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  • mundcnemuses
    03.01.2020 - 1 mont ago

    you would think after years of being on sue’s team that i would be used to the random calls that she provides on sundays. y’know, the ones where she wants you to come and practice because apparently your back handspring isn’t good enough and unless you show up, she’s going to shoot you out of a canon? yeah. still not used to it. now that i’m home though and i’m able to just relax with an ice bath, i think that we should have a bonfire tonight. just because i’m bored and i need something more than sue to make my sunday better so, around like eight-ish, feel free to come over. i’ll have it set up in the back and food. bring your own booze if you want it, i’ll have some, too. let me know if you’re coming, don’t wanna order more food than is needed.

    #savannah: starter. #~ #savannah. #verse: high school.
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  • SAVANNAH• NURSE • VERSE: NEW YORKSavannah has always been the girl that everyone loves. Not because she’s snobby or gives guys what they probably actually look for in a girl when they only wanna get into her pants because she doesn’t do either of those but because she’s just got that personality to make you love her. She doesn’t expect everyone to but so far, that’s been how it’s gone for her. She’s always out for an adventure and she loves to go out on a limb and try something new, crazy and fun. It’s just how she works. She doesn’t try too hard to make things work in her favor but all she wants to do is just have a good time.She’s very protective of her family, she always has been and she always will be. They mean the world to her and they know that. She tends to lean more towards hiding her little secrets from them because she doesn’t want to hurt them. In her mothers eyes, she’s more outgoing but she doesn’t know about the dark side of her life. She can’t help it. She just wants her mom to keep being proud of her and her sisters, too. She cares and that much is very obvious.Savannah writes. All the time. She wants to be an author one day and it’s her passion. No one really knew that though besides the people that she’s close to. Whenever you saw her walking down the hall though, she had a book in her hand that she wrote in all of the time. She carried it everywhere because if it hit her with a vibe to write, then she was going to stop and do it. She would never be ashamed of that, ever. She just doesn’t want people reading her thoughts. Having dreams is something that she has always done. Though she doesn’t let people in on them that much, she just gives off the vibe that she loves to go out and have fun. Her biggest dreams involved getting out of Lima though. She wanted to get away from the town that brought her down but she didn’t want to get away from the people that she loves. Some people say that the best thing about Savannah is how much she loves her friends. How much she takes care of them. The way that she puts their happiness over her own. She’s selfless. That’s what a lot of people say that is worst thing about her, too. Just because she doesn’t think about herself enough. Only them and sometimes that gets her hurt but she never second guesses it.Now that she’s older, she lives in New York and she went to school for her passion. Being a nurse was everything to her, while writing still plays a big part, that’s something that doesn’t come so easily. So, while she still does it from time to time, she’s busy with her other stuff and that’s how she chooses to keep it. She’s still trying to figure out her love life, and right now it’s rather complicated. Since her relationship with Ryder changed because of her choices, she is currently working on finding herself again.  #savannah: headcanons. #~
    mundcnemuses
    03.01.2020 - 1 mont ago

    SAVANNAH• NURSE • VERSE: NEW YORK

    Savannah has always been the girl that everyone loves. Not because she’s snobby or gives guys what they probably actually look for in a girl when they only wanna get into her pants because she doesn’t do either of those but because she’s just got that personality to make you love her. She doesn’t expect everyone to but so far, that’s been how it’s gone for her. She’s always out for an adventure and she loves to go out on a limb and try something new, crazy and fun. It’s just how she works. She doesn’t try too hard to make things work in her favor but all she wants to do is just have a good time.

    She’s very protective of her family, she always has been and she always will be. They mean the world to her and they know that. She tends to lean more towards hiding her little secrets from them because she doesn’t want to hurt them. In her mothers eyes, she’s more outgoing but she doesn’t know about the dark side of her life. She can’t help it. She just wants her mom to keep being proud of her and her sisters, too. She cares and that much is very obvious.

    Savannah writes. All the time. She wants to be an author one day and it’s her passion. No one really knew that though besides the people that she’s close to. Whenever you saw her walking down the hall though, she had a book in her hand that she wrote in all of the time. She carried it everywhere because if it hit her with a vibe to write, then she was going to stop and do it. She would never be ashamed of that, ever. She just doesn’t want people reading her thoughts.

    Having dreams is something that she has always done. Though she doesn’t let people in on them that much, she just gives off the vibe that she loves to go out and have fun. Her biggest dreams involved getting out of Lima though. She wanted to get away from the town that brought her down but she didn’t want to get away from the people that she loves.

    Some people say that the best thing about Savannah is how much she loves her friends. How much she takes care of them. The way that she puts their happiness over her own. She’s selfless. That’s what a lot of people say that is worst thing about her, too. Just because she doesn’t think about herself enough. Only them and sometimes that gets her hurt but she never second guesses it.

    Now that she’s older, she lives in New York and she went to school for her passion. Being a nurse was everything to her, while writing still plays a big part, that’s something that doesn’t come so easily. So, while she still does it from time to time, she’s busy with her other stuff and that’s how she chooses to keep it. She’s still trying to figure out her love life, and right now it’s rather complicated. Since her relationship with Ryder changed because of her choices, she is currently working on finding herself again. 

    #savannah: headcanons. #~
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  • ISABELLE • BLOGGER• VERSE: NEW YORKTraits: -compulsive, impulsive, ruthless & adaptable, courageous, faithful. TW Fighting, TW wreck Isabelle has fallen in love more than once but the one time that she thought that she was going to get married to the person, they cheated on her with their best friend while at a sleep over at her house. Walking in on it, she swore then she’d never forgive them but also that day she was the rest that her temper got the better of her and she sent her best friend to the hospital. Her parents made her go to therapy and kept the story that they had gotten into a bike wreck but to this day, she knows the truth. Her friend woke up not remembering what happened and still believes to this day that she saved their life. Once they moved away, Isabelle felt like she could breathe again.

People say that Isabelle’s family is a wreck and maybe they are. Her father is the only parent in her life. Her mother walked away a long time ago. It turns out that her father has cheated on her mother though and whenever Isabelle was little, it was questioned if she was even a Pierce at all because her mother was that way then. Isabelle heard word of this and sometimes she wonders if she’s really her fathers child.Isabelle blogs, all the time. She is constantly writing and making use of her webcam and her green screen. She’s an active blogger and almost weekly there’s a new video up on her page. Writing, doing make up tutorials, anything she can get into.
She also binge watches Grey’s Anatomy whenever she gets the chance to. She claims that she is Lexi Grey.
She’s never been afraid to show interest in girls, she has found love for them over and over and she’ll continue to show them just how much she appreciates how beautiful they are.Now that she’s older, she lives in New York. Currently in the place of a life time. She has her own flat, and she mostly blogs for a living. Travels and takes people along with her. She has a lot of sponsors, and she takes pride in the fact that she’s able to do all of the things that she wants. She’s always dreamed of traveling and whenever that option was given to her and she could still manage to pay her bills and so she wouldn’t dare pass it up. As for her love life, Isabelle is single. She dated a few people in between but no one  has ever actually stuck around. Hard to believe that such a gorgeous girl isn’t locked in, isn’t it? She’s also still a virgin. Nothing wrong with that at all, she just hasn’t ever rushed into the idea of hopping into bed with someone who she won’t spend forever with. Not that it won’t possibly change in the future, sooner than later, but it hasn’t happened yet. #isabelle: head canons #~
    mundcnemuses
    03.01.2020 - 1 mont ago

    ISABELLE • BLOGGER• VERSE: NEW YORK

    Traits: -compulsive, impulsive, ruthless & adaptable, courageous, faithful. 

    TW Fighting, TW wreck 

    Isabelle has fallen in love more than once but the one time that she thought that she was going to get married to the person, they cheated on her with their best friend while at a sleep over at her house. Walking in on it, she swore then she’d never forgive them but also that day she was the rest that her temper got the better of her and she sent her best friend to the hospital. Her parents made her go to therapy and kept the story that they had gotten into a bike wreck but to this day, she knows the truth. 

    Her friend woke up not remembering what happened and still believes to this day that she saved their life. Once they moved away, Isabelle felt like she could breathe again. People say that Isabelle’s family is a wreck and maybe they are. Her father is the only parent in her life. Her mother walked away a long time ago. It turns out that her father has cheated on her mother though and whenever Isabelle was little, it was questioned if she was even a Pierce at all because her mother was that way then. Isabelle heard word of this and sometimes she wonders if she’s really her fathers child.

    Isabelle blogs, all the time. She is constantly writing and making use of her webcam and her green screen. She’s an active blogger and almost weekly there’s a new video up on her page. Writing, doing make up tutorials, anything she can get into. She also binge watches Grey’s Anatomy whenever she gets the chance to. She claims that she is Lexi Grey. She’s never been afraid to show interest in girls, she has found love for them over and over and she’ll continue to show them just how much she appreciates how beautiful they are.

    Now that she’s older, she lives in New York. Currently in the place of a life time. She has her own flat, and she mostly blogs for a living. Travels and takes people along with her. She has a lot of sponsors, and she takes pride in the fact that she’s able to do all of the things that she wants. She’s always dreamed of traveling and whenever that option was given to her and she could still manage to pay her bills and so she wouldn’t dare pass it up. 

    As for her love life, Isabelle is single. She dated a few people in between but no one  has ever actually stuck around. Hard to believe that such a gorgeous girl isn’t locked in, isn’t it? She’s also still a virgin. Nothing wrong with that at all, she just hasn’t ever rushed into the idea of hopping into bed with someone who she won’t spend forever with. Not that it won’t possibly change in the future, sooner than later, but it hasn’t happened yet.

    #isabelle: head canons #~
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  • QUINN • MOM OF TWO • VERSE: NEW YORK quinn had a pretty simple life growing up. her parents were together, her family was the perfect example of a family that you would want to have as your own. at least from the outside looking in. the perfect house, cars, animals. all of it. not one beat was missed at all and that was something that those fabray’s took pride in. especially quinn. she would never let anyone at school know that her life was faltering at home. not even a little, because she had an image to obtain and she wouldn’t be the one to break that. reputation meant everything to her. 

no one would have ever expected that judy was pressuring her daughter harder than ever to be nothing less than perfect. she always wanted her to stay in shape. keep everything tight, including her cheerio’s uniform and the high pony that she had pulled in a perfect curl. she had to be head cheerleader, and in order to do that, she had to be perfect. she couldn’t go back down the path that was lucy. she refused to go back into that, and her father paid for the whole change, so he surely wouldn’t let her go back down that one either. after she lost all of that weight in fat camp, got that nose job and made she that she looked completely difference with a hair color change, she was more than happy with her appearance. changing her name from lucy was the final stamp of approval and she was officially quinn fabray.  with every guy chasing her in school, she knew that she could have any of them, but finn was the one that she wanted. he was the quarterback, and he was the one that could make her prom queen. whenever she finally had him, everything in her life was falling into place and she knew that her mom would be proud. to be honest, she didn’t think that she would ever get to the point that she did. that was until sue made her feel like she was fat,  taking her right back to her lucy days and she made a simple choice that lead to her whole life turning around. she was a virgin until that night. a wine cooler later and she’d manager to get underneath puck without a second thought of her boyfriend who was his best friend. talk about messy. after that night, it seemed like something changed between the two of them, and whenever she found out she was pregnant, it definitely did. puck wanted to keep the baby, quinn didn’t. she couldn’t handle being a mom, not at her age.

whenever she finally told puck that they could keep her, she was prepared to tell her parents. whenever she did, they kicked her out faster than they blinked their eyes over at the blonde. that was whenever she moved in with mercedes, and thankfully so because she needed all of the help that she could get. she knew that she could stay with anyone, and maybe even puck but her first thought was mercedes. at least if anyone asked, that was where she was. 

after having beth,  life changed drastically. her mom invited her back home the night her water broke, after hearing about her father and quinn didn’t want to tell her no. truth be told, she wanted her mom with her to walk her through all of it. the night went fast, and one minute she was holding puck’s hand and screaming and the next, she had a beautiful baby girl in her arms that absolutely changed her world. she could see all of the good from her and puck put into one amazing baby girl. that was all that she had ever wanted from life in that moment.getting through high school was a new job to handle, between being a mom and trying to get her body back in shape, pass her classes and be on the cheerios, it was a new level of hard but with the help of puck, she knew that they could do it. together they could be a family and make this life work. even with everything going on, they managed to co-parent and doing it pretty well. 

quinn is currently working and with that work, comes travel. she hates being away so much but there’s only so much she can do. thankfully her and puck have as much of a system worked out as possible. one thing that she can say is how thankful she is that she has him. she couldn’t do the parenting without him and she hopes that he knows just how much he really means to her in every way possible. #quinn: biography. #~
    mundcnemuses
    03.01.2020 - 1 mont ago

    QUINN • MOM OF TWO • VERSE: NEW YORK

     quinn had a pretty simple life growing up. her parents were together, her family was the perfect example of a family that you would want to have as your own. at least from the outside looking in. the perfect house, cars, animals. all of it. not one beat was missed at all and that was something that those fabray’s took pride in. especially quinn. she would never let anyone at school know that her life was faltering at home. not even a little, because she had an image to obtain and she wouldn’t be the one to break that. reputation meant everything to her. no one would have ever expected that judy was pressuring her daughter harder than ever to be nothing less than perfect. 

    she always wanted her to stay in shape. keep everything tight, including her cheerio’s uniform and the high pony that she had pulled in a perfect curl. she had to be head cheerleader, and in order to do that, she had to be perfect. she couldn’t go back down the path that was lucy. she refused to go back into that, and her father paid for the whole change, so he surely wouldn’t let her go back down that one either. after she lost all of that weight in fat camp, got that nose job and made she that she looked completely difference with a hair color change, she was more than happy with her appearance. changing her name from lucy was the final stamp of approval and she was officially quinn fabray.  

    with every guy chasing her in school, she knew that she could have any of them, but finn was the one that she wanted. he was the quarterback, and he was the one that could make her prom queen. whenever she finally had him, everything in her life was falling into place and she knew that her mom would be proud. to be honest, she didn’t think that she would ever get to the point that she did. that was until sue made her feel like she was fat,  taking her right back to her lucy days and she made a simple choice that lead to her whole life turning around. she was a virgin until that night. a wine cooler later and she’d manager to get underneath puck without a second thought of her boyfriend who was his best friend. talk about messy. 

    after that night, it seemed like something changed between the two of them, and whenever she found out she was pregnant, it definitely did. puck wanted to keep the baby, quinn didn’t. she couldn’t handle being a mom, not at her age. whenever she finally told puck that they could keep her, she was prepared to tell her parents. whenever she did, they kicked her out faster than they blinked their eyes over at the blonde. that was whenever she moved in with mercedes, and thankfully so because she needed all of the help that she could get. she knew that she could stay with anyone, and maybe even puck but her first thought was mercedes. 

    at least if anyone asked, that was where she was. after having beth,  life changed drastically. her mom invited her back home the night her water broke, after hearing about her father and quinn didn’t want to tell her no. truth be told, she wanted her mom with her to walk her through all of it. the night went fast, and one minute she was holding puck’s hand and screaming and the next, she had a beautiful baby girl in her arms that absolutely changed her world. she could see all of the good from her and puck put into one amazing baby girl. that was all that she had ever wanted from life in that moment.

    getting through high school was a new job to handle, between being a mom and trying to get her body back in shape, pass her classes and be on the cheerios, it was a new level of hard but with the help of puck, she knew that they could do it. together they could be a family and make this life work. even with everything going on, they managed to co-parent and doing it pretty well. quinn is currently working and with that work, comes travel. she hates being away so much but there’s only so much she can do. thankfully her and puck have as much of a system worked out as possible. one thing that she can say is how thankful she is that she has him. she couldn’t do the parenting without him and she hopes that he knows just how much he really means to her in every way possible.

    #quinn: biography. #~
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  • mundcnemuses
    01.11.2020 - 4 monts ago

    ”I know money doesn’t grow on trees. That’s why I’m asking you.” – @bustedchoir​

    landon listened as alec spoke and he chuckled to himself. he didn’t understand why his best friend couldn’t just admit that he totally needed him in that moment and if he didn’t have him, he could be doing something much different for money and to get his girlfriend, or whatever kennedy was to him, dinner and whatever else that they wanted to do. he couldn’t make him see that though. what started as the smallest question for money turned into something that was more serious. landon wasn’t made of money, but his family was very wealthy. he just liked to feel like he knew he was needed from time to time but sometimes that was asking for too much and for whatever reason, today he was feeling it.

    “i know that, all that i’m saying is that whenever someone wants to help you, you should never take them for granted because they don’t have to do it. it’s out of the kindness of their heart that they do. meaning me. i would do anything to see that you’re happy, so while my crappy family says you are taking advantage of me, i know you aren’t. i’ll defend you until i’m blue in the face. i’m just saying instead of busting in the door and being like ‘yo landon, can i borrow this?’ maybe be like in private. my dad has been drilling me all night and for god knows what.”

