My naym is dogMy naym is rat
My frend is smol
He dose not fetch
Or thro the ball
But I not chays
Or bite like cat
Insted I’m kind
I lyk the rat
And this caynine
He show me how
to have good tyme
I stand up tall
Upon my toes
I stretch my tung
I lyk his nose
I love you
thinking about how my family told a story about how my grandfather growing up in nazi germany once beat up a group of hitler youth bothering him and i thought it was just made-up family lore and then i saw a picture of him at like 15 and he looked like this
the thing you have to understand is that all the men from the jewish side of my family are musclebound freaks. my grandad was apparently doing 100 pushups a day up until his 70′s. My dad is in the senior olympics. my brother became like, shredded at the age of 14.
only drawback is that they all have severe dyslexia and can barely read but who needs reading when you can squat twice your bodyweight
tumblr with their stunning input as usual
I like how everybody is paired off haha
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.
so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.
Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance
NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back
Hockey players, hugging: Got it.
As a hockey player, this is my favorite post of all time.
jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last 2 and half months of 2019
i’m sorry she failed to do what now
Dirty Dancing (1987) dir. Emile Ardolino
“I can’t even do the merengue.” “See?” “Johnny, you’re a strong partner, you can lead anybody!” “But you heard her— she can’t even do the merengue! She can’t do it. She cannot do it.”
hey did bella and edward ever sit down and talk about what it felt like for him to die of spanish influenza or was that like a trigger for him and off limits
edward: *sees flu shot poster at the hospital* *immediately breaks down sobbing*
Edward Cullen actually fought every anti-vaxxer in the entire state of Washington we just didn’t get to read about it because it wasn’t relevant to Bella’s story
I studied the blade too we were classmates
hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow
Bro, you didn’t know? The head of the man who killed your father is due tomorrow by noon.
u think the teacher will accept late work or
aw man I’m gonna fail my revenge arc
if this is not funny, then why am i on the floor?! anyway i can’t wait for the batman (2021) press tour.
comedians: it’s so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended
robert pattinson, without an inch of effort: