Let me THINK

ovur:

AHHHHH

papasmoke:

If you dismiss enough banner ads on youtube you start getting kickass shit like this

goth-aunt :

capacity :

Me about to get a job again

I’m like so sad

ourbastardofsorrows:

thinkin of quitting my job to become a full-time horrifying void entity

peteseeger:

hornet-protector :

a hat that says THE ATTITUDES OF WOMEN AND FISH TOWARD ME ARE TOO VARIED AND COMPLEX TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED ON A HAT

1eos :

what’s the point of ~sexy~ pajamas? bitch go to sleep

simtunes :

masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

alienbby420:

psantanico :

when people ask me for directions i’m sorry. i’m not that kind of girl

libertybill:

baapi-makwa :

JULY 6, 2020

“Today is a historic day for the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe and the many people who have supported us in the fight against the pipeline,” said Chairman Mike Faith of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe. “This pipeline should have never been built here. We told them that from the beginning.”

090519990305:

i love toxic men, i love men i should not like, so let’s go…

090519990305:

insanelypoisedgirl :

hate-crimes-official :

killowave-the-2nd:

Dcdcfvybtvfcexwxd

coast-modern :

ottermatopoeia :

apolonisaphrodisia :

A large strawberry squid, one of three caught on the last trawl of the Deep-See cruise. Photo: NOAA Fisheries

“The strawberry squid, gets its nickname from the berry-like appearance of its bright-red body speckled with numerous jewel like luminescent photophores ” via @octonation

she’s opulent

BEJEWELED

mirab3lle :

lulavcentrism :

censorship :

i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

• francieum
• quirkybrittany
• justgirlythings
• “I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public
• we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”
• “you must be fun at parties”
• cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
• mitt romney
• hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
• hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
• andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
• the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips
• superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
• supernatural has a gif for everything
• “Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
• hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
• the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
• benedict cumberbatch everywhere
• that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever
• gangnam style everywhere
• people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
• “Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
• “im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”
• the dancing chandler gif from friends
• “Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
• potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)
• the reblog button being at the top of posts
• cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”
• 27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”
• song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album
• “ah, the scalene triangle”
• XD vs :D discourse
• the most reblogged picture on tumblr
• doge
• men of tumblr
• the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post
• touch my butt and buy me pizza
• spread this like wildfire
• tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
• tumblr island
• tumblr nation
• these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
• tumblr prom

That sounds like an actual nightmare.

Look into my eyes.

It WAS

gluten-free-pussy :

fuselii :

legends 

Queen shit

stimman4000:

deranged

stimman4000:

never want to hear people say anything about onlyfans again while lin manuel m*randa is selling 70 dollar framed lip bite selfies

evilbi:

hsixndnsjxinsbsjvs

alisonzai:

coolxatu :

snapchatting2:

frogs in the summer be like

seasaurusrrex:

toebesolonely:

thinking about zayns most iconic tweet

vendetta06:

my music taste is immaculate. dick game huge. i am friends with rodents. i am sexy and insane and i think that’s cool of me. i am gay. the only flaw is that i’m evil

howtobake:

Pros of being an ant: you can dodge microwave beams

Cons of being an ant: there’s an animal called anteater

I feel like we don’t discuss how the trans flag is literally the prettiest flag like look at these

ezrisdax :

hardison + fave looks for anon