girls!!! we gotta fail more often!!! we’re so scared of failure and disappointing people and looking stupid that we don’t even TRY things! men?? men brush off failure like it’s nothing! if a man doesn’t get a job he wanted, it’s because they didn’t review his application fairly! it’s because the competition was tough this year! it’s because he just needs to try harder next time! men just DO things!!! and you know what DOING things builds?? confidence!!! even if you fail!! the more you fail, the more confident you are that you can fail and survive! women don’t even wanna try unless they are 100% certain that they’re qualified and competent and won’t disappoint anybody! but that is NONSENSE. men are out there getting positions they’re not even qualified for, while over-qualified but less-confident women are staying where it’s safe bc they’re afraid to rock the boat!!! DO. IT. apply for the thing! ask for the raise! enter the competition! get used to failing ALL the time! fail quickly and move on!!! if a cocky but mediocre man would do it, then for the love of god, GO DO THE DAMN THING. you are SO much more qualified than you think you are.
I LOVE YOU
this post physically cured me
Well. Just what I needed to read at the very top of my dash.
The whole hetalia discord raid thing is like if you had a rat problem in your house in 2010 and it kind of eventually went away on its own so you forgot about it but then like, now, almost 10 years later a teenager shows up at your house and is like “im here about the rat problem” and youre like “what ra—“ but before you finish your sentence theyre going ham at your walls with a baseball bat and release like a swarm of rodents that r like old and feeble but still absolutely full of rabies. Or something like that
Dear college bound friends,
Please do not start your essay with “Music has always been a big part of my life.” I get it. It’s the start of every. single, fricken, essay. And I know I probably made the same mistakes when I was writing mine.
A College Admissions Counselor
Can I start it with “dude bro. Music is the bomb digity.” ?
Honestly, you wouldn’t be the first person. I had a student start an essay with “Ball is life” and they got a scholarship so…
I am incredibly curious as to why a college admissions officer has a tumblr
Shouldn’t we be worried that a college admission officer HAS a tumblr??
had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy
so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe……. a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:
WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE
you know…………….. like bf……………
i assume you had a nightmare last night, you hate zombie movies, you are average in math, you like colourful socks and own 2 backpacks.
🌲send me your name and i’ll assume 5 things about you🌲
TIL a Disney Cruise worker vanished from a cruise. She was seen looking distraught on camera then vanished. Disney were uncooperative & claimed she fell overboard despite the fact there was no bad weather & she was last seen in the opposite end of the ship to where they claimed she fell.
This is actually a bigger issue than ppl think. In the past decade, 250 ppl have gone missing on cruise ships, workers and passengers and every single cruise line refuses to be cooperative in solving or even reporting the missing person. Unless you are a child, the cruise line WILL cover up whatever the hell happened to you.
This sounds like human trafficking.
This sounds like I can kill with impunity on a Disney cruise ship as long as I leave children alone.
Hannibal would have a frickin’ blast.
This is a fic I want to read. :-)
have you guys every tried being a normal ass human being?
Twilights so unrealistic, they have all that drama about Bella and Edward not being able to have sex bc he would kill her with his super strength but we all know she’d peg him.
Okay but would Edwards butthole be like impenetrable because of his vampire diamond strength? And every time Bella tries to insert her strap his butthole just clenches down on it and like,,,,, snaps it in half and Edward sucks it into his body so eventually he has to tell Carlisle because he’s just got a ton of fucking bits of straps floating around inside of his vampire body and disintergrating so his ass is just constantly leaking venom plastic fluid and Carlisle just lets out a long sigh and looks at him,,,,; (cause he’s been there and him and Esme had to do a lot of research on which straps were strong enough) and Smeyer wait where are you going Stephenie we have questions did you want to fuck your brot—
there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life
like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”
this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan