietary fat does not make you fat. It’s an excess of calories that contribute to adipose tissue.
Sweet potatoes are not healthier that white potatoes. They just both have different micronutrient profiles. Skinny does not automatically equal healthy. Eating after 8pm will not make you fat.
Drink your water, get your sleep, eat your fruits and veggies and forget about the rest.
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She’s right and should say it. Speaking from an entirely different part of this grand conspiracy, a lot of this shit is made up and pushed to sell expensive niche cookbooks to your parents. The amount of books about keto and and “clean eating” i sell to boomers and older Gen X is absurd.
*Is masculine in a feminine way that pisses you off*
*is feminine in a masculine way that makes your brain buffer*
You mean Homosexuality? Thats not clever, youre just gay. You shouldve said entitled in a narcissistic way that makes people cringe at you.
It pissed you off didn’t it
Gender is a performance and we’re aiming to get booed off the stage
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)
After a moment of realization and looking over my blog the things I shouldn’t be allowed near for consumption reasons are: ￼
Metal if any kind
Well add lava to the list
paint is going to the list 🥰🥰
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
me, 15, to my older/taller friends: “HEY BITCH”
every one of them, ever time: “haha little bastard brother”
me, first joining a gc: “ello!”
me, after a month or so: “what’s up FUCKERS”
Actually? Fuck you *un-bams your sara*
I feel like now if I say “I’m going to eat a slim Jim” y’all aren’t gonna know if I’m talking about a meat stick or a piece of metal and I find that very comforting and empowering
I am absolutely certain your comments make my posts 100% better to read
Don’t think so, your posts are already great
all of these posts are a chaotic mess and are honestly a joy to read
I mean you might also be eating a slim man named Jim. Many options
Please stop posting bullshit..
are you new here?