I don’t know that I’ve ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.
Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!
Jon Kent and Billy Batson make a game out of hanging out in the Batcave to see how long it takes for Bruce to realize that they are Not His Children. They’re currently at a month with no sign yet.
He’s been feeding them and checking their homework for like a week when they decide to see how far they can push it. They start bringing in Billy’s foster siblings, most of Young Justice, and even Irey and Jai West and Bruce just mumbles, “go to sleep it’s a school night” at like noon and starts typing gibberish in his R&D reports
Garfield Logan manages to stay in the cave for four hours before Bruce suddenly starts, stares at him for an uncomfortably long time, and then goes, “I don’t remember adopting a green one…”
Garfield, panicking over getting caught, is just like “uhhh it was last weekend? There was this thing with the Riddler…” and Bruce just goes “huh” and turns back to his quintuple espresso and Killer Moth casefiles
He’s on the Watchtower and distractedly tells Hal Jordan not to be late for school. Hal is mortally offended by what he perceives to be a sarcastic insult until Billy pulls him aside and goes “no he didn’t mean it he hasn’t slept in twelve days and he thinks you’re one of his kids”
Actually, you know what? Hal instinctively says yes sir and turns to leave before remembering that he’s an adult
Bruce’s “exhausted dad” voice works on everyone from his colleagues to eldritch Titans from before time was time. The one thing in the Multiverse that it DOESNT work on is his actual kids.
If someone came up to me today and said “tumblr user keanurevees if you could have one wish come true what would it be” I would put master shifu from kung fu panda into the star wars prequels. He would take one look at anakin and roundhouse kick him so hard that the dark side would visibly fly out of his body and into a different dimension. Him and obi wan would play rock paper scissors during council meetings and piss off mace windu. Every day he would challenge yoda to a duel because there can only be one raccoon in the jedi temple. Palpatine wouldn’t even get past the phantom menace. No one is immune to the wuxi finger hold
After thorough scientific analysis, here are my findings.
This has gained a lot in popularity, and one of the things that has been bought to my attention is that my analysis is incomplete. So here you go:
I love how this meme has essentially been peer-reviewed and resubmitted with additional data
Big warm hat Erasure
tag yourself I’m
I just love the entire “big” horizontal
I kept hearing people mention “suicide squad” and tuning it out because I only remembered there being a bad movie everyone bashed but you mean to tell me this is another one that everyone actually likes this time and also it has STARRO??? Starro the evil starfish from space is in a mainstream cinematic work and they only made the design MORE colorful and adorable??
It feels like only yesterday that I could have expected a Hollywood production to strip this character of all aesthetic personality and make it like a grey cthulhu.
Okay I don’t read actual superhero comics so thank you for informing me that Starro in the main DC continuity became a good guy, died in a heroic sacrifice, left behind DNA that Batman cultivated into a new baby Starro whose name is Jarro because he grew in a jar, and that Jarro daydreams of being the next Robin.
Honestly can’t believe there are comic book fans who think comic books have gotten worse, what are they like dumb or something or did they also not know about Jarro
People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier
#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel)
choclay ornage is also pretty high up there
Back when this site truly was lawless.
love live keeps getting caught taking scenes from glee and it’s making me laugh so much
>super generic panelling
>super generic ‘CHARACTER LOOKS AT CAMERA’ shots
yep. stealing scenes.
years later and this is still the strangest pop culture related phenomenon to ever occur
Understanding the Johansson/Disney lawsuit thanks to Twitter wisdom…
Here’s part of Disney’s statement…
Yes. They’re excusing a breach of contract over the pandemic. Oh. So righteous.
And because context is everything…
Some say Johansson made a dick move because Disney is “the hands that feeds her”. I wonder if they’d say the same thing if this was Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr or some MAN of the likes.
Last, but not least:
I say: good for her. Go after the mouse. Let it all burn if you have to.