@noturfknbaby

“I haven’t been interested in anyone else since meeting you” hits different 😌

Not you blackfishing omg

noturfknbaby:

Friendly reminder to keep my name out of your mouth unless I’m making you moan it

milk-an-honey:

Damn you look so much like her!

Hope you have a great time when you meet god, slut

I met God and I thanked him for giving me the juiciest pussy of all time

Can you please give a hair routine 🥺🥺🥺 your curls are so gorgeous

I use olaplex shampoo and conditioner and the Kristen Ess reconstructive mask. Right out of the shower I use a Denman brush and olaplex no.6 to separate and define the curls. Using the shingling method works too, but I think brushing them helps with frizz. Then I let it air dry partially and diffuse it a bit for volume. I finish with Pattern Argan oil :)

just sitting here thinking about how beautiful you and Syd’s babies would be

We’re gonna try our damn best to make some ❤️❤️

Yes, designer babies, it’s the term used for picking and choosing which foetuses to abort and which to carry through to term based on subjectively desirable or undesirable traits.

It’s a topic that’s been extensively covered by medical ethicists and the consensus is that it is a form of eugenics and completely unethical because if we allowed people to do that the long term effect would be detrimental to the genetic diversity on which life relies.

How do you feel about the practice of selectively aborting females?

Or racist white women who fancy a bit of black dick but would abort a black baby while they would happily have a white baby?

Not wanting a baby or not being ready for a baby are perfectly valid reasons for getting an abortion but getting a abortion just because you don’t like the way the baby is gonna look is fucking twisted.

I expect you feel nice and superior here in your little echo chamber with your followers supporting you but just know the vast majority of ethicists are not on your side here.

Don’t worry, I eat all parts of the male fetus, it’s ethical

noturfknbaby:

One more

I literally look like this, you can’t tell me shit

Friendly reminder that the concept of designer babies is widely regarded as a form of eugenics and grossly unethical.

I’m pro choice but I’m not pro THAT choice and most people agree with me.

Never thought I’d say this to a woman but please get your fucking tubes tied or just don’t have sex ever again.

Me omw to the clinic to abort another male fetus ❤️

Does size matter to you?

Yes

So if you have a son you won’t get him circumcised?

I’m either having a daughter or an abortion :)

Thoughts on uncut dicks??

Fine. I’m not a fan of genital mutilation

Kill yourself :)

Bet

POST SOMETHING ON YOUR INSTAGRAM FOR CHRIST’S SAKE

No

just sitting here thinking about how beautiful you and Syd’s babies would be

We’re gonna try our damn best to make some ❤️❤️

Tumblr as a platform is flawed because you should really have to ask my permission before you hijack my funny text post with some dd/lg bullshit

his-little-girl-forever1:

herpapabearalways:

noturfknbaby:

You’re in their DMs, I’m learning how to do a Kermit the frog impression to impress them. We are not the same.

Kermit…Chewbacca…horse…gorilla…Scooby…

You’re sooooo good at all those, Daddy!!!! My favorite is growly bear cuz I’m usually the one making you growl 😈 @herpapabearalways

noturfknbaby:

Been that bitch, still that bitch

Your eyes look like they’re different colors??

They are. I defeated my twin in the womb and took their eyeball as a prize

noturfknbaby:

You’re in their DMs, I’m learning how to do a Kermit the frog impression to impress them. We are not the same.

Too many of you are relating to this. Are you ok?

One more

Been that bitch, still that bitch

noturfknbaby:

God really let me look like this and have a good personality. Wow.

To be fair, he also gave me the whole DSM-5 in my li’l noggin

God really let me look like this and have a good personality. Wow.

Soooooooo when you gonna cuff shaye??? 👀

probably a few hours after she comes over if i had to guess!

Hey I just wanted to say thanks to all you weirdos for supporting me and showing me so much love the past two years. I would never have guessed my silly little blog would get me such a following and let me meet so many funny and cute people. You are all very appreciated and I love all of you

You’re in their DMs, I’m learning how to do a Kermit the frog impression to impress them. We are not the same.

noturfknbaby:

If my blog wasn’t flagged this would be my header