I’ve missed you.
Single women are the fastest-growing voting population in the country: 55 million unmarried women will be voting in the upcoming election, and it goes without saying that they’re not being courted by Romney/Ryan. When Ann Romney went off-script at the RNC to yell “I love you, women!” she later…
Even though he’s being attacked by idiots, Nate Silver is calling the election a complete lock for Obama which basically means it’s over. So what’s Mitt Romney to do now? Unless all of the state polls are totally off, he’s going to be out of a job come next week. He needs one last trump card and the Donald isn’t the man for the job. Romney is now hedging his bets on a last minute performance from Rudy Giuliani.
The former New York mayor joined Romney and Paul Ryan onstage at a mega-rally in Ohio last night, as part of a Republican all-star lineup that also included former presidential candidates John McCain, Rick Santorum, and Rick Perry.
Giuliani made the most news of the night by calling for Obama’s resignation.
Sweet 16 Roll - Shrimp on the inside, crab on the out, all so delicious. I forgot to take a picture first before eating.
Jimison concert pic. Undead Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison rocking it out together for eternity. This is the only picture that came out clearly. Or as clear as you can get when you’re taking pictures of Spectres.
How can you go wrong with Hendrix and Morrison in the same band? It was fantastic!
Dead things don’t like when children play with them. Especially Vampires.
My name is Poppy Fields (I know) and three years ago, I got bashed in the head by a mugger heading home. Sucks for him cause I had no cash or valuables on me, so thanks for ruining my life for a whole lot of nothing asshole. I was in a coma for a few weeks and let me tell you, that was an interesting experience, but that’s a story for another time. By the end of the second week, the doctors told my parents I probably wasn’t going to survive, because the swelling in my brain didn’t go down and soon after they declared me brain dead (as if).
I’m all about human rights and freedom for all, but it always burns me how humans forget that the Undead also have rights too. I mean every time you turn around there are movies about depicting the Undead, particularly Zombies as murderous hoards, trying to eat humans. Not to mention all this…
Fun Fact of the Day: As first pointed out by an unnamed Harvard music major, the song used to score the anti-gay, Christian-centric political ad released this week by GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry was heavily inspired by composer Aaron Copland’s “Appalachian Spring” (SFW link, NSFW site).
Copland, a gay American Jew, was also known to have supported the Communist Party.
First thing to do is accept that life sucked. I’m so over all these undead chicks complaining about how awesome life was. Um, no it wasn’t. Periods, cramps, acne, GROWING OLD! How soon we forget how annoying all that shit was. If you’re like me and was struck down in your prime, then be glad! You get to be the best you forever! What’s to complain about? Embrace the afterlife baby, because it’s all uphill from here.
You never know when the zombie apocalypse will occur, or if a loved one will fall victim. This Zombie Food Pyramid is a great way to learn how to feed your fallen friend when that time comes. Remember, a healthy and satisfying diet for them means a longer life for you. Maybe. Probably not, but it’s worth a shot.
So right now I’m dating this zombie and omg he’s so boring! First of all, if he’s not going on and on about brains, brains, brains, or bonds, bonds, bonds (he’s a stockbroker), he’s trying to nibble on my ear, which, HELLO! You’re a zombie! That so not a turn on! It’s creepy. Even though I know as an undead myself, that he’s not interested in me in ‘that way’ because he only eats living flesh, or the freshly dead, it’s still Creepy!