This is the Dog of Protection.
Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!
THE FLUFFY BOI
important ship tropes:
- fake dating
- SECRET dating
- being locked in a room or trapped in a small space
- huDDLING FOR WARMTH
- BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED
- finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY
- tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!
- wearing each other’s clothes
- doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long
- channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE
- fucking. Now or Never Kiss
- HEIGHT DIFFERENCES
- defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND
- reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS
- dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS
- undercover as lovers, the classic
- ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING
- casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes
- did i mention F AKE DATinG
- trying to convince people that “(s)he’s just a friend!”
- SHARING A BED
- DEEP BREATH after an eye sex
- secret stares
- “BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU YOU ASSHOLE!”
- looking at the other person’s lips
- holding hands without noticing and then being so embarased about this
- “you two are a wonderful couple” “oh, no, we’re not- we’re just- there’s nothing between us…”
- confessing their feelings at the worst moment
- “you did this for me?” “of course!”
- “i could kiss you right now!” *staring meaningfully at each other and each other’s lips*
- “you’re here” “where else would i be?” and they’re still oblivious
I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.
I think these would guarantee return bookings. Loving the elephant.
I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.
aaaa this is so lovely
“asexuals are basically straight”
“asexuals are inherently homophobic”
“asexuals are just confused; not having sex is just celibacy”
“asexuals are just gays with internalized homophobia”
“asexuals have no place in the lgbt+ community”
“there’s no such thing as aphobia”
“i’d never touch an asexual person"
“ace people just aren’t oppressed enough to be in the lgbt+ community”
“i only hate the cishet aces”
“asexuality isn’t a real thing”
Ace person here! The best part is that reading through the notes helps me make a list of actual people to block! :)
thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks
it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks
it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks
spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks
it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks
Her dedication must not go unrecognized
i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished
Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.
Ooo its thursday
I have posted this every Thursday for 2 months. Has anyone even noticed?
It’s Thursday! Time to reblog yet again.
Happy thursday my friends! remember, spooky season doesn’t end until tomorrow, cause of dotd!!
Well, it’s thursday
well happy thursday
Imma queue this every Thursday ✌️✌️
ITS THE DAY OF THE THUR
How did this appear on my dash on THURSDAY?
THIS MEME AGAIN
IT’S THURSDAY, FUCKERS
It’s just 29 minutes into Thursday and this has appeared on my dash
oh shit it’s thursday-
Seriously tho as someone who put literal years of effort into creating a Wikipedia hoax it’s basically impossible to get away with for more than like an hour. They’re fucking vigilant. I tried to build up trust by doing legit editing but my account got reviewed cause I approved a page that mismeasured the size of a ship by a few centimeters
i often use wikipedia to get basic information and then fact check with “more reliable sources” so my teachers don’t get pissed and it has ALWAYS BEEN ACCURATE. in fact, sometimes the “more reliable sources” turn out to be LESS ACCURATE THAN WIKIPEDIA. it’s SO easy to use and has SO much free information and it kinda pisses me off that we’re taught that wikipedia is the devil and should never be trusted when it’s a super good source of information.
Some people need to hear this.
Remember that scene from Harry Potter, where after Sirius’s death Harry is screaming and Lupin’s trynna stop him?
well the screams were muted in the movie because they were too agonizing
and you know what?
I found the unmuted version of them
Here’s the vid:
YOU GUYS WERE HAVING A GOOD SORT OF DAY?
YEAH? THEN THIS VIDEO IS HERE TO CHASE IT AWAY!
The latest Google Search easter egg pays tribute to the Cha Cha Slide for the song’s 20th anniversary.
and I found it pretty funny, trust me it’s fun
(My sister and I have been laughing at it for 15 minutes!)
just Google “cha cha slide”…
I’m dying omggg
BLOG 10000000 TIMES
YOU FUCKING GO GRANDMA
YOU GO GRANDMA
GRANDMA IS GOING FOR THE HEAD
YES GRANDMA YEEESSSS
FUCK YEAH, GO GRANDMA
GRANDMA IS YES
GRANDMA GOING TO GO FIGHT GOD
AND WE FUCKEN STAN
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.