(Please correct me if I’m wrong about any of these!)
- Niki did NOT fight in the L’manburg War for independence. She joined after Jack Manifold did, after the war ended. Her first big war on the server was the Pet War.
(There were no women in L’manburg at the time of Fundy’s birth, after all. Hence the salmon thing)
- Tommy was the one to press the button in the Final Control Room first, not Eret. He was wondering what its function was and pressed it with a carrot.
- Sapnap didn’t kill Spirit. Spirit died to mobs while Sapnap was riding them.
- The leather that Tommy has is not Spirit’s leather. Sapnap accidentally used the wrong piece of leather, the real leather, to craft an item frame for Spirit’s memorial.
- Sam did not join the server in Election era. He was, I believe, the fifth? member to be added to the server, just before Alyssa. He just took a long hiatus and became more active on the server much later.
- Canon deaths are a narrative device, not a game mechanic. Characters might kill each other in an important battle, but if those deaths aren’t consequential to the story and all the character arcs, they aren’t canon. That’s why none of the deaths on Doomsday were canon. The battle was important, but the deaths themselves were not.
- Fundy’s character is canonically older than Tommy and Tubbo, despite being born after them. This is because Fundy functions like a phoenix and gets reborn.
- Fundy’s L’manburg uniform was different from the others because before he officially joined the revolution, he had to make his own suit and used crayons to color it, and he didn’t have the expensive set of crayons with the right colors.
- Fundy was born when Wilbur cut off his toe and it grew. He did not come out of a fish or fish eggs.
- The Camarvan looked like a pile of dirt by the end because the L’manburgians tore it down right after the war with plans to rebuild it, and after a while of not doing it, Tommy and Wilbur decided to rebuild it in the same place it was. They just did so very, very poorly.
- Dream disabled phantoms on the server around the time of the L’manburg War. Techno had membranes in his possession because he did a deal with Tommy, not because he was given them as forbidden items by Drista.
The reason Tommy was the only one on the server with access to membranes is because before Quackity joined the server, he and Quackity did a heist (Quackity in VC) where he went around stealing membranes from every other member, gaining a complete monopoly on the supply. This was part of their Cartel plot.
(There’s pretty much nothing written on the Wiki about the Cartel plotline, which is why this isn’t as well-known)
I KNEW I wasn’t just hallucinating Wilbur saying he reproduced asexually. He cut off his toe, I have said it before and will say it again, Fundy is a toebaby and people need to start acknowledging that, stat
but the idea that wilbur fucked an actual fish is so, so much funnier
Theoretically willbur could have 9 more children
theoretically wilbur could fuck so so many more fish
Are you suggesting that, hypothetically, if wilbur soot actually fucked a fish that he would also be an infidel with other fish?
If I remember correctly, Wilbur actually described some sort of combination between typical salmon mating behaviors and his asexuality, which provided the genealogical diversity that created Fundy’s biological differences- Essentially, female salmon lay a clutch of eggs on the stream floor. A male salmon passes by and fertilizes them by ejecting his *male fluids* on top of the eggs, and if they get fertilized they get fertilized.
What Wilbur would’ve had to do to make this work is somehow have his stem cells be injected into one of Sally’s eggs, whether that’s through blood or bone marrow we don’t know, and have those eggs come to term. Now, it’s a lot easier to do this in one go and have all of the eggs be fertilized because some of those salmon spawn are going to be picked off by predators, some won’t be fertilized, etc. We have loose confirmation through what Wilbur described when he was telling Fundy how he came to be, and therefore I’ve had two theories on how Wilbur would’ve carried out the pregnancy;
Possibility one- Wilbur proceeds to fertilize all the eggs in one go, or a batch of eggs that he’s taken away with him from his dearest Sally. Only one of these eggs survives/comes out non-aquatic, so while Wil could have many a child, he can only properly parent one.
Possibility two- Wilbur only takes one egg from the batch and nurtures it from its spawn stage. Fundy is Wilbur’s only child, and Wilbur took this one egg from the batch because he wanted to assure Sally’s bloodline would continue, as if all the experiments failed then there would be no more mini-Sally’s swimming the earth [Salmon tend to die after they’ve laid their eggs/fertilized eggs. The original Sally has probably been buried somewhere by her husband]. Fundy is the only Child of his father’s.
