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i cant believe mori and taynea re btoh fucking uselesse in battle
they are the kind of ppl where one person jumps off a ledge and dies and the other follows right after. instead of learning from the first person’s mistake.
they are lemmings
WARPING TIME and Stealth are porb moris two favs bc he would use them to pull off his pranks. hell drink someones drink at a bar or give someone a wedgie. moris awful. for tactical reasons? ummm mori would let tayne do the fightingbc mori is weak as fuck. stealth to hide and leave tayne behind
☣ he’s not a good nightmare court WHICH IS BAD FOR HIM IN HIS EYES. hes betraying them by removing himself from them. he’s VERY GULLIBLE. if you told him santa is real then he would beleive you. ANYONE CAN TRICK HIM INTO DOING SOMETHING. a skritt can easily fool him into doing labor bc rhoden will fall for it.
❄ Humid wet weather. Feels Good on the leaves. But he loooves the rain and when its cloudy. *brooding*
🌀 yes he’s afraid of the pale tree. even tho shes an enemy, hes afraid she has liek super powers like jesus or god and will smite him. he thinks shes an all mighty life form. also feel like she reads minds and knows every sins hes committed. the min he meets her hes like IM SORRY I TOUCHED MYSELF TWO DAYS AGO I WAS FULL OF LUST. DON’T BANISH ME TO HELL!!
🍸 celebrating???? celebrate what??? hes so bad at celebrating or throwing a social event. he would drink a lot of punch until he needs to pee and hide in hte bathroom. he’d get drunk then yell orders at people and everyone arguing with him that this is a party and he needs to chill. he wakes up the next day in the chips bowl with his dick in the cake.
if anniversary, its the same thing but his yelling is towards areseph and him gifting roses, telling areseph that its nightmare court babies.
⛵ taros fav place in kryta is lionsarch bc its shiny and new and the center point for travelling. he hates it durign festivals though. he hates fireworks and screaming asuras
👹 - (For necros) What was the first thing they tried to reanimate?
🔪 - (For thieves) Do they use their skills for crime? If so, how did they get into the criminal lifestyle?
🎭 - (For mesmers) What’s their favorite way to use their glamours?
⚙ - (For engies) What was the first thing they ever built?
🏥 - (For guardians/warriors) Who taught them their skill in the art of combat?
🎯 - (For rangers) Who is their favorite pet companion?
🔥 - (For elementalist) What is their favorite/go to attunement, and why?
⚘ - Do they have any family heirlooms/items of sentimental value?
☘ - Do they have any lucky charms/items of significance?
⛵ - Where is their favorite place to travel in Kryta?
🎨 - Are they artistically inclined?
♬ - Is there any instruments your character can/wants to learn to play?
👊 - Describe their fighting style!
⚔ - Is there a significance to the weapons they wield? Do they have names?
❤ - Does your character have a significant other/lover?
💔 - Have they suffered major heartbreak?
💪 - What is the source of their personal strength?
☣ - What are some of your characters bad habits/negative atributes?
🎲 - Do they have any vices that they can’t live without?
☠ - How do they feel when they have to take someone’s life?
♛ - Are they supportive/opposed to Queen Jenna’s rule? Why/why not?
🌱 - What are their feelings towards other the other races?
✇ - Do they have many fond childhood memories? Name a few.
🌠 - A falling star twinkles in the sky. What do they wish for?
👻 - Your character has died and returned as a ghost. Who/where do they haunt?
❄ - What kind of weather do they prefer, and why?
🌀 - Do they have any fears/phobias?
🎁 - What kind of gift would make them the happiest?
🍸 - How would they celebrate a major event? (birthday, anniversary, etc)
volaank
He’s a proud durmand priory warrior. He’s pretty serious, doesn’t oppose having fun but its hard for him to let loose bc hes so used to working. He feels he can never be off duty. Doesnt get the whole scholarly outlook the priory has, not big into books but he likes how they run things. kinda detached from charr culture.
daddy
hes just an older man who ls young at heart. he isnt rowdy or party hard but a very social person. He not worried about finding The One, beleives destiny will take him where he needs to go. very aloof.
dennis
shy big guy. he idolizes all his siblings. POSSIBLY THE YOUNGEST??? he choseto do elemental magic(specializies in water) bc its pretty :3. he wants to be a supportive ele. since water is like?? heaing and shit?? yeah. its hard for him to break outta this shell tho.
Gaia
lovely norn lady who loves to summon dead shit. she has no want to settle with a man bc they arent worth her time. shes very flirty but not liek sexy flirty?? gives people tons of compliments and very encouraging in passions. she has a love for poetry and gardening. her ideal world is at the grove but doesnt hate hoelbrek. its home.
saeyor
a necromancer who is TRYING to study bringing things to life more permnantly. hes a very cheery guy but also gets distracted VERY easily. he isnt aware of his surroundings and will not notice advances if he isnt giving that person his 100% attention. hes usually so buried in his work. hes a big nerd and will talk nonstop about necromancy.
Kroxa
evil inquest girl. she doesnt agree with all of how the inquest does shit so shes trying to move up in ranks and over take it. shes NOT power hungry, just wants to be boss and make some changes. very stubborn and very competitive. while she is inquest shes not against other asuras. shes determined to make changes in her culture. shes a genius and she knows it.
Sparris
he’s related to volaank!! hes very Typical Charr. but since he has no current warband hes at a lose. hes courageous, strong willed, a natural leader. Holds honor to a high degree. He cuts loose more than volaank does at least. he isnt all work no play. however he feels hes got no goal and that bums him out. really needs to join something (probably vigil)
Inquisitor as a Companion
[Image of Inquisitor here (art or screencaps)]
Inquisitor’s Name: Patrice
Alternate Name?: ???Grey Warden Recruiter
Race, Class, & Specialization: GREY WARDEN?? ROGUE??????? ASSASSIN??
Varric’s Nickname for them: gramps
Default Tarot Card: hhh? JUSTICE???????????
How they are recruited: shit what did we say??
if you side with templars you get patrice in the grey warden mission at western approach or something. he comes with noah as just an extra at skyhold
Where they are in Skyhold: IDFK??? OUTSIDE NEAR THE BATTLEMENTS? or by the bar/tavern probably
Things they Generally Approve of: templar talk, mage talk, supporting grey wardens, peaceful resolve to things, SAVING people and giving them second chances
Things they Generally Disapprove of: political talk, blood magic is a touchy subject, unnecessary meaness or killing, talking shit about mages in general…talking shit about noah
Mages, Templars, Other?: he sees strength in both. he believes templars are needed to keep out of control blood mages at bay but also realizes that there are mages who are being unjustly opressed. he would be “”“for templars”“”“ in that they are NEEDED but doesnt agree with all their views. (hes still pro mage)
Friends in the Inquisition: (which canon characters are they close with?) god
he def is good friends with cullen but gets along with anyone??? is friendliest towards blackwall, "another grey warden”, he prob doesnt get much from solas, viviene or sera. esp solas..
THE ONLY CANON CHARS I CAN SEE HIM HAVING an actual friendship?? cullen, cassandra, inquisitor. maybe a friendly admiration to dorian.
Romanceable?: IVE BEEN THINKING THIS before??? IM NOT SURE.. maybe a super special condition, male mage possibly.
my other idea is NO. NOT AT ALL. you can flirt with him as much as you want but the romance will never advance any further than just flirting.
its like with vivienne only you can continously hit on him but nothing gets established.
Small side mission: help recruit people for grey wardens. there would be like 2 in every level so its like that memories of a grey warden type of deal.
esp after the whole shit that happens with the grey wardens summoning a demon army, they need new members and PATRICE IS A GREY WARDEN RECRUITER
Companion quest: (IF PATRICE IS CHOSEN) things get rocky between noah and patrice!! the mission is to help patrice muster the courage and fix things. this can have you either gaining or losing alliance with some grey wardens. breaking them up woud deteriorate the future of grey wardens AND you end up losing one of them. (possibly losing noah?? since it didnt get patched up. patrice will probably give up being a warden?? has a future in store for templar??? grey warden recruiter to templar recruiter??
and worst of all cullen and patrice become a ship UGH
What about nature do they find calming? What about nature do they find disagreeable?
Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them.
Describe a way to make them uneasy or apprehensive.
Describe a way to make them uneasy or apprehensive.
falco likes attention on him a lot and likes getting people pumped or just spark an interest. if the person is completely uninterested/overlooking him then he gets pissy.
this is why him and bernt are a good couple bc
bernt does exactly that
okay no the real answer is if falco doesnt have a regular pre-race poop or doesnt get into the rthymn of racing. LIEK DOESNT GIVE IT HIS ALL? he gets really worry. WORRY FOR HIS TEAM worried aobut his performance. hes not confident biker anymore
On a sleepless night, what would they be found doing?
jerking off furiously to taylan no doubt aobut that or harass him for nudes or even as bernt or falco for some bc konrads remedy for bad sleep is jerking off til his dick drop
i saw these in a post but i didnt want to reblog it and some of them were “uh” so im posting it here
In Depth Headcanon Prompts; Set 1
- ☯ :Do they believe for every darkness there is a lightness? If not, why?
