I love this picture because even 70 years ago, way up in the Arctic in a culture very different than my own, a 17 year old still had the same “Dad, please hurry up and take the damn picture” expression that characterized every picture taken of me from 2001-2007.
Some things are universal
im wizardjpeg. i am an influencer. i am the biggest and hottest name, in the blogosphere. i have one trillion likes. i wear cleats. i’m cute. i can run ,at 45 miles per hour. i drink SoBe teas and fruit-juice blends, while i manage my estates. i have my wisdom teeth. i’m “cute”. i know four spells. i listen to reel big fish. my skull is small. im logged in. and i am looking, for my forever home
Undefeated in wizard duels thanks to my devastating countermagic where I close the distance and punch them in the chest 14 times while they try to read a paragraph from a book the size of briefcase. This sorcery shit is easy as hell.
I accidentally found out one of my friends has a huge dick, and in a panic I blurted out “congratulations on the pipe, man.” What’s my next move after this
no you’re good. thhats the end of the transmission
why would you willingly go to mass
well no actually, there’s taxes in mass soo……. yeah
it’s not like they can make you put money in their little pouch. just say no. fucking pushover
i think we are talking about different things
oh er sorry for being mean then. what the hell did you mean though how does a church tax you
i am talking about the state of massachusetts
you’re just making that place up to freak me out