I have indeed been holding onto these theories for months. Since late October, in fact, and I have actually researched some of these things. I did a project on cloning in seventh grade english using the CRISPR method, so I have a basic understanding of stem cells and what they do.
i’m not even including that fucking tag. i am going to go cry in a corner and pretend that I never saw that tag ever. this didn’t happen. you never said that. goodnight
how else would it work?
c’mon guys, he fucking a fish is so much funnier
What the FUCK are you all talking about
filing the comments under ‘posts that make me consider if religious trauma is worth being rid of this’/pos
All those interesting things and we clung to toes and fish fucking…
Here is grass
Ok so, with the recent surge of mcyttwt members coming to Tumblr I figured I’d make a post explaining a few things that people should know.
First, tumblr and twitter are very different platforms. Here, trending doesn’t work the same way, so don’t try to get really specific phrases trending. MCTY or Dream SMP is usually trending, but don’t try to get something more specific trending because that will clog up the tags and won’t work anyway. Also, here liking posts and reblogging them are very different. Reblogging is what helps spread posts, so that is more appreciated.
Second, use tags. The way tumblr filters things is with tags. Please tag your stuff. The tags you should use for mcyt/dsmp things are either character igns, ‘dream smp’, 'dsmp’, 'mcyt’, and if you’re talking about a group, like sbi, tag them. And to tag tws put something like 'violence tw’ or 'blood tw’ in the tags. That way people can filter them. And if you’re liveblogging tag that too.
In regards to tags, do not use the minecraft tag. The minecraft people here are here for the pretty builds, not for the youtubers. Don’t tag anything with 'minecraft’ 'minecraft youtubers’ or even things like 'philza minecraft’. Please be respectful of others, and don’t make them look at our shit.
Third, we are a very chill platform. We don’t want drama, and it is usually not very tolerated here. Remember that this is not twitter. When someone there drags up 5 year old tweets, do not bring this here. We do not want to look at negativity. If you are one of the people who is affected by a joke or smth, it is fine to make a post saying that you don’t support a creator. But don’t start drama here, since there are a lot of people parts of minorities that just want to exist. Most of our discourse is about the characters and we would like to keep it that way.
Again to do with tags but if you are going to put something that is negative or critical of a character/content creator tag it with “[character] critical”, “negative”, “critical”, “discourse”. If you want to criticize the fandom use “dsmp fandom critical”.
Fourth, I feel like I have to say this but, this is also a very weird platform. Please be aware that if you follow someone because of their posts they might start talking about dilfza or how the egg is a milf. This is normal, we’re a hellsite. We have cursed posts and things that probably shouldn’t see the light of day, so just be careful. This isn’t something that is new, this is normal for us.
Fifth, the ccs aren’t active on this platform, or at least as far as we know. And most of us don’t want them on here. It’s nothing against them right, we just don’t want parasocial relationships. We’re fine with them being hidden on here, and we just go about our day.
Sixth, don’t be upset at people who have different opinions than you. You can just scroll past. Of course, if you reblog and start a polite conversation, that is fine. Just don’t get mad. This should be a given but I feel like I have to say this.
Seventh, do not share your personal information. We don’t have selfie days or anything like that. While we are a chill platform, there are always weird people, and we are generally more careful with this stuff. If you are a minor, I’d put 'minor’ in your description. Most of us don’t show our faces here. It’s a very anonymous platform and we would like to keep it that way.
Eighth, very important but a lot of us have had negative experiances with twitter/mcyttwt. If we don’t trust you at first that is because of that. I’m sure most of you are good people but we’ve seen shit and we are here to avoid twitter. You are welcome of course, but please respect that. (as someone who gets physically sick most of the time on twitter, i am wary of people from there, but you all are mostly good)
Anyway, that’s all I have to say. Please just be respectful to us, don’t start drama, and we should be good. We’re excited to have more people, so I hope you enjoy your time!
my god AU designs! tied to my hcs of the dsmp lore, might write more when i have the brainpower but here’s some info:
Technoblade - God of War and Chaos, descended the earth as a powerful sword
Philza - God of Wind and Freedom, the first god ever born and the oldest
Dream - God of Law and Order, the opposite of Technoblade, but they surprisingly get along (rivals duo amirite)
Ranboo - God of Memory and Worldy Tethers, definitely the most complex one out of the 4
I love how it was like ‘o hey a lot of people are coming here from twitter after the Latest Discourse’ and INSTANTLY all of our bullshit gets spread. Its like a Greatest Hits radio that only plays the worst fucking music like
Ya you can come here but only if u can survive dilfza arguments and the tapeworm post
trying something out, if you will
semi migrating to tumblr from twitter again, let’s see how this works i guess
don’t worry im chill. i assume. the view i have of myself is very limited compared to a third-person point of view
also i draw
It’s so funny to me to see how people that aren’t fans of dream smp react to dream smp content. I just saw a post that was like, “What do you mean there’s plot? They’re YouTubers???” Like. People don’t know that the dream smp is a giant roleplay. They just think we’re really passionate about speedrunning.
