Trigger Warning For:
Themes of Sexual Assault
if she didn’t kill a man for every single tally mark i’m gonna feel ripped off
We are all put on this earth to be a service to others and I am grateful that for some, my Cheerios ponytail and sassy sashays may have given a little light to someone somewhere, who may have needed it. To everyone whose heartfelt stories I have heard, or read I thank you for truly enriching my life.
JFC Breaking Bad is so good! I should have started watching this sooner. Thank whatever that I haven’t been spoiled much. I don’t know what’s gonna happen next in the final season but my guess is Walter is gonna die. I mean he has to. Right?
There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs
This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose
I’m not ready to be a single mom
I know shit about reptiles
I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth
Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care
I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?
70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
You a mom now
Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”
I’m gonna fistfight nature
@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow
I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??
I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out
YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
DAMN IT SHARRON
First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this
Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me
Call this one Susan
You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit
Yall this was from my stepmom today
Three? I’m sorry
For the newcomers: this is this year’s update. Sharron and Susan were May 2018. This year we have Helen, Linda, and Karen.
On paper, it looks great to say Daenerys will become fueled by jealousy, just like her older brother Viserys became in season one when he saw the Dothraki idolizing his sister instead of himself. It looks great to say she’ll descend to “The Mad Queen” status much like her father. It looks great on paper to say Cersei and Jaime will die in the cells of the Red Keep, with the castle they fought and schemed for literally and metaphorically collapsing atop them. And it looks great on paper to say that, in the end, the real war won’t be between the living and the dead or between Daenerys and Cersei, but instead will be between aunt and nephew.
The problem is, each of these transformations of character weren’t given the time they deserve to occur naturally. We the viewers have spent almost ten years with these characters, watching their slow and methodical development and transformations from what they were in season one to what they became at the end of season seven.
Every change we saw in Jon and Dany and Jaime and Arya was motivated. It all made sense. They saw things, reacted to things and changed in a natural, human way. That was the beauty of this show: It married a fictional and magical world with true humanity that we all could relate to. But with 13 episodes left to tell one third of George R.R. Martin’s epic tale, it genuinely feels like the show lost touch with that humanity.
Time became the antagonist. Where the characters have ended up with one final episode left is fine. It’s believable on paper. However, in execution, it’s hard to believe that Daenerys would transform from liberator and hero to malicious murderer over the course of two episodes. It’s hard to believe that Jaime would be fueled to do what’s right in episode three of the final season, abandoning his evil sister to defend the living, and then go running back to her in episode four. It’s hard to believe that Varys, the most meticulous and schematic character on the show, would hear a rumor and then basically tell everyone that he was willing to commit treason. And it’s hard to believe that Cersei and Qyburn, who have been merciless from the start, wouldn’t have a plan in place to blow up the city with wildfire once the gates fell and all of the Northern army was in close proximity.
The show broke down the fundamental elements that make each character who they are in the viewers’ minds, but they did so without explaining or motivating those breaks, leaving everyone confused and underwhelmed.
Dany stans: She just had a minor mental breakdown, chill lmao
Jon stans: Boy if you’re say “you are my queen” ONE MORE TIME I’M -
Cersei stans: *in memoriam for the most unproblematic woman in the 7k*
Sansa stans: We were never wrong once. In our entire existence.
Brienne stans: Girl you better MELT THAT SWORD and stick it RIGHT UP his-
Arya stans: She caught ME slippin. That’s on ME.
Bran stans: I’m something else now…
Jaime stans: Here’s all the ways this SHITHEAD can still be alive
“It’s not the length of our life that matters… Just the depth of it. The chances we take. The paths we choose. How we go on after our hearts break. Hearts always break. And so we bend with our hearts. And we sway. But in the end… What matters is that we loved… And lived.” - Black Widow: The Name of the Rose, #5.
Rest easy, Nat. Rest easy.
you expect me to believe that steve “we don’t trade lives” rogers is the same guy that went back to return the soul stone in the exact time that clint and nat were trying to sacrifice themselves and he didn’t even fcking try to save nat? the person that stood by him all this time? the person who willingly went on the run with him? the person who stood with him when he lost peggy? the person who was in tears when she told him that she used to have nothing and then she got this family?
Oh. My. God.
(spoilers are in the tags)
Ah still no birthday sex :|
I miss you. I don’t know if you’re out there or if you even exist but if you do, wherever the hell you are, I miss you so much right now.
What did you do now Tumblr?… Why change to this blue when the old blue was just fine.
Meanwhile in the Philippines… #grammarhumor #rasta #napatigilsadaan (at Naga, Camarines Sur)
Feelings, you’re dumb and stupid and just stay away from me rn.
Can’t wait for this!
Disney’s The Lion King opens in theatres July 19, 2019
Nothing will ever EVER beat the original but still this
Also this means the stampede sequence will be in glorious 3D…
Of course she has a husband.
Infinity War. Wow.