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    a sigh fell from his lips and he pulled out his card. it was the one that he actually had for alec, on purpose. so whenever he asked, he could give it to him. it was to his own side account that he’d set up and he’d slowly slip money over whenever he was given it. at the moment there had to be at least five hundred and he just wanted to make sure that his best friend was taken care of. no matter what. if he needed it, he could have it. finally giving it to him, he smiled a little and pushed his wallet back into the side table. 

    “there’s $500 in there that i’ve saved for you. don’t spend it all in one place and do not do something that you’ll regret and then when you need more it isn’t there. i keep this saved up just in case you need something, i’ll have it for you to use. see it as an emergency backup for you. cool?” he asked and nudged him gently. “might i suggest you take her to that new fancy place downtown? maybe even wear a nice button up and jeans so if you’re dressing to impress, you’ll be ready. wanna borrow something so you don’t have to go home?”

    #answered meme. #c: landon. #meme: alec. #~#1
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  • mundcnemuses
    26.10.2020 - 4 monts ago

    “You look terrified. Please smile before someone thinks I threatened you.” – @bustedchoir​

    rachel wasn’t sure how she was feeling in that moment. finn was actually showing her attention and she wasn’t sure because he and quinn weren’t quite working in that moment or what was happening but she wasn’t one to complain. the only thing was that she was having trouble processing that he wanted to give them a chance again and she didn’t understand why. not because she wasn’t amazing - she obviously knew that - but why would he go from quinn to her? he made it clear she was the one he didn’t want to be with.

    that was why whenever jesse showed up - she wasn’t against the idea of him. he was musically inclined and brilliant with dancing as well. finn wasn’t that great at singing and he had two left feet but that wasn’t the point. she just knew that he made her happy, so why whenever she wanted to move on did finn have to come back and make it complicated again? whenever he spoke, she shook her head quickly out of her thoughts and looked up at the taller of the two with a half smile just to match his request that he’d had for her. 

    “sorry, i wasn’t trying to ignore you or anything. i’m just having a hard time understanding what you’re going on about because i highly doubt that jesse would do anything to hurt anyone. maybe not anyone but at least me. he isn’t struggling in the department whenever it comes to being with someone. he’s simply brilliant and that’s all that matters. he will help us win and he wants to be with me because he thinks i’m amazing. i don’t see him rushing off to be with quinn either. good thing, i suppose.”

    she shook her head again and ran her fingers through her hair, pulling it to the side of her head and over her shoulder. “jesse is fine, and if that’s a problem for you then you can leave glee club. because he isn’t.” she finished. making her way into the choir room and sat down in the front, right where she belonged and her boyfriend sitting beside her while she sat proudly in her place. she watched finn walk in and she couldn’t help but feel her heart strings being pulled at but she just didn’t let her form break. she couldn’t let him see that she wanted to be with him. after everything, she did miss him but she couldn’t and wouldn’t let him know that.

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    #answered meme. #c: rachel. #meme: finn. #~#1
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  • mundcnemuses
    25.10.2020 - 4 monts ago
    some days are for sass - meme

    kunnskat :

    [ Source: (x) (x) ]

