Carlos: I thought you two were a couple?? Gina: No!, how could you even think that? Carlos, to everyone in the room: Raise your hand if you thought Gina and Nini were a couple. Everyone: [raises their hand] Gina: Nini, why are YOU raising your hand?!?!?!
Seb: So this morning we were having breakfast together and I just looked up from my cereal and said, ‘You know what I want to do today? I want to get married.’ Carlos: I had just woken up, I didn’t even look cute. Carlos: That’s how I knew he meant it.
Gina: *sneaks in through the window at 2 am* Ashlynn: *flicks on the light and turns around in her chair* care to explain where you were? Gina: I, uh, was with… EJ! EJ: *turning around in his own chair* want to try again? [on the other side of town, or wherever Nini's house is] Nini: *sneaks in through the window at 2 am* Ricky: *flicks on the light and turns around in his chair* care to explain where you were? Nini: I, uh, I was with, uhhh… I was with Big Red! Big Red: *turning around in his own chair* want to try again?
Gina: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for, like, months now. No response Nini: Wow, she sound stupid Gina: But she’s not. She’s really smart actually. Just… dense Nini: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I like you!” Gina: I guess you’re right… Gina: Hey, Nini, I like you. Nini: See? Just like that Gina: Holy fucking shit. Nini: If that flies over her head then, sorry Gina, but she’s too dumb for you.
Ricky: You’re a lying, cheating piece of crap! You’re not the person I married! EJ: Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And I’m taking Gina! Gina, pushing the monopoly board away from them: Maybe we should stop playing.
Zack Roy, holding Carlos hostage: Give me $10,000 and we’ll give him back. Carlos, offended: You think I’m only worth $10,000?! Zack: What? Carlos, taking the megaphone: Give me that. Carlos: MAKE IT ONE BILLION DOLLARS! Gina, outside: CARLOS, SHUT UP!
Ashlynn: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Big Red: Okay, but in my defense, Ricky bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Ashlynn: That’s not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!
Miss Jenn: Rules are made to be broken. Mr Mazzara: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Carlos: Uh, piñatas. Ashlynn: Glow sticks. Kourtney: Karate boards. Nini: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.