@need-to-take-chances

sauntervaguelydownward :

showerthoughtsofficial :

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

srchsm :

This weeks forecast 💀 #goodvibesonly #havefunordietrying (at monsoon season )

timberfolk:

Spending the next three days in CO to spend some quality time with the slopes and fresh powder.

Wouldn’t Cole slaw be yummy as a chip? Submit your own idea now! Lay’s Do Us A Flavor is back, and the search is on for the yummiest flavor idea. Create a flavor, choose a chip and you could win $1 million! https://www.dousaflavor.com See Rules.

Wouldn’t Stuffed banana pepper be yummy as a chip? Submit your own idea now! Lay’s Do Us A Flavor is back, and the search is on for the yummiest flavor idea. Create a flavor, choose a chip and you could win $1 million! https://www.dousaflavor.com See Rules.

bassoonrckr:

All the cousins. 

queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

“Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

oh-good-life :

awwww

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

throwawaysouls:

xemptfromxplanations:

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

REFERENCE OMG

beachedcoracles :

60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Buffalo are still sunbathing.

50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Buffalo plant gardens.

40° F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Buffalo drive with the windows down.

32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Erie water…

mystfire :

push to start

jemscaforever:

I can never not reblog this.

swi-ne:

♡

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

ckings :

braydaaan:

wanderlusity:

moon-base:

Cute Friendship Between Japanese Boy & His Bulldog

I’m crying

now this is cute

take a picture of this boy and his bulldog five years later i’ll be waiting :)

pharcydes:

We ride together we die together