    “A relationship is built for two. Obviously, you don’t know how to count.”
    “Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.”
    “And you pointing out the obvious is what, helpful?”
    ”Breaking news just in: you’re an asshole!”
    “Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.”
    “Did someone binge on bitch flakes this morning?”
    ”Do you ever get off Facebook long enough to live the life you keep bragging about?”
    ”Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.”
    ”Everyone has a right to an opinion, and I have a right not to listen to it.”
    ”Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.”
    “Everything’s better when you don’t give a shit.”
    “First of all, take a moment to realize who the fuck you’re talking to.”
    ”Go away, I’m too sober to deal with you.”
    ”Hey, I found your nose, it’s in my business again!”
    “Holding in all this sarcasm physically hurts.”
    ”How do I block you in real life?”
    ”I’m an acquired taste. Don’t like me, acquire some taste.”
    ”I’m going to need you to turn down your psycho for just a bit.”
    ”I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.”
    “I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.”
    “I’m sorry. And by ‘sorry’, I mean get over it.” 
    “I’m sorry, did you say something? I’m afraid I automatically tune out bullshit.”
    ”I’m sorry, was it my job to fill your life with joy today?”
    ”I’m sorry I suck at empathizing with your first world problems.”
    ”I’m sorry we fought. I hate it when you’re wrong.”
    “I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.”
    ”I call bullshit!”
    ”I can always count on you to relentlessly point out the negative.”
    “I can only please one person per day and today I chose me!”
    ”I did not mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.”
    ”I didn’t mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute.”
    ”I didn’t realize you were the expert on my life and how I should live it.”
    ”I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.”
    ”I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence. My bad.”
    “I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.”
    ”I finally got the last knife of the set you’ve been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I re-gift.”
    ”I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.”
    ”I have met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus!”
    ”I hope that bus you threw me under swerves and hits you on the sidewalk.”
    “I know, I know, I stood up for myself, I’m such a bitch.”
    ”I know money doesn’t grow on trees. That’s why I’m asking you.”
    ”I love hearing you show off.”
    ”I love the sound you make when you shut up.”
    ”I no longer do things that make me want to kill myself.”
    ”I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person!”
    ”I see you brought your extra large spoon to stir up trouble.”
    ”I would like to apologize to anyone I haven’t offended. I am sure I will get to you shortly.”
    ”I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.”
    “If everywhere you go there’s a problem… Guess what?”
    ”If I were meant to be controlled I’d come with a remote.”
    “If you’re going to be two-faced, at least try to make one of them pretty.”
    ”If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s gonna be a while.”
    ”In order for you to insult me I would have to value your opinion. Nice try though.”
    ”Is there an app I can download to make you go away?”
    ”Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?”
    ”Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?”
    ”It’s called originality, you should try it sometime.”
    ”It’s impressive that you’re flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and head up your ass at the same time.”
    “No, you’re right, let’s do it the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you.”
    “No need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time.”
    “No really, it’s adorable when you blame everyone but yourself.” 
    “Oh, are you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.”
    “Oh, I’m sorry, did my back ruin your knife?”
    ”Oh, I heard you. I just don’t care.”
    ”Oops, I forgot I only exist when you want something.”
    “Please be patient, I’m fucking things up as fast as I can.” 
    “Please cancel my subscription to your issues.” 
    ”Rather than us agreeing to disagree why don’t you just be quiet.”
    ”Really, you know what that sounds like? Not my problem!”
    ”Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.”
    ”Rumors have taught me many a things about myself.”
    ”So what you’re saying is you don’t like me treating you the way you treat me. How interesting.”
    ”Some people find fault like there is a reward for it.”
    “Sometimes, even I’m surprised by the shit that comes out of this mouth.”
    ”Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.”
    ”Thanks, but I function better without unsolicited advice.”
    ”Thanks for reminding me why I don’t feel guilty that I can’t stand you.”
    ”Thanks for trying so hard to be just like me. I wouldn’t want to be you, either.”
    ”Thanks for your complaint. I will file it right between ‘don’t give a flying f*ck’, and ‘sucks to be you’.”
    ”Thanks for your two cents, but your thoughts just aren’t worth a penny.”
    ”The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.”
    ”There is not a sponge in the world that can rival your self-absorption.”
    ”Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.”
    ”Unless you’re a pregnancy test, take your negativity elsewhere.”
    “Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.”
    ”Wait, come back. You forgot your bullshit.”
    ”Well, aren’t you just a shiny little hypocrite polished in bullshit!”
    ”What’s that? You heard a bunch of shit about me from someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true!”
    ”What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.”
    ”What I like best about our relationship is how you’re no longer in it.”
    “WHAT part of NO don’t you understand?”
    “When I think about you, I touch myself. …And by that, I mean rub my temples, because you give me a fucking migraine.”
    ”When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there in case it needs help.”
    “Where’s your off button?”
    “While you’re talking about me behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.”
    ”Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?”
    ”Would you like some cheese with that whine?”
    ”Wow, I bet you even fart glitter.”
    ”Yes, of course I have time to listen to you complain about all the stupid shit I can neither help you with or do anything about.”
    ”You call it talking back. I call it explaining.”
    “You DO realize one day I’ll snap, right?”
    ”You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll pencil in some time to cry about it later.”
    “You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to ignore it.”
    ”You may die of constipation because you’re so full of shit!”
    “You reek of drama and a migraine, please get away from me.”
    ”You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one.”
    ”You should use glue stick instead of Chap Stick.”
    ”You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.”
    “Your inappropriateness knows no boundaries.“
    ”Your only purpose in life is as an organ donor.”

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