- ♥ :Name one thing about the way their emotions work that they despise.
- ☆ :Would they ever wish upon a falling star? If so, what would they wish?
- ☁ :Describe how they would spend a stormy, overcast/rainy day.
- ☂ :Storms or clear skies?
- εжз :What about nature do they find calming? What about nature do they find disagreeable?
- ☎ :List three or more people they would call out for during an emergency.
- ☛ :What is their typical response to being given orders?
- ❤ :Describe a physical action that shows complete trust.
- ❥ :Describe a verbal way they would express complete trust.
- ✗ :Explain how they portray feelings of hostility or dislike.
- ⊗ :What is something that causes them to question themselves?
- ☾ :On a sleepless night, what would they be found doing?
- ☤ :Is there anything about their health they are continuously on edge about? Something they disregard?
- ✓ :Name at least two people who can trust them with their life.
- ❣:Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them.
- ✖ :Describe a way to make them uneasy or apprehensive.
- ♆ :Are they prone to violent outbursts or thoughts?
- ✏ :What are their creative outlets?
- ✉ :Do they tend to rely on words or actions more?
- ♡ :Is there a certain scent that brings about nostalgia? If so, describe a memory this scent brings back.
- ۞:Are there any inner demons they can never seem to get rid of? What are they?
his powers
hes just a janitor. he doesnt hone his skill for super hero stuff unless he was asked.. i guess hes on reserve. he only applied to janitor bc he has no expierience but since hes got powers.. gonna put them to use. hes very easy going and digs seeing all the cool heroes around the building. his sexuality is a big “i dont care” HES SOOOOO CAREFREE about it. he hits on both women and men, others, OTHER SPECIES, it does not MATTER he will compliment and flirt with all. hes prob even HIT IT with some. smooth talk his way in a threesome with two alien chicks and one human dude. HES THE FUCKIN JANITOR gots the latest scoop on gossip and knows whats up.
this jabroni
DMANIT NO I WAS GOING TO SEND SOEMTHNIG WITH YOUR ASK AND IN PRIVATE
they dont like teletubbies either but can excuse it
leaves negative reviews on imdb. do not let your kids watch boobah
they think boobah is some how an offensive show targeted at their species even tho its not
so help you god if they catch you watching boobah
yzol is an alien fucker. you can use whatever pronouns you want for this alien they dont care. they smell throughttheir antennas. THEY HAVE EYES you cant see it v well tho bc of their weird jelly head flap. its liek lisa frank leagues of colours. weird pink tint even though they are blue? bsically a fuck you to u know who :)
powers include
so theyed be invertebrae IF THEY DIDNT HAVE A SPINE its weird. its like not a real spine just fluid in a slinky. gross.
about Y'ZOL THEMSELVES
y'zol loves 80’s punk rock and metal. they sometimes jerk off with soudn stimulation bc their ears are weird. what are their ears? idk???????
if a song has a nice tempo or beat it actualyl can turn them on. this isnt a super power. just saying if you blast a song with high bass, say liek dubstep, they might get In The Mood.
y'zol has live on earth for like 20 something years but theyve been alive for like?? 50?? their species live THE VERY LEAST 200 YEARS OLD but could be anywhere to 300-450. THEY REACH ADULTHOOD LIKE AT AGE OF 40 weird. also babies born pink and fade to blue. a really blue alien would mean THEY ARE OLD.
OKAY PERSONALITY WOW um??? FRIENDLY!! excited and welcoming to earth customs. learned so much and went to many concerts as a form of orgy. wow. okay no they have their boner under control. THEY REALLY enjoy reading and watching movies based on books. lotr/harry potter is like up there as favs. enjoys bbc sherlock. probably written fanfiction for it too.
they like working with human kids a lot. esp kids who have a touh time communicating for WHATEVER reason. they would actuallty love to be a teacher for preschool or something. yknow if aliens coudl teach??? works on getting a degree while being a hero. they arent stranded on earth just wanted to move there. THEY JUST WANT
KIDS
TO FEEL HAPPY AND SAFE and create a comfy environment for them. they are donig thsi for the kids!!!!!!!
kids love touching their weird jelly head and their antennas
THIS ALIEN. ill give them clothes so i tdoesnt matter
ILL FIND tHEMA NAME TOO
its Y'zol
OH WAIT I HAVE SPARE ALIEN DEIGNS I WOULD LOVE TO USE FOR AN ACTUAL PURPOSE hell wear a plug suit so i dont have to deal with lil details/shit doesnt matter
here me out on this
what if i had a char whos power is to make toilets overflow
so if someone was using hte toilet liek isntantly he would make the toilet overflow
gay hell
oHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN BRIGHTEST DAY AND DARKEST NIGHT IM GOING TO PUNCH YOUR SHITTY ASS
GREEN LANTERNS LIGHT!!