Like you say that you’re a fan of dream smp and people are like “oh dream and his stans suck” and it’s like. The dude doesn’t even stream on the server. I am simply here to watch a 17 year old roleplay killing god.
fun fact . this one time i saw a video trying to call out artists who made violent mcyt fanart and when they showed the pictures i was just like m8,,,,, those are scenes from the smp that are literal plot moments like it was so obvious this person had no idea what the dsmp was lmao
IEIEIEIIEJEJEJ WHAT THAT SOUNDS HILARIOUS
the video was pretty tommy-centric so they showed his first death from the button room and him looking not-so-good in exile . ngl if i saw someone drawing a cc looking depressed with injuries with no context as well as being stabbed by another cc i’d be concerned too but omg it was just so funny to me like . the comments were literally just “dude it’s part of the plot” and i feel like i should feel pity but the whole thing was so comical
so does channel point betting exist in canon or
[id: a two-panel comic of philza. in the first panel, he’s in a cave, and has a pickaxe resting over his shoulder, and he looks behind him at hundreds of crows sitting along the cave walls and says “uh-oh, chat, looks like we only got 14 diamonds this trip! blue team pay up!” in the second panel, he holds out his hands as several crows drop coins into them. he smiles and says “that’s right, exactly 1600 points from each of you.” end id]
I personally find it very funny that everyone has these accesible houses and then Phil just has this massive bird house that he just doesn’t want anyone at. Like yes they can find ways, Will passes through the blocks and Tubbo can slowly fly up now, but for the most part Phil really said fuck them kids, leave me alone.
Come watch the Dream SMP, we’ve got:
- british Dave Homestuck with layers upon layers of plot armour and a birthday that aligns with Prince Phillip’s deathday
- Creek shipper with a platonic husband, their adopted zombie son and full control of the server’s nuclear warheads
- (aforementioned husband) half enderman, half angst, all tumblr veteran - he’s the genderman!
- Kisuke Urahara kinnie in deep denial and world’s sluttiest absent father
- anarchist furry in even deeper denial with a ridiculously high kill count whose favourite movie genre is romcom
- the walking embodiment of what happens when a Hamilton stan wants not just liberty, but creative liberty
- Flowey without the redemption arc whose backstory consists of being a quarterback in highschool
- one half of bootleg Team Rocket: bald, british Dr Doofenshmirtz who died, went to hell and crawled back out with the power of spite alone
- other half of bootleg Team Rocket: ex-revolutionary arsonist who dyes her hair as a coping mechanism and also dated a pirate
- possessed demon who won’t let you swear but WILL form an empire
- an actual god who functions as the only member of the working class
- bingus in a Hooters uniform
- an amnesiac timetraveller who’s the subject of an interdimensional tug of war and also a Mr Beast employee
- the result of an IPad kid growing up, getting into politics, dating a dictator, then starting a casino and picking up methodical torture as a hobby
- serial pet killer and avid manga reader who’s engaged to both previously mentioned men
- Lil Nas X
The Dream SMP plotline and character roster is the result of an AI told to analyse all forms of media that came before it and use that information to write it’s own story
this reads like a 2013 powerpoint presentation post
The full little story of blood god vessel Techno and immortal Phil. Recoloured the first panel for consistancy (and laziness)
Everytime Techno reincarnated in the nether as a baby piglin, he always waited for Phil at the same portal.
Phil never failed to pick him up.
(I still havent figured out how to upload photos onto Tumblr and not make it blurry help-)
I know for a FACT that the Dream SMP fandom isn’t caught up with the lore but knowing that the fucking members aren’t either is so fucking funny. Like obviously they’re not, there’s so much goddamn content they couldn’t possibly be caught up but the idea of walking in to a board meeting with scrip writers for a tv show or some shit and half of them just don’t know what’s going on is incredible
how come people always designate techno as the “bad at emotions” one when talking about techno and phil. the second techno trusts someone enough to let them in, he’s fucking ride or die, he’ll profess his love to them three times daily while giving them the equivilant of a fucking royal treasury’s worth of gifts. meanwhile phil’s the living embodiment of this meme