THATS MY OATH!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SOOO CUTEE OMG…… A KISS FROM KISTOLE!!!!!!
WTF YOU DREW THIS MUSTARD SMURF DISASTER SO CUTE!!!!!!!!! I LVOE HIS HAIR AND THE POSE AND FUCK!!!!!!!! HIS HAND TOO!!!!!! ARGHH I LOVE THE MUTED COLOURS LIKE THE RELISH COLOUR SCHEME!!! I MEAN IT ITS GOOD!!! AND WORKS OUT I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
THE FUCK YOU DREW MY KETCHUP LANTERN SO GHOT WTF >:( >:( <>:( >:3
:3
:DOGE:
GOD THIS WHOLE POSE AND SHIT
SO ADORABLE
IM AN INFLAMMED ANUS AND IM PUCKERING AT THIS SIGHT IM GOING TO SPILL BLOOD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR FACE FOR THIS BULLSHIT WHATH TE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OPEN YOUR MOUTH BC DADDYS GONNA FEED YA!!!!!!! FUCK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUR ASS!!!!!!! FUCK YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE BOTH THESE LOSERS DIE AND GE REINCARNATED IN A MCDONALDS!!!!!!!
WILL NEVER THINK OF MUSTARD AND KETCHUP THE SAME. OTP AT ITS FINEST
FUCK YOU
THANK YOU
yes
ok prob kinda badly bc when he gets into a relationship he likes to spoil his partner and is kinda clingy. he realyl enjoys the company of people and does not like beign alone so if he had broke it off with someone (more like someone broke up with him) hed desperately try to find someone else or cling to someone. HES REALLY ANNOYING AND SUFFOCATING SOMETIMES. relationship wise hed be even clingier than before, unless that person straight up tells him to back off; hed respect that (and die inside) HES A BIG KITTY DD WHO JUST LIKES TO SNUUGGLE and is super affectionate. he DOESNT LIKE TO SLEEP ALONE. and hes not good at letting people go for a LONG TIME until he finds someone else. DUDE NEEDS TO CHILL OUT
guild wars rpg mode go:
charr or norn!! def a guardian! or mesmer. AND FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES ID SAY HE ALIGNS WITH THE VIGIL. hed have his own warband and everything.
koopa can deal with fine bc he sees people as expendable. hes pretty against making friends in the first place and if they reached their limit of usefulness then theres no point keeping them around. hes naturally a loner so him being alone again wont be so hard. BUT ITS NOT TO SAY HE WOULDNT MISS COMPANY esp if hes adjusted to a lifestyle where there was always someone to talk to or watch his back, to suddenly have that taken away WILL BE REALLY AHRD AT FIRST and he will miss having someone. ANYONE maybe even be more friendly than hed normally be bc hes out of touch with someone. HES GOTTEN A TASTE OF SEMI TRUSTING SOMEONE and it was ACTUALLY NICE WOW sucks 2 not have it anymore. hes tough boy, hell manage.
MOSTLY GUT OR INSTICT WHICH FOR CITRUM THATS FUCKNIG HORRIBLE!!!!!!!! BC HIS INSTICTS ARE always to be lazy as possible or do no favours unless you get something out of it!! citrum does have a good heart somewhere in his apathetic life styles ITLL COME UP SOMETIMES… HES DOESNT TOTALLY LIKE BEING A DICK hes not koopa!!! BUT IF THERES NO MONEY INVOLVED then citrum will make a lazy decision. HE WILL LOOK AT THINGS AT FACE VALUE not extensively see the logistics of anything. its all nerd stuff and he is not a nerd -citrum on everything.
whos mori
TAYNES REALYL THE ONLY PERSON MORIS EVER been comfortable getting close with. IT WAS VERY HARD bc it makes him SO UNCOMFY when anyone tries to get close. including tayne but that died down when he knew he coudl trust tayne. hes a little bit more open to getting to know people esp if they already know tayne but mori is still very NOOOO GO AWAY. even if its lil things like sitting next to him mori gets realyl nervous. his first reaction is TO BE MEAN TO THEM. this is why when he plays pranks he makes clones or illusions do it bc hes 2 afraid. always arms length. unless your taynes ass
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